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Megan Fox Apparently Owns Frederick’s of Hollywood Now

Megan Fox somehow owns a lingerie company. Why not? More »

Megan Fox Sensed The Ghost Of Chelsea Handler’s Aborted Fetus Now

Why doesn’t Megan Fox do a lot of interviews? This. Stuff like this. More »

Megan Fox Is A Pyramid Truther, You Brainwashed Plebes

Megan Fox wants to educate your brainwashed plebeian asses on the secrets of the universe that she knows because tour guides, like, tell actors stuff. More »

Megan Fox Communicates With Her Fetus Now

Megan Fox thinks she’s telepathically communicating with her unborn child. More »

Megan Fox Will Do Anything For Money

Megan Fox makes commercials for mobile games now. More »

Brian Austin Green, You ARE The Father

Remember that money Brian Austin Green gets from the kids he banged into Megan Fox? He gets more now. More »

Okay, Who Got Megan Fox Pregnant?

So Megan Fox is clearly pregnant. More »

Here’s The Shit-Awful Trailer To The Shit-Awful ‘Ninja Turtles’ Sequel

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 trailer is here. Your life is anew with wonder and purpose, I know. More »

How’s Megan Fox’s Butt Handling The Divorce? A Serious Internet Report

No one ever stops and thinks about the butts. More »

Here’s How Great Banging Megan Fox Was For Brian Austin Green

Brian Austin Green gets to live off of TMNT money forever. You really are a bastard, God. More »

Megan Fox Is Single

Shia LaBeouf Is Plagiarizing Chris Brown Now, Oh Good

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Mia Goth were filmed fighting in Germany. He later claims he would’ve killed her if two locals hadn’t stepped in. More »

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