Posts tagged "Mike Tyson"

This Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas Party Video Will Melt Your Goddamn Mind

Above is a vintage, and from henceforth classic, Arnold Schwarzenegger video from some sort of ill-advised Christmas party where he literally tells a room full of children that in Austria, instead of Santa, the fucking DEVIL appears in your room at night and tells you everything you did wrong while swinging chains at you. He…

The Superficial / December 21, 2012

Mike Tyson Used To ‘Bone’ Robin Givens During Their Divorce, And Then Brad Pitt Happened

Somehow back in April I completely missed Mike Tyson sharing an amusing anecdote about the time he caught Brad Pitt “boning” Robin Givens (Fun Fact: Mike Tyson likes to say “boning.”) while they were going through a divorce. Turns out the Champ and Robin were still hooking up despite their marriage falling apart because Mike…

The Superficial / December 6, 2012

Justin Bieber Can Physically Dominate A Grown Man Is What You’re Supposed To Believe Now

Before I even get into the latest bullshit report about Justin Bieber “assaulting” the paparazzo above, here’s a pretty relevant excerpt from his recent GQ interview where he agreed to box Drew Magary only to back out at the last minute because the Maple Lord has the attention span of a coked-up hummingbird and wa…

The Superficial / May 29, 2012

Steve-O is The Voice of Reason?

As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and quietly hoped would be the first “Jackass” to die, has approached the situatio…

The Superficial / June 21, 2011

Mike Tyson Would’ve Worked With Mel Gibson

A now-kinder, gentler Mike Tyson (I’m actually being serious. The poor bastard lost a four-year-old daughter after cleaning himself up.) would “100% percent” have worked with Mel Gibson in The Hangover 2 which SPOILER ALERT: Iron Mike is apparently in. — I might’ve done that a little late. Page Six reports:
I’m not going to…

The Superficial / October 28, 2010

Bradley Cooper Supported Mel Gibson ‘Hangover’ Cameo

As the entire entertainment circuit catches up to the Zach Galifianakis Comedy Death-Ray interview, which is looking more and more like him agreeing to be the fall guy for ditching Mel Gibson’s The Hangover 2 cameo, everyone’s publicists are scrambling to make it known their clients were against it the whole time. Except for Bradley

The Superficial / October 22, 2010

UPDATE: Mike Tyson arrested for punching photographer

Mike Tyson was arrested last night after rearranging a pap’s face in a fight, according to RadarOnline:
The lone pap was trying to take video when an altercation ensued and Tyson allegedly punched him.
The pap suffered a laceration to the side of his head.
The bloodied pap was rushed to a nearby hospital i…

The Superficial / November 12, 2009

Mike Tyson’s daughter dies

Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter Exodus died this morning after a freak accident that left her on life support early yesterday. TMZ reports:
A rep for the Phoenix Police Department has just released the following statement regarding Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter:
I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM

The Superficial / May 26, 2009

Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter on life support

Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter Exodus is on life support after accidentally hanging herself from the power cable of a treadmill at the boxer’s home Monday morning, according to MyFoxPhoenix:
CPR was administered and 4-year-old Exodus Tyson was taken to St. Joe’s Hospital. She’s on life support and in extremely critical condition.
According to police, the…

The Superficial / May 26, 2009