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Minka Kelly Denies Dating Sean Penn

Minka Kelly denies dating Sean Penn now. Three weeks later. More »

Sean Penn Is Banging Minka Kelly Now, Just Burn Everything

Minka Kelly is dating Sean Penn. WHY?! (Besides money.) More »

Bitch, Didn’t Kanye Tell You No More Whorin’?!

Here’s Kim Kardashian coming out the front door of Barry’s Bootcamp where the paparazzi were conveniently waiting to snap pics of her with slightly less makeup on so it looks like she actually works out. Which is horseshit because below is Minka Kelly also leaving a gym in Los Angeles looking sweaty as all hell,… More »

Note To Self: Enroll In Minka Kelly’s Acting Class, Ogle Profusely, And Other News

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- Jon Hamm’s girlfriend can no longer open her mouth. This was bound to happen. [Lainey Gossip]

– Chivers in Halloween costumes. Yep, it’s mostly titties. [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Swift is already working on a new album about what an inadequate lover Ed Sheeran is. More »

Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News

- So here’s Severus Snape as Ronald Reagan. Why not? [Dlisted]

– Wait a minute, did Lainey just say Season 4 of Sons of Anarchy was weak? It was way better than Season 3’s Irish Baby Chase. Probably the best season since Henry Rollins: Skinhead. (Adding… Last night’s premiere ended up being the… More »

Minka Kelly Is Still So, So Hot And Other News

- Taylor Swift supports Chris Brown. Oh, goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]

– This Texas Chivette apparently doesn’t know how shirts work. Nobody tell her. [theCHIVE]

- Kim Kardashian thinks she deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [Dlisted]

– So Clint Eastwood showed up to the RNC and… More »

There’s A Minka Kelly Sex Tape

Last week ended fucking horribly, so let’s start this week with a powerful and rejuvenating tale of the human spirit that will bind us all together in a cavalcade of love and unity-boners. The tale of Minka Kelly’s sex tape. TMZ reports:

The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is… More »

Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News

- Girl, stoned out of her mind, decides to climb the electricity pylon. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Hamm is strangely monogamous. Goddammit… [Lainey Gossip]

- America Straight Up Lies About Nickelback Hatred [BuzzFeed]

- Hugh Jackman’s hairy nipples are medicinal. [Dlisted]

– Hello, Kate Beckinsale in Women’s Health… More »

Minka Kelly Secretly Hooked Up With Jake Gyllenhaal

Back in January, Minka Kelly shot down Jake Gyllenhaal because she was too busy trying to make things work with Derek Jeter again and/or complete her Upper Deck collection of 2006 Yankees. Turns out Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t give up that easily and doesn’t mind following Wilmer Valderrama provided nobody talks about it except, oh, wait,… More »

Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Cleavage And Other News

- And now’s the time on Sprockets when we look at redheads. [theCHIVE]

– There’s a Hologram Left Eye now. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Tim Burton calls Johnny Depp “Sweetsie.” No one should be surprised by this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kaley Cuoco figured out Twitter. (Yes, this is bikini… More »

Ashlee Simpson: ‘Jessica Isn’t Squeezing Out A Kid Anytime Soon’

While looking so thin and pretty Minka Kelly couldn’t resist sticking her hand up her shirt, Ashlee Simpson basically let reporters know that her gigantic billionaire sister is going to get even larger which is exactly how I’d deflect from the fact I used to have sex with Pete Wentz, too. Well played. Us WeeklyMore »

Minka Kelly is NOT Banging Wilmer Valderrama

Writing this site I often come off as a jaded, cynical atheist with a undeniable reputation of dealing out sexual thunder in the bedroom, but every once in a while a story comes along that makes me take pause and wonder if maybe there is somebody up there making sure this world doesn’t fall into… More »

Minka Kelly Still Looks Like Minka Kelly and Other News

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- Jenna Marbles never actually had to say a world to get famous on the Internet. [theCHIVE]

- Dog the Bounty Hunter supports gay marriage now, as long as its not interracial. [Huffington Post]

- Daniel Radcliffe: “Ditto, as long as we’re talking man-bush on… More »

Minka Kelly Shot Down Jake Gyllenhaal

After breaking up in August, Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are already back together, but not for a lack of A-list actors attempting to tame her career-killing ass of sexual destiny. (Just go with it.) Us Weekly reports:

A source claims that Kelly, 31, “declined” an invitation from Gyllenhaal, 31, when he asked… More »

Derek Jeter: ‘Thanks For Banging Me, There’s A Gift Bag Out In The Car’

“What? Hickory Farms is expensive shit.”

When Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly broke up, pretty much everyone assumed he’d just starting banging random women at will because he’s a deep reservoir of emotion. Turns out he’s not only been doing that, he’s been doing it in the most dickishly awesome way possible. The… More »

A Moment of Silence For ‘Charlie’s Angels’

“God, I have such a great feeling about this show, Minka. Let’s work really hard today!”

Apparently right after I cut out on Friday, ABC decided to axe Charlie’s Angels which comes as a shock considering every single person who heard about the remake went, “Oh, yeah, that’ll survive six episodes.” But sarcasm… More »

Minka Kelly’s Butt is Killing Jobs

“Most people are robust. If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It’s communication. Can’t we be friendly?” – Jeremy Irons

Minka Kelly cost a crew member on the set of Charlie’s Angels his job after he literally thought it’d be okay… More »

Minka Kelly Bangs This Guy Now

According to TooFab, the now-single Minka Kelly is already not-single because she’s having a “growing late-night relationship” (So I’m not the only one who wakes up with that? Thank God.) with Ramon Rodriguez who you might remember from such roles as Omar’s boyfriend on The Wire or Shia LaBeouf’s roommate in Transformers: This Time WithMore »

Minka Kelly is Single

If you hate Derek Jeter, now’s your chance to have two boners for the price of the one. A “boner salad” if we’re using baseball terms. JustJared reports:

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have called it quits after three years together, JustJared.com can confirm.
“The split was amicable,” sources exclusively tell JJ… More »

Minka Kelly’s Got a Gun On a Horse Now

Yesterday, we posted a tight-panted Minka Kelly firing a gun from the back of a truck which is really about as American it gets, so here she is still wearing those stretchy pants, only this time on a horse because apparently the new Charlie’s Angels is going to be a titty-bouncing tour-de-force of ridiculous chase… More »

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