Miley Cyrus has apparently come out as genderqueer, and I’m way too big of an idiot to understand what that even means.
The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.
Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all.
Anne Hathaway performed Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ on Lip Sync Battle. Whatever the hell that is.
Miley Cyrus didn’t dump Patrick Schwarzenegger after all those Spring Break photos. The Governator seed is strong.
Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone’s getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music.
Miley Cyrus got high, decided to save the homeless, then her lawyers went “AHAHA! That’s good. Good one, we’ll handle it from here.”…
Patrick Schwarzenegger denies cheating on Miley Cyrus while she puts a bunch of random, crazy shit on Instagram that’s either rife with subtext or the drugs talking.
An organizer for the New York Porn Festival lied about Miley Cyrus submitting her weird, bondage video that’s quietly being scrubbed from YouTube.
So wants to see the bondage video Miley Cyrus made for a porn festival?
The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.
Here’s Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn’t even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.
Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours.
“And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night’n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin’!”
“Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I’ll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right.”
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In what has to be scientific evidence that…
Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”…
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.