Posts tagged "Michael Moore"

FIRE IN THE HOLE! This Post Is About ‘American Sniper’

Dean Cain is leading the charge against anyone speaking unfavorably about Chris Kyle, ‘American Sniper,’ the troops, and Ronald Reagan’s farts. “THEY SMELLED LIKE JELLYBEANS, YOU PINKO COMMIES!!”…

Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Capitalism: A Love Story in Theaters Oct. 2nd

“It’s a crime story. But it’s also a war story about class warfare. And a vampire movie, with the upper 1 percent feeding off the rest of us. And, of course, it’s also a love story. Only it’s about an abusive relationship.
“It’s not about an individual, like Roger Smith, or a corporation, or even

The Superficial / September 18, 2009

Michael Moore is fat

Michael Moore has enrolled in a $3,800 per week fat farm – the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Florida – in an attempt to lose weight. Moore is reportedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks, though somebody should inform him that 12 pounds is pretty worthless when you already…

Superficial / August 24, 2005

Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are planning on releasing a sex guide featuring their sexy tips on how to have sexy sex. As interesting as a Carmen Electra sex guide sounds, I’d be more interested in a Dave Navarro “Land Somebody Way Hotter Than You” guide. How that freakishly weird man-woman managed to wed Carme…

Superficial / August 23, 2004

The Superficial News

– Pop star Jennifer Lopez sniffily told a magazine she was not a “serial marrying person” – two weeks before getting wed for a third time. [read]
– Christina Aguilera has reportedly split with her longterm boyfriend after a major fight in a New York strip club. [read]
– Jumping from one comic book monolith…

Superficial / July 20, 2004

Michael Moore

If a fatter fuck has ever lived, I never want to meet him. Despite being a pretentious homeless-looking fatass, Michael Moore has all the makings of a decent filmmaker. His recent ‘Fahrenheit 9/11′ is the first documentary to ever win the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival which I guess is a good thing.

Superficial / May 28, 2004