Posts tagged "Melanie Griffith"

Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith Are Divorcing

"My God, it's finally happened! Hold me in your penis arms, Sylvester." Late Friday afternoon (Read: Post-Giving-Fucks O'Clock.), Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas announced they're getting a divorce which is either the result of him banging Sharon Stone, or Melanie Griffith getting way too much plastic surgery…
By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Dakota Johnson Wants To Quit ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ Too, Now

Now that Charlie Hunnam's bailed, current Anastasia Steele Dakota Johnson, who's kind of got a young Gillian Anderson thing going on - *holds hand back from writing 'I Want To Believe' on penis* - is also thinking of jumping ship on Fifty Shades of Grey. Or "pulling tamp," as I'm now…
By: The Superficial / October 16, 2013

BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Has Cleavage

You might think this job is all glitz and glamour and sex with promiscuous women all while floating on a sea of lethargy, but that's only most of it. 100% if I had to put a number on it. The other part is having days like today where absolutely nothing is going on so everyone…
By: The Superficial / June 8, 2012

Melanie Griffith’s pool-boy looks familiar

Melanie Griffith looks damn good for a fifty-year-old woman. This shot was taken in Buenos Aires over the weekend where Melanie helped debut her husband Antonio Bandera's new fragrance Blue Seduction. Based on this picture I'm guessing it's cologne for magicians or people with no depth perception. But if it attracts cougars like Melanie…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2007

Melanie Griffith looks like hell

Celebrity Babylon 49-year-old Melanie Griffith was spotted shopping in Malibu looking like she just turned 112. I'm not normally a fan of surgery, but if your knees look like this then get it. And get a lot of it. Hell, amputate if you need to. You've got a serious problem if people look at…
By: Superficial / May 10, 2007