Posts tagged "Michelle Obama"

Why.. Why Is The First Lady Dancing With A Turnip? Were We Attacked?

As a filthy libtard, I don't consider the First Lady of the United States encouraging kids to eat their vegetables a vast government overreach that needs to be fought back with diabetic child patriots stuffed to the gills with cookies and sugar water. Jesus Christ, George Bush let…
By: The Superficial / October 15, 2014

Obama Hates The Kardashians

While a lot people have a laundry list of complaints about Barack Obama let it never be said the man's not a decent father trying to raise his daughters right. And by raise his daughters right, I mean keeping them entirely shielded from the Kardashians and their golden shower famewhore express of…
By: The Superficial / October 19, 2011

Jessica Simpson wants to be Michelle Obama

Presumably as a visual aid for America's obesity crisis, Jessica Simpson was invited to the White House Correspondents' dinner where she told People she wants to be First Lady Michelle Obama: "I really do," Simpson told PEOPLE before the White House Correspondents' dinner in Washington, D.C., Saturday. "She's such an incredible…
By: The Superficial / May 3, 2010