Posts tagged "Michelle Lewin"

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

Jared Leto’s Joker is apparently Karl Lagerfeld, Carmen Electra in a bikini, Lily James’ hottest photos, and what the hell is happening to Kate Upton? Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2015

Gather ‘Round Michelle Lewin’s Butt, Children

First off, huge thanks to all you thoughtful bastards for the ideas to keep The Crap We Missed alive yesterday. We’re definitely weighing our options, but in the meantime, you may have noticed Photo Boy man-handled all the writing today, and that’s because I just found out yesterday we’re getting a new site as early…

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey‘s music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper]

- Scary Spice‘s husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted]

- Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV [theCHIVE]

- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still…

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now’s the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin‘s butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won’t handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy

- Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. [Lainey Gossip]

- Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. [Fishwrapper]

- Amber Heard is tired of old peni…

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

Michelle Lewin Has A Butt, Too, And Other News

- Mila Kunis does not have post-partum depression. Don’t be assholes. [Lainey Gossip]

– Why does Jennifer Aniston have one satin-wrapped tit out? [Dlisted]

– Congratulations, Kylie Jenner, you look like the oldest Kardashian now. [Fishwrapper]

- Kim Kardashian‘s ass is a Keurig now. [theCHIVE]

- Taylor

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Captain America‘s probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears‘ footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted]

- These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper]

- Toys R Us caved to…

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- There’s a woman with George Clooney‘s last name out there. THE END IS NIGH. [Lainey Gossip]

- Iggy Azalea is attacking the paparazzi with shopping carts now. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

– Goddammit, Mariah Carey, put that shit away. [Fishwrapper]

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By: The Superficial / October 14, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are definitely broken up again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Raven-Symoné is throwing shade at Lindsay Lohan. [Dlisted]

- These Girls Are Dropping A Cute Atom Bomb On My Heart [theCHIVE]

- Kendall Jenner is “obsessed” with Chris Brown. [Fishwrapper]

- Dianna Agron

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Anna Wintour‘s 73 questions is a class study in non-fuck giving. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tori Spelling is going to pretend her marriage is in shambles for a second season. [Dlisted]

- Bouncing Breasts GIFS? Get in there. [theCHIVE]

- Mike Tyson responds well to being asked about that…

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Idris Elba is slowly conquering the Internet. [Lainey Gossip]

– There’s going to be a Lifetime movie about Britanny Murphy. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Underboob Is The Best Boob [theCHIVE]

- Robin Williams‘ daughter quits social media after trolls blame her for his suicide. [The Daily Banter]…

By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow is probably banging a Glee producer. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Holmes doesn’t think about Tom Cruise because Xenu mind wipes are permanent. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

– So that’s what Lindsay Lohan uses to clean her vagina between johns. [Fishwrapper]

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By: The Superficial / August 7, 2014

Good God, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- What the hell is in Charlie Hunnam‘s backpack?! [Lainey Gossip]

- Billy Bob Thornton is fucking pissed about Cupcake Wars. PISSED. [Dlisted]

- Festival Girls Like To Have Fun [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton thinks she built her “empire” all by herself. [Fishwrapper]

– These are some…

By: The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Here’s Michelle Lewin’s Crazy Butt While I Talk About Moon Knight

If I’m going to burn another post talking about nerd shit, the least I can do is give you a butt to look at, so enjoy Michelle Lewin‘s while my eyes turn black like a shark’s from dork-blood in the Internet-water.

According to some heavy speculation on Cinema Blend‘s part, there’s a chance…

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2014

Jesus Christ, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Reese Witherspoon in a police uniform, anyone? (I’m calling her Detective Prego.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry‘s son constantly wants to breastfeed. I can’t imagine why. [Dlisted]

– And now Girls Motorboating Girls. [theCHIVE]

- Kylie Jenner‘s inevitable sex tape is going to be awesome. You can already…

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Pregnant ScarJo has emerged and she demands ice cream! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian super cares about racism now, you guys. [Dlisted]

- The Girl Next Door is really into ass selfies. [theCHIVE]

- Monica Lewinsky could’ve done without being a Beyonce lyric. [Fishwrapper]

– Funny…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Mila Kunis is turning into a real asshole. [Lainey Gossip]

- John Travolta beats himself now, so there goes the massage industry. [Dlisted]

- The Girl With The Feather Tush Tattoo [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Swift is probably banging Harry Styles again. [Fishwrapper]

- Adam Baldwin i…

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2014

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

- Why wouldn’t George Clooney be banging Julian Assange‘s lawyer? [Lainey Gossip]

- Henry Cavill truly is Superman because this could’ve been him. [Dlisted]

- The Newly Single Chivettes Have Come Out To Play [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow did something tolerable? That can’t be right. [Fishwrapper]

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By: The Superficial / February 27, 2014

Michelle Lewin in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Thursday 2.20.14

Today’s The Crap We Missed is just a giant gallery of Venezuelan fitness model Michelle Lewin, or “The Female Jennifer Nicole Lee,” as I’m calling her. They’re practically the same person, right down to the “Bikini string knots, how do they work?” move, but without the feverish anticipation menacing dread that a penis could spring…

By: Photo Boy / February 20, 2014
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