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Maple Christ’s Son Will Not Go Hungry,
He Checked

In the midst of all the bikinis, drunk drivers, merkins and areolae yesterday, I completely missed Justin Bieber staring directly into Selena Gomez’s cleavage at the Much Music Awards Sunday night and making a face that clearly says, “Golly wilikers, those sure got big!” So, go ahead and add this to the list of signsMore »

Miley Cyrus Flashed It Again

So sometime between this morning and last night’s post this occurred which makes me believe I made it happen with my dreams. — That’s not creepy!

Here’s the latest shot to come out of Miley Cyrus’ Much Music Video Award performances and at first I thought this thing had to be doctored, but… More »

Kristin Cavallari is Nipplely and Other News


- Aubrey O’Day has been studying The Coco Book of Twittering. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lady GaGa is Bombshell McGee now. [Dlisted]

- Megan Fox bombs another movie. [Lainey Gossip]

- Britney Spears has such a healthy diet. How is… More »

So Ke$ha is an Actual Retarded Person? I Get It Now.

Here’s Ke$ha rehearsing before the Much Music Video Awards last night and you’d think after Britney Spears the music industry would’ve learned a hard, yet valuable lesson, about giving recording contracts to the mentally handicapped. I mean, what the hell is Ke$ha even doing in these photos? Because that’s definitely not dancing and I don’t… More »

Miley Cyrus is Legal in Canada. Hence This.

Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto Sunday night looking almost entirely like the Bride of Christ she claimed to be to sell Hannah Montana lunchboxes across the Bible Belt. That being said, do you think Miley’s boyfriend found it less exciting to have sex with her in Canada where the… More »