Posts tagged "Michael Phelps"

Did A Dominatrix Pee On Michael Phelps? A Clickbait Report

Olympic gold medal Michael Phelps allegedly paid a dominatrix to pee on him, and now I'm telling you about it because journalism.
By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015

Michael Phelps Arrested For DUI

Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps was arrested this morning for DUI after driving almost 40 mph over the speed limit while almost twice the legal limit. TMZ reports: Our sources tell us ... the USA Olympic legend was pulled over around 1:40 AM in his white Land Rover. We're told he bombed his field…
By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014

Michael Phelps had ‘a beer’ before crash

Michael Phelps had "a beer" about an hour before getting in an accident in Baltimore on Thursday. People reports: Investigators found that the Accord's driver, Amanda E. Virkus, was at fault for the crash. She will be cited for failure to obey a red light, and for causing an accident.
By: The Superficial / August 17, 2009

Michael Phelps in three car accident

Michael Phelps was involved in a car accident late last night, according to the Baltimore Sun: The accident Thursday night that involved Olympic swimming star Michael Phelps was caused when the female driver of a Honda Accord sped through a red light and hit a Cadillac Escalade driven by Phelps at…
By: The Superficial / August 14, 2009

Heidi & Spencer: America’s Punching Bag

- Heidi and Spencer shill themselves out in front of a green screen. Internet exploitation occurs. [Videogum] - Robert Pattinson's early made-for-TV movie days. Now I see how he was so prepared for Twilight. ZING! -- I'll be avoiding the Young Adult section of Borders from here on out. [ICYDK] - Bridget Marquardt…
By: The Superficial / April 24, 2009

Beyonce doesn’t sound like her songs? I’m shocked.

- Beyonce's real singing voice or that time I thought my cat was a beautiful woman? I mean, not that you're not, Whiskers. Who's a good girl? [Jezebel] UPDATE: TMZ confirms it's a hoax. - Michael Phelps is apparently dating Miss California Carrie Prejean. Because there's something to be said about vigorous dry-humping…
By: The Superficial / April 22, 2009

Kanye West: ‘Give Chris Brown a break – and O.J.’

Kanye West recently performed for VH1's Storytellers, and during the three hour shoot he made some choice comments that producers decided to edit out. Including a plea to back off Chris Brown. Reuters reports: A little later, West asked the crowd, "Can't we give Chris a break? ... I know I make mistakes i…
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2009

Michael Phelps is a genius

Ever since finding out photographs create a visual record of everything that you do, Michael Phelps is on a one-man mission to avoid the paparazzi. Even if it includes going to the strip club every night. The man's a hero. Page Six reports: A spy tells us the human dolphin recently had the…
By: The Superficial / February 18, 2009

Michael Phelps won’t be charged for bong photo. GASP!

In a shocking move of logic and reason, Michael Phelps will not be facing charges from the photo of him smoking a bong at a November 2008 frat party. The Richland County Sheriff's office didn't have enough evidence to prosecute the Olympic swimmer or anyone else at the party, according to People: "I'm…
By: The Superficial / February 16, 2009

Michael Phelps lost two grand playing beer pong

Not only did the party at University of South Carolina cost Michael Phelps the warm, striped love of Tony the Tiger, he lost $2,000 playing beer pong. Which is why you never bet money on beer pong. Only your car, first born child or a quick peek at your girlfriend's breast. True story.
By: The Superficial / February 10, 2009

Michael Phelps & Subway stay toasty

Tony the Tiger may be a child-molesting NARC (Why's he always at kids sports game?), but Jared and the folks at Subway understand that sometimes Americans get drunk and say "Yeah, I'll hit that." They're standing behind gold-medalist Michael Phelps after he became a media lightning rod when a photo of him smoking…
By: The Superficial / February 8, 2009

Michael Phelps dropped by Kelloggs. Oh SNAP! Crackle Pop!

Michael Phelps' Bong-watergate has just cost him the sponsorship of cereal giant Kellogg's. The company will not renew its contract with the Olympic gold medalist, according to People: "We originally built the relationship with Michael, as well as the other Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic team," a company…
By: The Superficial / February 6, 2009

Michael Phelps looking at charges for bong photo

After a photo of him smoking a bong was published in News of the World, Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps has since apologized for his actions at a November party at University of South Carolina. He's also sparked a nationwide debate on the legality of marijuana except in Columbia, S.C. where Sheriff Leon Lott…
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2009

Michael Phelps: Olympic stoner

Olympic gold medalists Michael Phelps might have just smoked his way out of the 2012 Olympics after a photo of him hitting the bong surfaced in News of the World. It was taken in November when Michael stopped by the University of South Carolina at Columbia to visit a girl he was "secretly seeing."…
By: The Superficial / February 1, 2009