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Michelle Lewin Swimsuit Photos Are The Crap I Missed

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin Bikini Photos, And Other News

Norman Reedus & Diane Kruger act like they didn’t fuck. [Lainey Gossip]

Leonardo DiCaprio & Rihanna act like they did and will again. [Dlisted]

Arnold’s bastard knows what is best in life. [TMZ]

The Kimmy Schmidt one needs to happen TODAY. [Egotastic]

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin Bikini Photos, And Other News

All the times Chris Martin sucked this year. [Lainey Gossip]

Nick Gordon’s creepy Christmas card had Bobbi Kristina in it. [Dlisted]

Kylie Jenner hasn’t figured out a profitable angle for her stalker yet. [TMZ]

Here’s Courtney Stodden without makeup. Sorry about that. [IDLYITW]

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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin Bikini Photos, And Other News

M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie isn’t complete shit. [Lainey Gossip]

Matt Damon can’t stop talking soon enough. [Dlisted]

Ariana Grande wants to lick Jim Carrey’s donut. [IDLYITW]

Why Would You Ever Get Out Of Bed? [theCHIVE]

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Michelle Lewin Is The Crap I Missed

These Michelle Lewin bikini shots won’t draw any hateful Caitlyn Jenner screed in the comments, right? I trust you guys. *gets knifed in the back* More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

Jared Leto’s Joker is apparently Karl Lagerfeld, Carmen Electra in a bikini, Lily James’ hottest photos, and what the hell is happening to Kate Upton? Your morning links. More »

Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early… More »

BEST OF 2014: Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey’s music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper]

- Scary Spice’s husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted]

- Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV [theCHIVE]

- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still… More »

Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now’s the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin’s butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won’t handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of… More »

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