Posts tagged "Mila Kunis"

Lactating Mila Kunis! You Came Back!

It’s been over a month since we last saw Mila Kunis’ cool new mom-boobs, so here they are at last night’s Jupiter Ascending premiere.
By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Lactating Mila Kunis Is The Best Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis gave birth barely two months ago, so here are 14 pics of her lactating breasts at Friday's night Lakers game that every one of us is going to stare at even though I just mentioned they're producing milk for an infant to drink. That shit's going in one eye…
By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Are Already Being Assholes About Their Kid

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's baby has barely been alive for three days and already they're not so subtly bitching about the paparazzi while revealing their daughter's name. People reports: “Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be…
By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014

Mila Kunis Is The Mother of Ashton Kutcher’s Baby

Over the weekend, George Clooney got married, and now People reports Mila Kunis gave birth to a baby girl whose father is Ashton Kutcher, so good game, everybody. We had a good run. If you'll quietly remain seated, a demon should be around shortly to bathe thi…
By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014

Mila Kunis Doesn’t Want Ashton Kutcher To See Her ‘Shredded Vagina’

Most pregnant celebrities opt for a C-section because, based on my limited knowledge of the female anatomy, squeezing a baby through your butthole probably hurts like hell and sounds way too much like work. However, Mila Kunis wants everyone to know she's not one of those celebrities and is doing this shit the…
By: The Superficial / June 13, 2014

Let’s Check On Mila Kunis’ Pregnancy

Here's Mila Kunis at the premiere of Third Person, and if you're wondering why she looks remarkably fantastic for a woman who's several months pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's child and by all rights should've jumped off a bridge, it's because she has breasts now. You could put them o…
By: The Superficial / June 10, 2014

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker's son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they're super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator! We…
By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here's the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you'll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora's cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Mila Kunis Is Definitely Pregnant, There’s No Denying It Anymore

"Is that my real daddy? Can it be?" - Mila Kunis' fetus Even though I posted about it, I never truly believed Mila Kunis is pregnant because, let's be honest, we all read it on the Internet and the Internet is bullshit. Almost nothing on here is real. For God's sake,…
By: The Superficial / March 28, 2014

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, The Bastard Actually Did It

Mila Kunis was anything and everything. She was the unassuming hot chick with an almost encyclopedic knowledge of nerd shit. When she wasn't doing Family Guy, she'd pop up on Robot Chicken. Not only that, but her entire relationship with Macaulay Culkin was easily explained…
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2014

Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged. Goddammit.

Posted by Photo Boy Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher haven't publicly confirmed that they're engaged, but yesterday she was wearing a huge rock and all the "reputable" outlets, like E! Online are reporting it, so yep, I guess this is happening. Our conquering alien overlords would later find this ancient text…
By: Photo Boy / February 28, 2014

Hey, Macaulay Culkin, Nice Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Look Like Mila Kunis You Got There

Here's Macaulay Culkin with his new girlfriend in Paris over the weekend, and if you're first reaction is to freak the fuck out because she looks like Mila Kunis, keep in mind that before this he was DJing parties for tiny plastic dinosaurs. So dating someone who…
By: The Superficial / November 26, 2013

This Is A Post About Mila Kunis’ Butt Because Photo Boy Got Drunk Last Night

Because Photo Boy doesn't appreciate the high stakes journalism that goes on here, he thought it'd be a great idea to get shithoused on maple whisky and high gravity beers in the middle of a work week. So while he's intermittently puking and putting together The Crap We Missed, here's Mila…
By: The Superficial / November 21, 2013

Go Home, Internet, You’re Ring Drunk

Feeling confident from correctly spotting an engagement ring on Scarlett Johannson's finger despite every reason in the world not to do ever do that, the Internet has moved on to accusing Mila Kunis of being engaged to Ashton Kutcher because it doesn't care who it hurts or how many…
By: The Superficial / September 5, 2013

Russell Brand Tried To Bang Mila Kunis When She Was With Macaulay Culkin. It Didn’t Work.

Russell Brand has a new comedy tour to promote which requires him to do constant media appearances where he shares humorous anecdotes that hopefully people like me will repeat. Anecdotes like trying to pick up Mila Kunis only to have her say, "No, thanks, I'll keep banging Macaulay Culkin," so well played,…
By: The Superficial / June 20, 2013

Oh, I’m Sorry, Ashton Kutcher, Is Being Rich And Having Sex With Mila Kunis Boring You?

Remember that kid in elementary school who always had all the newest video games and toys but couldn't care less while you were lucky if you got one G.I. Joe vehicle for Christmas? I don't know what that has to do with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, but it seemed like something I…
By: The Superficial / June 3, 2013

Ashton Kutcher Didn’t Drain All The Awesome Out of Mila Kunis. Yet.

Press junkets for movies are incredibly bland and boring, so here's Mila Kunis promoting Oz The Great And Powerful on BBC Radio 1 where she finds out it's her interviewer's first time with a celebrity - Or a "famous," in the Queen's tongue. - and literally jumps at the chance to bail this kid…
By: The Superficial / March 5, 2013

Good Morning, Mila Kunis, And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence will straight up tell you when she's been Photoshopped. [Dlisted] - Is Anne Hathaway the new Gwyneth Paltrow? [Lainey Gossip] - Nobody explain to these chicks how clothing works. For the love of God. [theCHIVE] - People really seem to believe LeAnn Rimes would let herself…
By: The Superficial / March 1, 2013

Mila Kunis Is Moving In With Ashton Kutcher

There was a beautiful, almost innocent time when Mila Kunis was afforded a ton of goodwill despite being famous for playing a shrill harpie on a Fox sitcom. She was smoking hot, yet incredibly nerdy to the point that Seth MacFarlane was in awe of her Star Trek knowledge. But then a…
By: The Superficial / February 22, 2013

Rachel Weisz Won The ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Premiere

Despite the presence of Mila Kunis who, in her defense, probably just found out her vagina is being treated exactly like Demi Moore's, Rachel Weisz was easily the hottest thing at the premiere of Oz The Great And Powerful last night which proves getting banged by the current James Bond make…
By: The Superficial / February 14, 2013
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