Posts tagged "Michelle Obama"

Why.. Why Is The First Lady Dancing With A Turnip? Were We Attacked?

As a filthy libtard, I don’t consider the First Lady of the United States encouraging kids to eat their vegetables a vast government overreach that needs to be fought back with diabetic child patriots stuffed to the gills with cookies and sugar water. Jesus Christ, George Bush let Arnold Schwarzenegger force us all to do…

By: The Superficial / October 15, 2014

Obama Hates The Kardashians

While a lot people have a laundry list of complaints about Barack Obama let it never be said the man’s not a decent father trying to raise his daughters right. And by raise his daughters right, I mean keeping them entirely shielded from the Kardashians and their golden shower famewhore express of a TV show.

By: The Superficial / October 19, 2011

Jessica Simpson wants to be Michelle Obama

Presumably as a visual aid for America’s obesity crisis, Jessica Simpson was invited to the White House Correspondents’ dinner where she told People she wants to be First Lady Michelle Obama:

“I really do,” Simpson told PEOPLE before the White House Correspondents’ dinner in Washington, D.C., Saturday. “She’s such an incredible woman, and…

By: The Superficial / May 3, 2010