Posts tagged "Miranda Lambert"

Blake Shelton Kicked Miranda Lambert Out For Cheating On Him

Blake Shelton believes Miranda Lambert cheated on him and kicked her off his ranch. Pure country! It’s coming back.

The Superficial / July 21, 2015

The 2014 Billboard Music Awards

Everyone that’s anyone (Read: Blake Lively’s breasts) is at Cannes right now, but then again, timing isn’t exactly this year’s Billboard Music Awards’ strong suit. So here’s some barely interesting people on the red carpet who didn’t get their own post by surprisingly not having semen on them which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll…

The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Blake Shelton Tells Westboro Baptist To Blow Him

Before I begin, if you’re wondering how Blake Shelton is even still alive to tweet after stealing Kathie Lee and Hoda’s wine, their dungeon has WiFi. Now that’s taken care of, here’s the latest round of country music stars making me like them despite hating 98% of their audience. This time Blake decided to tell…

The Superficial / September 26, 2013

Country Music’s Mad At Ashton Kutcher

For some reason, somebody thought it’d be a great idea to invite Ashton Kutcher, the guy who fucked over Demi Moore by banging 23-year-olds on their wedding anniversary, to Sunday’s American Country Music Awards to present Female Vocalist of the Year to Miranda Lambert which he did, but only after showing up in a ten-gallo…

The Superficial / April 3, 2012