Posts tagged "melanie brown"

Melanie Brown in lingerie

Since we can’t have David Hasselhoff ruining lingerie for the rest of us (Hey, I didn’t harsh his booze vibes.), here’s Scary Spice Melanie Brown launching the just-revealed Ultimo Autumn/Winter 2009 campaign. Can you believe Eddie Murphy hit that? I mean, there’s no way someone is this good at secretly hiding a penis the way…

The Superficial / September 24, 2009

Melanie Brown in a bikini

Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) signed autographs at Tao Beach in Vegas yesterday, and fuck me, those are some ripped abs. Granted, they don’t hold a candle to my own, but for the fairer sex those are some impressive abdominals. Seriously, if Melanie and I got together, my neighbors would think two knights were battling…

The Superficial / May 31, 2009

Lindsay Lohan ‘open’ to doing Vegas Peepshow

Lindsay Lohan might be doing some fancy stripping in Vegas, according to E! News:
She tells E! News exclusively that, despite reports saying otherwise, she is not interested in being a lead performer in Peepshow, the burlesque production at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino currently starring Mel B and Kelly Monaco.
But Lohan,…

The Superficial / April 21, 2009

Scary Spice modeling lingerie just frightened my pants off (In a good way)

These are pics of Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to “hot chocolate” doesn’t it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn’t have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I apologize. Instead, I should just respect Melanie for…

The Superficial / October 9, 2008

Scary Spice continues life-long dedication to bikinis, getting her drink on

Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary as Hell Spice, donned her bikini and downed champagne while vacationing in Miami over the weekend. Jesus, I would love for our abs to battle. Mostly to hear the distinctive “clank” of metal on metal followed by “Shit, love, we should have a drink.” Next thing you know, it’s the Mel…

The Superficial / May 27, 2008

Scary Spice still looks questionably hot in bikini

Scary Spice (a.k.a. Melanie Brown) continued her Miami vacation by jet-skiing with her husband Stephen Belafonte. She definitely looks better in these pics than earlier ones but has some questionable features. That being said, after perusing your comments I’m afraid I have to address a very controversial topic. I never thought in 2008 I’d have…

The Superficial / March 17, 2008

Scary Spice wears a bikini, I now know fear

These are shots of Melanie Brown vacationing in Miami with her husband Stephen Belafonte. You may know her as “Scary Spice” of the Spice Girls. However, after seeing these, I’m now changing her name to “Holy crap, hide your penis! Unless you’re really really drunk then okay, maybe, sure I’d understand if you’d want to…

The Superficial / March 14, 2008

Victoria Beckham quits The Spice Girls

Victoria Beckham revealed her decision to quit The Spice Girls yesterday. In an exclusive interview with News of the World (Larry King must’ve been busy) Posh Spice lays out her decision to get off the “Girl Power” train:
“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry any more.

The Superficial / February 4, 2008

The Spice Girls keep things ‘sisterly’ and not ‘lesbiany’

The Spice Girls in defiance of all logic and reason have been on a comeback tour. They appeared at the 12th Victoria’s Secret Fashion show and had a concert in L.A. on Wednesday where they spoke to FOX News about their strictly “sisterly” love:
On being back together:
“All of us together again, it i…

The Superficial / December 7, 2007

The Spice Girls empower women to stand around

The Spice Girls debuted their new video this afternoon on The Today Show website. And, let me tell you, girl power is back, baby! If you’re a woman out there who doesn’t think you can stand around in a room, or, I dunno, sit in chair, this video is for you. Consider yourself empowered,…

The Superficial / November 2, 2007

Scary Spice has reasonable demands

Eddie Murphy’s people are claiming that Scary Spice, Melanie Brown, demanded a $9 million mansion from him and that’s what started their feud. Scary Spice went on Larry King Live last night and when Larry King asked her about it, she never actually denied it. TMZ reports:
Scary also revealed that she and Eddie…

Superficial / August 10, 2007

Eddie Murphy is officially the father

A rep for Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown has confirmed that a DNA test shows Eddie Murphy is officially the father of her 2-month-old daughter. A source close to Brown says, “He’s the baby’s father, it’s official. The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his. There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of…

Superficial / June 22, 2007

Scary Spice taking Eddie Murphy to court

Scary Spice Melanie Brown says she’s taking Eddie Murphy to court to force him to take a paternity test. She tells People:
“He’s not doing a DNA test and he’s not signing the birth certificate. So it’s going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which i…

Superficial / May 2, 2007

Scary Spice gives birth

Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl early this morning, though no name has been picked out yet and she’s just being referred to as Baby Brown. And because Scary Spice is a slut, she’s still not sure who the father is. She claims Eddie Murphy is the father, but Murphy said o…

Superficial / April 3, 2007

Scary Spice is very pregnant

An 8-month pregnant Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) was spotted in Beverly Hills yesterday. And I can’t help but wonder if I’ve ever seen true beauty until today. That face. That body. It’s like I’m finally using my eyes for the first time.

Superficial / March 14, 2007