Posts tagged "Miley Cyrus"

Miley Cyrus Is Dating Stella Maxwell

Miley Cyrus is reportedly dating Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell, so let’s look at her boobs.

By: The Superficial / June 19, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

Miley Cyrus posed naked for Paper Magazine. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus Did More Naked Shit

Miley Cyrus performed topless at the Adult Swim Upfront Party because Miley Cyrus.

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Genderqueer — What?

Miley Cyrus has apparently come out as genderqueer, and I’m way too big of an idiot to understand what that even means.

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

By: The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Single Again

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Anne Hathaway In Granny Panties Lip Syncing ‘Wrecking Ball,’ Anyone?

Anne Hathaway performed Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ on Lip Sync Battle. Whatever the hell that is.

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2015

Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Are Still Together

Miley Cyrus didn’t dump Patrick Schwarzenegger after all those Spring Break photos. The Governator seed is strong.

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Patrick Schwarzenegger Partied With His Ex At Spring Break, Too

Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone’s getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music.

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015

Miley Cyrus Wants NY Taxpayers To Fund Her Charity

Miley Cyrus got high, decided to save the homeless, then her lawyers went “AHAHA! That’s good. Good one, we’ll handle it from here.”…

By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2015

Patrick Schwarzenegger Might’ve Cheated On Miley Cyrus

Patrick Schwarzenegger denies cheating on Miley Cyrus while she puts a bunch of random, crazy shit on Instagram that’s either rife with subtext or the drugs talking.

By: The Superficial / March 17, 2015

Miley Cyrus Didn’t Submit Her Weird Bondage Video To A Porn Festival

An organizer for the New York Porn Festival lied about Miley Cyrus submitting her weird, bondage video that’s quietly being scrubbed from YouTube.

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

So Miley Cyrus Makes Porn Now

So wants to see the bondage video Miley Cyrus made for a porn festival?

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2015

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

Here’s Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn’t even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit.

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Miley Cyrus Wore A Bikini, Have You Heard?

Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours.

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Dating A Schwarzenegger, Too, Now

“And now yer sissy can stay over Christmas night’n have squirrel cakes with us in the mornin’!”
“Could have just shared whores with dad, but nooo! I’ll be different, I thought, but he was right, he was right.”

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In what has to be scientific evidence that…

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader’s safe, here’s Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why these reminded me of that? The vagina. It was the…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
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