Posts tagged "Michael Vick"

Michael Vick Bails On Oprah

Michael Vick apparently wants to end up like all those dogs he murdered because he just bailed on his first post-prison interview with Oprah of all people. When reached for comment, she put on a Viking helmet and starting singing "I'm gonna fuck that boy uuuuuppp" in a opera …
By: The Superficial / February 17, 2011

Tiger Woods is a hypocrite

Back in 2007, Tiger "I Put My Penis in All of Vegas" Woods apparently went on ESPN and criticized Michael Vick for not coming out sooner about his dogfight scandal. Via SPORTSbyBROOKS: "If you made that big a mistake, you've got to come out and just be contrite, be …
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2009

Michael Vick’s reality show is actually happening

In case anyone needed further proof that reality TV is the seventh cockring of Satan, Michael Vick is getting his own reality show on BET. But don't worry, it'll be totally serious considering it's essentially a giant PR move so he can get back on some Wheaties boxes. The LA Times …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2009

Paris Hilton bored with Doug Reinhardt

- Paris Hilton is getting bored with Doug Reinhardt and has started calling Stavros Niarchos behind his back. Time to "go O.J.," Doug. It's what Hulk Hogan would do. [Celebslam] - Lindsay Lohan pelted the paparazzi with Easter eggs last night after coming home from the bar. But she doesn't drink, everybody. She just …
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2009

Michael Vick sentenced to 23 months in prison

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced today to 23 months in prison, according to TMZ. He pleaded guilty in August to participating in a dogfighting ring where several dogs were drowned or hung if they didn't perform well in the fights or were injured. Well, it looks justice has been served because …
By: The Superficial / December 10, 2007

UPDATE – Michael Vick publicly apologizes, finds Jesus

NFL player Michael Vick made a statement today regarding his part in an illegal dogfighting ring, apologizing to everyone and saying that he's found Jesus. TMZ reports: Vick wasn't specific about the acts he was sorry for, but declared, "Dogfighting is a terrible thing. I reject it." Between apologies to everyone from …
By: The Superficial / August 27, 2007

Michael Vick pleads guilty

Michael Vick has agreed to plead guilty to a felony charge for his role in managing an illegal dogfighting ring, and will formally enter his guilty plea Monday. The Smoking Gun reports: As part of a plea deal, the Atlanta Falcons quarterback admitted that his Bad Newz Kennels operation wagered money--which he provided--in pit …
By: Superficial / August 24, 2007

Michael Vick heading to jail

Atlanta Falcons quarterback and super asshole Michael Vick accepted a plea deal and prison sentence today after pleading guilty to illegal dogfighting. The offense is punishable by up to five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Michael Vick's attorney announced in a statement today: "After consulting with his family over the weekend, Michael Vick …
By: Superficial / August 20, 2007

Michael Vick gets sued by a crazy person

NFL quarterback Michael Vick is facing federal charges for allegedly participating in illegal dogfighting, and now he's being hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches, who says Michael stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Fox News reports: The …
By: Superficial / August 15, 2007