Posts tagged "MET Gala"

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

MET Gala: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Brought The Asses

Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Lopez brought the butt parade to the MET Gala.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

MET Gala: Katy Perry’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

Katy Perry’s breasts were at the MET Gala. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Kanye Is A ‘Married, Christian Man,’ You Assholes

Kanye West has found himself in some shit after not once, but twice, demanding everyone at his shows stand up during his performance of “Good Life.” Which seems innocuous until you realize there were handicapped people in the audience who had to literally verify their disability before Kanye would go on. At one point, he…

The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling

A few weeks back, the Internet lost its shit after Beyonce started changing song lyrics to oddly specific accusations of Jay Z cheating on her. And now comes word that they’re trying to pretend to be happily married long enough to make it through their “On The Run” tour which makes the fart-sniffing trailer about…

The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Jay Z, Beyonce & Solange Are Sorry You Saw Their Illuminati Blood Feud

On Monday, the world got to take a peak through the cracked veneer of Beyonce’s obsessively curated life when a now-fired employee at The Standard Hotel sold surveillance video of Solange Knowles straight slapping the shit out of Jay Z on an elevator. Since then we’ve been treated to rumor after rumor followed by passive-aggressive…

The Superficial / May 16, 2014

Rihanna Dumped Drake Again

Presumably because they’d been dating for three months and he still hadn’t put her in the hospital yet, Rihanna has reportedly dumped Drake again, according to Us Weekly:
“Rihanna and Drake had another fight,” a source tells Us. “He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have been fighting,…

The Superficial / May 15, 2014

Elevator Fight? What Elevator Fight?

Starting around 6 a.m. this morning, Beyonce began posting happy, sisterly photos with Solange to Instagram before ending a shot with Rihanna which either confirms or denies the latest report that Solange lost her shit over Jay Z wanting to go to Rihanna’s after party without Beyonce. Which, of course, sounds scandalous because husbands alway…

The Superficial / May 14, 2014

WTF Happened With Jay Z & Solange?

“Bitch, why your sister over there shaking her fist at me?”
“I’m sure it’s nothing.”

Yesterday, the Internet was served a rare feast when leaked surveillance video of Solange Knowles beating the shit out of Jay Z in an elevator was published by TMZ. Since then, everyone has been trying to figure…

The Superficial / May 13, 2014

So Here’s Solange Knowles Beating The Shit Out of Jay Z In An Elevator

Here is surveillance footage of Beyonce’s sister Solange Knowles slapping the ever-living fuck out of Jay Z in an elevator during a MET Gala after party, according to TMZ:
In the video … Jay Z, Beyonce and Solange step into the elevator … and then Solange goes crazy, screaming at Jay before unleashing a violent

The Superficial / May 12, 2014

Don’t Ask Reese Witherspoon To Pronounce Your Stupid French Last Name

Sometime during Rihanna’s MET Gala after party, a possibly drunk Reese Witherspoon found herself in an elevator with Kate Upton, Zooey Deschanel and an iPhone-wielding Cara Delevingne who was given specific instructions to not make Reese pronounce her “fucking name” because it’s “that stupid French.” But because she’s southern charm personified, Reese followed that u…

The Superficial / May 8, 2014

Rihanna’s Butt Crack Threw An After Party

I thought I was done with The 2014 MET Gala, but that was before I found out Rihanna’s butt crack hosted an after party. So here are pictures of that because 99% of my job description is going, “Hey, that’s a boob and/or butt,” then putting it on the Internet. Greatest country on earth, folks,…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Madonna Wasn’t Allowed To Wrap Herself In Toilet Paper For The MET Gala

Below is Madonna’s outfit that Anna Wintour wouldn’t let her wear to the MET Gala which seems entirely reasonable until you realize Kim Kardashian was there solely because Kanye West’s ejaculates in or around her. Why put on airs?

 

And here’s a better look that isn’t zoomed in on ancient tits:…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

MET Gala 2014: WTF Happened Here?

Because Photo Boy and I know jackshit about fashion – *fingers hole in Iron Man t-shirt* – here’s our gallery of the most questionable outfits from last night MET Gala punctuated by Kate Upton’s huge breasts which are making her getup look less and less ridiculous by the second. In fact, is she glowing to…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Of Course Kim Kardashian Flashed Her Panties Before The MET Gala

Kim Kardashian had been banned from the MET Gala for years, but that all changed last year (kind of) when Kris Jenner flushed her birth control pills down the toilet the second Kanye West’s filthy rich penis started going in and out of her daughter. It’s a tender moment in any mother’s life. So here&#8217…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Kanye Won’t Be In The Delivery Room When Kim Kardashian Gives Birth

Just to make my joke about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian from earlier today extra poignanty, here’s In Touch reporting he won’t be in the delivery room because blood is icky:
In Touch can exclusively reveal that although Kanye has assured his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian he plans to be at the hospital when she…

The Superficial / June 5, 2013

January Jones Sounds Awesome To Interview

[Insert Zuul joke here.]
January Jones recently sat down for an interview with The New York Times where naturally she comes off bitchier than an ice storm made of bitch and ice, but she also surprisingly – albeit inadvertently – reveals the deep commentary Mad Men is making on how the American family has became…

The Superficial / May 21, 2013

Beyonce’s Probably Fake Pregnant Again

Posted by Photo Boy
Like any great illusionist, Beyonce is a master of misdirection. Remember when she secretly incanted Illuminati spells instead of singing the national anthem at our Secret Muslim Dear Leader’s second inauguration? Well, now she’s pretending her doctors have ordered her to cancel shows, which she knows will jumpstart the pregnancy rumors,…

Photo Boy / May 14, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow Got Drunk And Talked About Her Shaved Vagina

“Sir, my pubic hair is of the purest, most royal silk. The local villagers call me, ‘Senora Pussy Softest,’ and offer to bathe it in their finest oils. In some regions of France, it’s even rumored to cure polio. Polio.
Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t eat, so if you opened a bottle of wine in the next…

The Superficial / May 13, 2013
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