Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan Will Throw Money At America’s Race Problem Now

Michael Jordan’s heart is in the right place. God love him. More »


Miley Cyrus Thinks Her Ass Is Michael Jordan Now

Because even my 75-year-old grandmother who only watches PBS knew all about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, she thinks she’s accomplished some sort of tremendous feat by getting the Internet to talk about a woman’s butt for 24 hours because, clearly, that’s something that’s never happened before. So here’s Miley tweeting pics of her ass… More »


Remember Kennedy? Michael Jordan Tried To Take Her Virginity In A Dice Game

One of my favorite things in the world is when a pseudo-celebrity finally reaches that inevitable point in life where the only thing they have to offer society is embarrassing stories about actual celebrities. So here’s former MTV VJ Kennedy shilling her new book The Kennedy Chronicles with an anecdote about Michael Jordan trying to… More »