Posts tagged "Matthew McConaughey"

Matthew McConaughey’s ‘Dazed And Confused’ Audition Tape And Other News

- Wait a minute, Gwyneth Paltrow was at the Golden Globes? [Lainey Gossip]

- Kaley Cuoco was addicted to nasal spray and totally needed that nose job. [Fishwrapper]

– No, Amy Adams doesn’t have a surrogate pumping out twins. [Dlisted]

- Margaret Cho‘s schtick at the Golden Globes wasn’t…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015

Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Ads Really Are Ridiculous And Other News

- JK Rowling is publishing more Harry Potter shit on Halloween. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney‘s wedding is apparently still going on. [Dlisted]

- I Declare You, Queen of The Selfie [theCHIVE]

- Monica Lewinsky is best friends with Alan Cumming. — Sure, why not? [Fishwrapper]

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By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Matthew McConaughey Said Some Stupid Shit About The Redskins

Matthew McConaughey is the cover interview for the new issue of GQ which is an incredible read for anyone who’s currently obsessed with the McConaissance to a fault like I am. (And, yes, he’s aware of the term: “It’s a cool word. It sounds good. It’s got a good meter.”) Except you’ve probably heard by…

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014

‘Football Is A Flat Circle’

If there are two things in life I never want to see together – even in the middle of a McConnaissance – it’s actors talking about how great they are and football. Except here’s Matthew McConaughey giving a pep talk to the University of Texas Longhorns where he basically tells them that the only reaso…

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014

Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within:…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014

‘Drink My Beer, Best Friend!’

While clearly staying in New Orleans without Angelina Jolie and their child army, Brad Pitt spotted Matthew McConaughey on a balcony across the street where he’s in town filming The Amazing Race with Drew Brees. So naturally he started throwing beers at them because that’s what best friends do when kids and their soft, delicate…

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Matthew McConaughey Is On F*cking Fire

There was a time not too long ago when Matthew McConaughey was a walking, shirtless punchline starring in romantic comedies about ghosts he used to put his penis in. But then slowly he began to reinvent himself into a man whose performances will make me literally grab random strangers on the street and breathe into…

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014

So That ‘True Detective’ Finale

So last night was the end of True Detective‘s first season/story/volume which wrapped up Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey) and Marty Hart’s (Woody Harrelson) case and takes them away from us because next season will be a completely separate story with all new characters that already sounds fucking awesome. And, yes, I’m still saying that after…

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2014

Guy Fieri Is The Yellow King, It All Makes Sense Now

So remember when Matthew McConaughey was all awesome being badass, atheist detective Rust Cohle on True Detective, and then while winning an award for playing a hard-fucking cowboy he thanked God in his speech? Well, here he is doing a cooking segment for his just keep livin Foundation with Guy Fieri because the universe i…

By: The Superficial / March 7, 2014

Here’s A Buttload of ‘True Detective’ Theories Because F*ck The Oscars

Let me first qualify that headline by saying, yes, we’ll have galleries of any outstanding celebrity breasts at the Oscars tomorrow morning. In the meantime, I’m not about to sit around sweating another boring Hollywood circle-jerk while the bar for dramatic television is being set. So on that note, here’s an antler-horned cornucopia of True

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2014

This Is A Post About ‘True Detective’

If you’re not watching True Detective, you’re missing out the greatest fucking show on television and Matthew McConaughey‘s best work since Magic Mike which just made me wonder what it’d be like if Rust Chole were replaced by Dallas… focus, focus. However, you’re also probably living a less nihilistic existence where you don’t stare off…

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2014

Matthew McConaughey Is A Gift And A Treasure

Matthew McConaughey has been named GQ‘s Leading Man of The Year which he deserves because after years of shitting out romantic comedies, he reinvented his career and was a goddamn revelation in Magic Mike. It’s a role on par with Val Kilmer in Tombstone, and if you’re too dude-bro to watch a movie about male…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2013

Stevie From ‘Eastbound & Down’ Tried To Bang Lindsay Lohan In Real Life

I love Eastbound & Down. I think this season is fucking amazing, and one of the best examples of a show hitting its stride and fitting into a perfect groove. (Unlike you, Homeland.) That said, I hate Stevie. Can’t stand the character. I don’t know why, but just something about him feels cheap. However, apparently…

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2013

It’s Very Serious Actor Jonah Hill With A New York Accent, He Don’t Know Nuddin’ About No Fahtin’

Here’s the first trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, the first actor to ever transition from comedy to drama so stop calling him an angry fucking kid, alright? God. It also features dwarf-tossing which I felt was gratuitous, and one of my life’s ambitions is to carry Peter

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2013

The Reese Witherspoon Got Arrested On Purpose Theories Have Started

Prior to being arrested for drunkenly hanging out a car window, yelling at a cop and demanding to stand on American ground because she’s an America, Reese Witherspoon had a squeaky clean image which she also sometimes used to tell upcoming starlets not to take naked pictures, so one might suggest she’s also Satan. Anyway,…

By: The Superficial / April 23, 2013

Reese Witherspoon Is Sorry She Got Drunk And Played The ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ Card

Seen here remarkably showing up to a screening of Mud last night, the same day news exploded all over the Internet that she and her husband were arrested for DUI and being a drunken crazy woman respectively, Reese Witherspoon would like to apologize for the following hilarious actions. Variety reports:

Toth was pulled…

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2013

Why I Wanted Reese Witherspoon Pregnant So Bad And Other News

- Hot girls in the middle of nowhere. [theCHIVE]

- Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be getting back together. [Lainey Gossip]

– While Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony want you to think they are so you’ll buy tickets to their show. [Dlisted]

- 51 Reasons Why Supermodels Were

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2012

Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’

Incontinence got you down?

When I found out Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman were starring in a movie called The Paperboy, I honestly just assumed it was an adaptation of the classic arcade game because Hollywood is straight the fuck out of ideas. Turns out it’s actually some sort of murder-mystery dealie set…

By: The Superficial / May 24, 2012

Matthew McConaughey Designed His Own ‘Special Pants’ For ‘Magic Mike’

“Cheers to my balls. Alright, alright.”

For those of you who don’t know, Matthew McConaughey stars in the upcoming Channing Tatum quasi-biopic Magic Mike where he plays the legendary owner of a male strip club who walks around without a shirt on for 199% of the movie. So basically the role Matthew McConaughey…

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2012
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