Posts tagged "Michelle Pfeiffer"

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Kanye Has Kim Kardashian Locked In A Dungeon

And is making her do cosplay! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

It’s been more than exactly 30 seconds after North West was born which is way too fucking long for Kris Jenner to go without pimping something that shares her DNA, so here’s a “source” claiming that Kanye West is an abusive, controlling boyfriend who practically ha…

By: The Superficial / August 7, 2013

Kim Kardashian Wins ‘Most This Bitch…’ For Having The Gall To Cram Her Ass Into Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman Costume

Blasphemy. Pure blasphemy.

Adding… Kudos to Kanye for pulling off the delicate balance between not wanting to show his face anywhere near this shit, yet still getting butt sex from Kim later. Ninja Batman would be proud.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2012

I’ll Fight Anyone Who Doesn’t Think Michelle Pfeiffer Looks Incredible For Her Age And Other News

- The cast of Desperate Housewives is apparently cheap as fuck. [Dlisted]

– Redheads are torches now. Or something. Boobs, this link has boobs. [theCHIVE]

- Cameron Diaz might be getting Fassbent as we speak. [Lainey Gossip]

– The E-Trade Baby is now the E-Trade kindergartener. [BuzzFeed]…

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2012