Posts tagged "Miley Cyrus"

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Dating A Schwarzenegger, Too, Now

"And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night'n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin'!" "Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I'll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right." Posted by Photo Boy In what has to be scientific evidence that insatiable horniness is a genetic …
By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why …
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it'd only make sense that she'd use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., …
By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ Nipples Are Free. Again.

Miley Cyrus has been topless more times than I've seen a woman naked in real life, yet somehow her posting a topless photo of her nipples to Instagram is still a gigantic story that's already consumed half the Internet. Which is my entire business model, so no complaints here.
By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

Miley Cyrus Made Out With Paris Hilton

Miley Cyrus is always looking for some stupid, new edgy shit to do, and what's more stupid and edgy than sticking your tongue in a petri dish of death and disease? Which is probably the nicest thing I'll ever say about Paris Hilton's mouth. The holidays just bring it out of …
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Miley Cyrus Wore A Dang Ol’ Boobie T-Shirt

It's becoming more and more evident that the police can murder minorities with impunity, but are any of those people wearing boobie T-shirts? No. No, they are not. So here's Miley Cyrus wearing a T-shirt with naked breasts on it which is probably the most important piece of information …
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus' cleavage, here she is at last night's amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out …
By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014

And Now Back To Celebrities: What Are They Doing With Their Vaginas?

After the depressing one-two punch (poor choice of words) of Stephen Collins getting off (and I did it again) scot-free and Ray Rice being reinstated next month, I thought we could use some lighter fare. So here's Miley Cyrus doing wacky stuff with her vulva because she's …
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is Topless

Considering I could draw Miley Cyrus' labia with my eyes shut because I've seen it so much - *closes eyes, doodles penguin with a top hat* NAILED IT. - it really shouldn't be that big of a thrill that she's wearing tiny shorts and topless on her hotel balcony in Sydney.
By: The Superficial / October 14, 2014

Mexico Wants To Kill Miley Cyrus Now

If Breaking Bad taught me any lessons in life, it's that a man shouldn't have to ask for some goddamn pancakes, and that Mexico will cut your head off and stick it onto an exploding turtle. Which is why I couldn't be more excited to tell you that it hates Miley …
By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Miley Cyrus And The Art of Pineapple Semen

Miley Cyrus' "Dirty Hippie" art show opens today, and if you have no idea what that is, congratulations, you only looked at her naked boobs in V Magazine without reading any of the words. We're kin. Except if you do read the words like I only just now did, …
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2014

Miley Cyrus Went Topless To A Fashion Show

Hey, remember Miley Cyrus? Chick with the vagina? Her dad was that country singer? It's not important. Anyway, here she is at some Alexander Wang fashion show party thing wearing basically nothing but pants and pasties which she's probably hoping will distract everyone from the fact she …
By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014

Miley Cyrus’ Date To The VMAs Isn’t Exactly Homeless

Most people consider homeless to mean poor, destitute, no place to turn to. So when Miley Cyrus brought a "homeless" date to the VMAs, it was just assumed that she picked this poor guy up off the streets where poverty had left him. Turns out he's a struggling model …
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we're falling apart at the seams over here, so here's the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you're wondering why I'm not posting about Beyonce's feminist tour de force or …
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Miley Cyrus Stole Nicki Minaj’s Butt And Made It White (Yup)

A while back there was a quietly brushed under the rug shitstorm about Miley Cyrus appropriating black culture, so here she is stealing a black woman's body and Photoshopping it white which should put all of that to bed. Because if there's one way to truly a respect a …
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Miley Cyrus Sucking The Drugs Out of JFK’s Brain, Anyone?

I didn't do nearly enough drugs in college to understand a single thing that's happening right now, but here's Miley Cyrus in the new Flaming Lips video "Blonde SuperFreak Steals the Magic Brain" which is apparently about Miley and Moby's minions (Lesbian Bigfoot and Naked Manson Girl, …
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2014

Miley Cyrus: ‘Noah Is My P*ssy Police’

If it seems like Miley Cyrus has been spending an awful lot of time with her 14-year-old sister Noah lately, it's because she's in charge of making sure Miley's vagina is ready to be shown to as many as possible with a leotard violently wedged up in it. Haha! …
By: The Superficial / June 23, 2014

Miley Cyrus In A Bikini? How Quaint

Before she became a constantly naked twerking labia monster (who went through a brief nipple phase), bikini pics of Miley Cyrus would be a rare treat greeted by jokes of how she has sex with her dad. But now that we've stared directly …
By: The Superficial / June 19, 2014
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