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Holy Shit, It Worked: A Review of ‘Ant-Man’

I went and saw Ant-Man. Here are way too many words about it. More »


Michael Douglas: ‘I Have A Big Dick’

Michael Douglas has a big dick, according to Michael Douglas. More »


‘Ant-Man’ Has A New Trailer: Now With More Bee-Guy-Person!

Marvel released a new trailer for ‘Ant-Man’ debuting Corey Stoll as Yellowjacket which means absolutely jackdick to most of you, and yet it’s still going to take your money. Resistance is futile. More »


The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

Posted by Photo Boy

The first word spoken is this trailer is “Scott.” That’s pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you’re watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you’ve watched Behind the Candelabra – And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing. More »


Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con’s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell… More »


Blake Lively Still Has Breasts And Other News

- Taylor Lautner is an acceptable comedy replacement for Andy Samberg now. [Lainey Gossip]

– I’ll assume these are instructional moves for Kylie. [Dlisted]

– Yesterday really was Ass Day, wasn’t it? [theCHIVE]

– Even Madonna hates Madonna music. [Fishwrapper]

– Keep telling kids who’ve been molested… More »


Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Single

“Eh? Oh, right, the cancer stuff.”

In a surprising move, the Internet actually took time away from accusing Miley Cyrus’ ass of twerking open the door to Armageddon this morning to report that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are separated after 13 years of marriage. Radar reports:

Michael Douglas and wife… More »


Michael Douglas Would Like To Take Back That Cunnilingus Stuff Now

Yesterday, Michael Douglas set the Internet a flutter by telling The Guardian he got throat cancer from cunnilingus. A statement that was shockingly medically possible – *chugs third bottle of Listerine* – but also insinuated that the bipolar woman who lets him have sex with her has an infected vagina. An insinuation made even stronger… More »


Michael Douglas’ Ex-Wife Wants You To Know Her Vagina Is Spotless

“Did that guy just say you can get cancer from eating pussy? I wonder if he has any coke…” (Haha! The 80s.)

Thanks to Michael Douglas announcing to the world that he got throat cancer from cunnilingus, it behooves a woman whose vagina he stuck his tongue into to set the record straight… More »


Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Vagina Gave Michael Douglas Throat Cancer

Note to Self: Give Photo Boy a raise.

So if you haven’t heard by now, people stick their tongues in vaginas which I honestly thought was something I made up to make fun of Kristen Stewart with so now I really don’t know how these things work Michael Douglas just made every single… More »


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