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Norman Reedus & Diane Kruger act like they didn’t fuck. [Lainey Gossip]

Leonardo DiCaprio & Rihanna act like they did and will again. [Dlisted]

Arnold’s bastard knows what is best in life. [TMZ]

The Kimmy Schmidt one needs to happen TODAY. [Egotastic]

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin Bikini Photos, And Other News

All the times Chris Martin sucked this year. [Lainey Gossip]

Nick Gordon’s creepy Christmas card had Bobbi Kristina in it. [Dlisted]

Kylie Jenner hasn’t figured out a profitable angle for her stalker yet. [TMZ]

Here’s Courtney Stodden without makeup. Sorry about that. [IDLYITW]

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin Bikini Photos, And Other News

M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie isn’t complete shit. [Lainey Gossip]

Matt Damon can’t stop talking soon enough. [Dlisted]

Ariana Grande wants to lick Jim Carrey’s donut. [IDLYITW]

Why Would You Ever Get Out Of Bed? [theCHIVE]

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Michelle Lewin Is The Crap I Missed

These Michelle Lewin bikini shots won’t draw any hateful Caitlyn Jenner screed in the comments, right? I trust you guys. *gets knifed in the back* More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

Jared Leto’s Joker is apparently Karl Lagerfeld, Carmen Electra in a bikini, Lily James’ hottest photos, and what the hell is happening to Kate Upton? Your morning links. More »

Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early… More »

BEST OF 2014: Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey’s music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper]

- Scary Spice’s husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted]

- Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV [theCHIVE]

- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still… More »

Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now’s the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin’s butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won’t handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of… More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

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- Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. [Lainey Gossip]

- Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. [Fishwrapper]

- Amber Heard is tired of old penis… More »

Michelle Lewin Has A Butt, Too, And Other News

- Mila Kunis does not have post-partum depression. Don’t be assholes. [Lainey Gossip]

– Why does Jennifer Aniston have one satin-wrapped tit out? [Dlisted]

– Congratulations, Kylie Jenner, you look like the oldest Kardashian now. [Fishwrapper]

- Kim Kardashian’s ass is a Keurig now. [theCHIVE]

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Captain America’s probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears’ footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted]

- These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper]

- Toys R Us caved to… More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- There’s a woman with George Clooney’s last name out there. THE END IS NIGH. [Lainey Gossip]

- Iggy Azalea is attacking the paparazzi with shopping carts now. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

– Goddammit, Mariah Carey, put that shit away. [Fishwrapper]

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are definitely broken up again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Raven-Symoné is throwing shade at Lindsay Lohan. [Dlisted]

- These Girls Are Dropping A Cute Atom Bomb On My Heart [theCHIVE]

- Kendall Jenner is “obsessed” with Chris Brown. [Fishwrapper]

- Dianna AgronMore »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Anna Wintour’s 73 questions is a class study in non-fuck giving. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tori Spelling is going to pretend her marriage is in shambles for a second season. [Dlisted]

- Bouncing Breasts GIFS? Get in there. [theCHIVE]

- Mike Tyson responds well to being asked about that… More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Idris Elba is slowly conquering the Internet. [Lainey Gossip]

– There’s going to be a Lifetime movie about Britanny Murphy. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Underboob Is The Best Boob [theCHIVE]

- Robin Williams’ daughter quits social media after trolls blame her for his suicide. [The Daily Banter]
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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow is probably banging a Glee producer. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Holmes doesn’t think about Tom Cruise because Xenu mind wipes are permanent. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

– So that’s what Lindsay Lohan uses to clean her vagina between johns. [Fishwrapper]

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Good God, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- What the hell is in Charlie Hunnam’s backpack?! [Lainey Gossip]

- Billy Bob Thornton is fucking pissed about Cupcake Wars. PISSED. [Dlisted]

- Festival Girls Like To Have Fun [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton thinks she built her “empire” all by herself. [Fishwrapper]

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Here’s Michelle Lewin’s Crazy Butt While I Talk About Moon Knight

If I’m going to burn another post talking about nerd shit, the least I can do is give you a butt to look at, so enjoy Michelle Lewin’s while my eyes turn black like a shark’s from dork-blood in the Internet-water.

According to some heavy speculation on Cinema Blend’s part, there’s a chance… More »

Jesus Christ, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Reese Witherspoon in a police uniform, anyone? (I’m calling her Detective Prego.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry’s son constantly wants to breastfeed. I can’t imagine why. [Dlisted]

– And now Girls Motorboating Girls. [theCHIVE]

- Kylie Jenner’s inevitable sex tape is going to be awesome. You can already… More »

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