Posts tagged "Miss Universe"

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

- That’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe. And it’s not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian’s complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper]

– The widow of Jennifer Aniston’s dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted]

– There’s something called a Blowjob Bib,…

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015

Miss Universe is a Mexican. OH NOES, WHITE PEOPLE!

Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was officially named the hottest chick on the planet, or just Miss Universe 2010, in Vegas last night effectively continuing Donald Trump’s silent campaign to make white people’s heads explode into a boner stew of xenophobia. — I don’t even know what that means. Granted, this was a competition between countrie…

By: The Superficial / August 24, 2010