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Megan Fox Sensed The Ghost Of Chelsea Handler’s Aborted Fetus Now

Why doesn’t Megan Fox do a lot of interviews? This. Stuff like this. More »


Megan Fox Is A Pyramid Truther, You Brainwashed Plebes

Megan Fox wants to educate your brainwashed plebeian asses on the secrets of the universe that she knows because tour guides, like, tell actors stuff. More »


Megan Fox Communicates With Her Fetus Now

Megan Fox thinks she’s telepathically communicating with her unborn child. More »



Megan Fox Will Do Anything For Money

Megan Fox makes commercials for mobile games now. More »


Brian Austin Green, You ARE The Father

Remember that money Brian Austin Green gets from the kids he banged into Megan Fox? He gets more now. More »


Okay, Who Got Megan Fox Pregnant?

So Megan Fox is clearly pregnant. More »



Here’s The Shit-Awful Trailer To The Shit-Awful ‘Ninja Turtles’ Sequel

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 trailer is here. Your life is anew with wonder and purpose, I know. More »


How’s Megan Fox’s Butt Handling The Divorce? A Serious Internet Report

No one ever stops and thinks about the butts. More »


Here’s How Great Banging Megan Fox Was For Brian Austin Green

Brian Austin Green gets to live off of TMNT money forever. You really are a bastard, God. More »



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Shia LaBeouf Is Plagiarizing Chris Brown Now, Oh Good

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Mia Goth were filmed fighting in Germany. He later claims he would’ve killed her if two locals hadn’t stepped in. More »


Schoolgirl Megan Fox Isn’t The Duggars Or Chris Christie’s Vagina

Up Next: The Duggars, but first, Megan Fox, effectively making her the meat in today’s Man-Pussy Kid-Touch sandwich and wait, is that smoke? CHRIS HANSEN! NO! More »



How Is Megan Fox Still Premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?’

Somehow Megan Fox is still premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ over six months after its release. She knows what she did. More »


No, Wait, Megan Fox, South Korea’s On Our Side!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is an epic shitbomb of pure fuck-dumb, so here’s Megan Fox dropping it on South Korea yesterday because who needs allies? Amirite? That whole North Korea thing will probably sort itself out. Plus we’re still holding all the Dennis Rodmans. I dare anyone to defy us.

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Michael Bay Is The Antichrist: A Review of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Last week, I missed a significant chunk of Guardians of The Galaxy thanks to pure death violently escaping my body. And yet what I did get to see in a fevered, anxious fugue was still light years beyond Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in every possible way. If Guardians was a throwback to classic 80s adventures… More »



Guys, I’m Pretty Sure Megan Fox Wants To Bang Shia LaBeouf Again

Earlier in the week, Megan Fox made it a point to let the world know she’s not having sex with Brian Austin Green. On top of that, she made a passive aggressive jab that he wants more kids because “he doesn’t have to do any of the work” and then followed that up by naming… More »


Megan Fox Is Denying Brian Austin Green Sex Because of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

[Ed. Note: Never trifle with me again, BAG. You’re outmatched. – SW]

When we last left Megan Fox, she was telling moviegoers to fuck off before they even see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Since then, she’s already said she wants to go to back to Transformers, named Shia LaBeouf her favorite on-screen kissMore »


Megan Fox Tells Moviegoers To ‘F*ck Off’

Back in her Transformers heyday, Megan Fox had a small problem with opening her mouth and letting words come out of it. Words like “Hitler” and, well, basically any thought in her head. But, now that she’s humbled herself and crawled back to Michael Bay, she’s been a tame, cooperative actress who isn’t already openly… More »



Megan Fox Isn’t George Zimmerman

Because you don’t come to this site to read about how small your dick is for cowering like a pussy behind guns, here’s Megan Fox at the Mexico City premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where I’ll assume the promotional poster featured the Turtles chopping off the heads of their enemies. Or they’re just… More »


Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within:

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