Posts tagged "Minnie Driver"

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

It’s Minnie Driver In A Bikini

Here's Minnie Driver in a bikini because I hate you. There's no other way to interpret this post. I pray and secretly hope for your death. There's no denying it anymore. You've seen my hand. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2014

Minnie Driver Sounds Awesome To Impregnate

Three years before January Jones got knocked up with Patrick Stewart's bastard (I'll guess this yet!) she kept out of spite, Minnie Driver pulled a similar stunt while working on the FX series The Riches and birthed a baby that apparently I spent a lot of time saying was Criss Angel's because 2008 was a…

By: The Superficial / February 21, 2012

Minnie Driver births her illegitimate son

Minnie Driver gave birth to baby boy Henry Story Driver on Friday, according to People: The baby was born Friday in Los Angeles and weighed 9 lbs., 12 oz., rep Jessica Kolstad says. Minnie Driver still hasn't revealed the baby's father which means it's definitely Criss Angel. Otherwise, why all the secrecy? That said, I…

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2008

Minnie Driver hints at the father of her baby

Minnie Driver hinted at who the father of her child might be to The Independent and denied rumors that it's San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi. Also, judging by her information, the father is not Criss Angel. Great, so I built this bunker for nothing. Sonofa... : The only clues Driver will offer about the identity…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2008

Minnie Driver reveals her baby’s daddy

Minnie Driver has finally revealed the father of her baby ending weeks of speculation. If you're like me, you've had many sleepless nights wondering just what nefarious foe allowed his sperm to join with Minnie Driver's egg. At long last, the mystery is over. People reports: "It's the Easter bunny," she joked to PEOPLE at…

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2008

Minnie Driver is pregnant – with a mini Criss Angel?!

Minnie Driver announced her pregnancy last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She wouldn't say who the father was, but People provides some clues which I use to immediately jump to the conclusion that it's Criss Angel's baby. Because everyone knows I'm the Sherlock Holmes of the uterus: Driver said that she love…

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2008