Mike McQueary

And There Goes Joe Paterno’s Legacy

If you’ve been following the Penn State/Jerry Sandusky over the past few days, you may have noticed Joe Paterno’s family basically losing it in the media over the Freeh Report, an investigation by former FBI director Louis Freeh into why Penn State dropped the ball on reporting Sandusky to authorities. So either Paterno’s family had…

The Superficial | July 12, 2012 - 10:14 am

Jerry Sandusky Was Teaching Those Boys How To Shower, You Guys

Jerry Sandusky’s current lawyer has already done everything wrong from letting his client do horribly incriminating interviews to waiving a preliminary hearing, that Carlisle, Pa. attorney Karl Rominger had to join the defense to get things back in order. Except Karl Rominger is also a right wing, gun nut AM radio personality, so of course…

The Superficial | December 16, 2011 - 12:15 pm

Police: ‘Mike McQueary Never Called Us’

“So about the other day when I let you get raped, I had this really bad heartburn…”

Earlier in the week, Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary sent out emails to friends claiming that despite what the grand jury report said, he did stop Jerry Sandusky from raping a 10-year-old boy – But…

The Superficial | November 17, 2011 - 10:36 am

Mike McQueary: ‘I Did Stop The Rape’

“Hey, remember how you used child rape to get this job? Go get me an oatmeal.”

Realizing that the grand jury report makes it look like he let a child get raped because he was afraid of losing his job so he called his daddy instead, Mike McQueary has sent out emails to…

The Superficial | November 16, 2011 - 1:33 pm

Jerry Sandusky’s Lawyer: ‘Mike McQueary Is Lying’

Following Jerry Sandusky’s interview with Bob Costas last night where he declared his innocence – More on that in a minute – his lawyer appeared on The Today Show this morning and basically called Mike McQueary a liar along while asserting they’ve made contact with the young boy who McQueary claims to have seen being…

The Superficial | November 15, 2011 - 10:28 am

Jerry Sandusky Still Pulling A Pension From Penn State And Other Horsesh*t

Jesus fucking Christ…

[Ed. Note: Before I start shitting on anyone who puts football above not letting children get raped, included in this gallery are photos from the massive crowd of Penn State students who held a candlelight vigil Friday night for the victims of Jerry Sandusky. And while I can’t really know

The Superficial | November 14, 2011 - 2:05 pm

Penn State Worried About Mike McQueary’s Safety Now, Won’t Coach This Weekend

Penn State may have dropped the ball in making sure little kids weren’t systematically raped for over a decade, but by golly, they’re going to make sure a former quarterback who could’ve physically stopped at least one of those rapes is kept from harm’s way. The Patriot News reports:

“Due to multiple threats…

The Superficial | November 11, 2011 - 1:58 pm

Mike McQueary Coaching Penn State Saturday, Meanwhile Sandusky Allegedly Pimped His Victims

Uh, you guys, I think I found where they hid the boy rape. (Psst. The jacket.)

So welcome to the moment where this whole Penn State debacle gets even worse. First, let’s start with Mike McQueary who witnessed Jerry Sandusky sodomizing a 10-year-old boy in the shower and decided calling his dad for…

The Superficial | November 10, 2011 - 2:02 pm

Joe Paterno Fired For Real This Time,
A.K.A. ‘Scapegoated’ In Moron Talk

“You saw 10-year-olds raped in the shower? — Ah, well. So, listen, on this next play…”

While Photo Boy stuffs the site full of Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pics, let’s take a minute to check in on ol’ Joe Paterno who announced his retirement yesterday and planned to finish the rest of the…

The Superficial | November 10, 2011 - 9:09 am