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Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

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Can’t Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she’s covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It’s exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn’t? And the… More »

Michelle Williams & Jason Segel Broke Up

If anyone cares, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up a few weeks ago because of “distance,” according to People. Which is of course a cover story for after a year into a relationship Michelle Williams expects you to put a baby in her then get killed by the Olsen twins. She lays it out… More »

The 84th Annual Academy Awards

“Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.”

Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy… More »

Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams in Swimsuits

These are shots of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams filming Take This Waltz in Toronto yesterday. A movie I’m assuming is by and for vampires battling clinical depression. (“Eating is not the answer. Now get in that pool and live your pale, undead life, dammit!”) On that note, someone once told me consistently posting celebrities… More »

Michelle Williams in a bikini

Because pale, awkward vampires are this year’s pirates dressed like Keith Richards, here’s shots of Michelle Williams in Hawaii over the weekend.

*waits for all that young people traffic to roll in*

Any minute now…

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Michelle Williams & Spike Jonze getting married?

- Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are rumored to marry this summer. Unless, of course, Mary-Kate Olsen kills him first. — Too soon? [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Kevin Federline to become NutriSystem spokesman. Right after he challenges Britney to a pie-eating contest. UPDATE: She won. And doctors are confident they can reattach Jayden’s finger. More »

Heath Ledger’s daughter inheriting his estate

When Heath Ledger died earlier this year from an accidental overdose, his will left everything to this parents and three sisters. It was written, of course, before the birth of his daughter Matilda with Michelle Williams. Many believed Michelle would file a claim for the estate, but Heath’s family has given the entire… More »

Michelle Williams dating director Spike Jonze

Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid’s movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to have sex with someone who will… More »

Michelle Williams may be a tad pissed at Heath Ledger’s family

Remember when Heath Ledger died and his family said, “Oh yeah, don’t worry. We’ll take care of his kid.”? Bullish shit. Turns out Michelle Williams hasn’t seen a dime for daughter Matilda and is well aware that Heath’s dad Kim botched the handling of his own father’s estate. As an act of protest, she will… More »

Heath Ledger’s family fights over his cash

Heath Ledger’s family have already begun the infighting over the handling of his estate. That didn’t take long. Apparently Heath’s uncles want Heath’s father Kim to be removed as executor because he completely botched the handling of his own father’s estate 15 years ago. Heath’s uncles have already told Michelle Williams father that Kim is… More »

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