Posts tagged "Miley Cyrus"

Miley Cyrus’ Nipple Fell Out, Of Course

Miley Cyrus showed everyone her nipple? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!

The Superficial / August 31, 2015

Nicki Minaj, You Hugged Taylor Swift, Sit Your Ass Down

Nicki Minaj tried to talk shit to Miley Cyrus not even ten minutes after proving her last beef was a bullshit marketing stunt.

The Superficial / August 30, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Outfit Looks Exactly Like You Expected It To Look

Miley Cyrus did something with her breasts? What an entirely unprecedented chain of events.

The Superficial / August 30, 2015

Rita Ora’s Painted Nipples, Anyone?

Rita Ora had stars painted on her nipples. You needed to know this.

The Superficial / August 27, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Dating Stella Maxwell

Miley Cyrus is reportedly dating Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell, so let’s look at her boobs.

The Superficial / June 19, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

Miley Cyrus posed naked for Paper Magazine. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Genderqueer — What?

Miley Cyrus has apparently come out as genderqueer, and I’m way too big of an idiot to understand what that even means.

The Superficial / May 7, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Single Again

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all.

The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Anne Hathaway In Granny Panties Lip Syncing ‘Wrecking Ball,’ Anyone?

Anne Hathaway performed Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ on Lip Sync Battle. Whatever the hell that is.

The Superficial / April 7, 2015

Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Are Still Together

Miley Cyrus didn’t dump Patrick Schwarzenegger after all those Spring Break photos. The Governator seed is strong.

The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Patrick Schwarzenegger Partied With His Ex At Spring Break, Too

Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone’s getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music.

The Superficial / March 20, 2015

Miley Cyrus Wants NY Taxpayers To Fund Her Charity

Miley Cyrus got high, decided to save the homeless, then her lawyers went “AHAHA! That’s good. Good one, we’ll handle it from here.”…

Photo Boy / March 19, 2015

Patrick Schwarzenegger Might’ve Cheated On Miley Cyrus

Patrick Schwarzenegger denies cheating on Miley Cyrus while she puts a bunch of random, crazy shit on Instagram that’s either rife with subtext or the drugs talking.

The Superficial / March 17, 2015

Miley Cyrus Didn’t Submit Her Weird Bondage Video To A Porn Festival

An organizer for the New York Porn Festival lied about Miley Cyrus submitting her weird, bondage video that’s quietly being scrubbed from YouTube.

The Superficial / February 11, 2015

So Miley Cyrus Makes Porn Now

So wants to see the bondage video Miley Cyrus made for a porn festival?

The Superficial / February 10, 2015

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

Here’s Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn’t even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.

The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Miley Cyrus Wore A Bikini, Have You Heard?

Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours.

The Superficial / January 26, 2015
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