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Michelle Rodriguez’s Pubes, Anyone?

This is a post about Michelle Rodriguez’s pubes. Let it happen. More »


Today, We Are All Michelle Rodriguez

I’m not exactly sure how this stops global warming, but I’m willing to give it a shot. For the children. More »


Michelle Rodriguez Partied With Boner Boy Again

Michelle Rodriguez parties in a bikini with her old pal Boner Boy. They’re like two peas in a pod! More »


Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Broke Up

And just as soon as it began, Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron’s relationship is already over, so assume the whole thing went exactly like this: “Oh. Sniff. Hey. Sniff. Oh. You like coke? Sniff. Yeah. Cool. Sniff. Oh, shit, we’re fucking? Uh uh uh. Sniff. Yeah! Sniff. Backflips, yeah, backflips! Let’s do ‘em! WHOO! Sniff. More »


Good Morning, Michelle Rodriguez, And Other News

- Captain America made Batman flinch. [Lainey Gossip]

- Blake Lively won’t let Martha Stewart stop her, so someone should probably tell her about the drone. [Dlisted]

- Hot Girls With Messy Rooms [theCHIVE]

– Oh, good, James Franco and Lana Del Rey were in the same room. Wonderful. More »


Justin Bieber’s With Michelle Rodriquez Now

Presumably because Zac Efron lacked too many of the soft, feminine features Michelle Rodriguez desires in a mate (Read: Vagina. He didn’t have a vagina.), here’s Justin Bieber partying with her in Ibiza yesterday because fucking with other people’s exes has been going great for him so far. Then again, TMZ says he’s actually there… More »


Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Party Together, No Big Whoop, Wanna Fight About It?

Photo Boy had the top shot in The Crap We Missed yesterday, and now here’s the rest of Michelle Rodriguez partying with Zac Efron in Sardinia which seems random until you remember she was just hanging out with Boner Boy, so literally anything’s possible. The important thing is that this proves Zac Efron’s either a… More »


Michelle Rodriguez Doing Backflips In A Bikini

The last post was kind of a (Robert) downer (Jr.) – Kill me. Break into my house and kill me. – so here’s Michelle Rodriguez drinking and doing backflips off a yacht in Sardinia. And without the presence of Boner Boy or Cara Delevingne who never understood her passion for falling recklessly off a sea… More »


Vin Diesel’s Lost Without Paul Walker

“Haha, remember when I quit after the first one because I thought I was going to be a giant movie star then came back and agreed to do 20 more? Haha, remember that?”
“Yeah, Vin, I remember.”

You might think of The Fast And Furious franchise as nothing more than cars going… More »


Michelle Rodriguez In A Bikini With Boner Boy? Yup, It’s The Apocalypse

There’ve been rumors that Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have broken up, but what none of those rumors mentioned is that Michelle spent the weekend hanging out with an all grow’d up Boner Boy making this the most random and incredible rebound in the history of the world. Mostly because you never see a couple… More »


Michelle Rodriguez’s Bitches Swim Topless

“Can I put my top back on?”
“If you want to wait in the car.”

Now that they’ve announced their love to the world, here’s Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne in Cancun over the weekend where one of them swam topless in the ocean instead of getting a dog, so none of… More »


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