Posts tagged "Matt Lauer"

Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

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Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you’d buy it, so it’s not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis’ was getting divorced they went “Okay, let’s start with ‘she fucked everyone,’ then work our way backwards from there.” Via…

Photo Boy | January 8, 2015 - 10:00 am

Why NBC Is An Asshole For Airing Dottie Sandusky Interview

During the Woody Allen kerfuffle that everyone forgot (along with the Bill Cosby one which coincidentally also involved Matt Lauer shitting on victims), child abuse investigator Patrick Perion wrote a depressingly informative post about the state of child abuse forensics in the 90s which more than likely benefited Woody Allen. And now he’s back with…

The Superficial | March 13, 2014 - 1:28 pm

Jerry Sandusky’s Wife Says He’s Innocent, Victims Were ‘Manipulated’ For Money

“How’s the raping today, Mr. and Mrs. Sandusky?”
“Oh, it’s fine. Just fine. Looks like rain today.”

Because denial is a hell of a drug, Dottie Sandusky showed her face on TODAY where she not only claimed Jerry Sandusky is innocent of the 45 charges of child molestation he was found guilty…

The Superficial | March 12, 2014 - 12:57 pm

Paula Deen Will Talk Like Popeye Now, Let He Who Is Without Spinach Cast The First Stone

“I is what I is,” Paula Deen said this morning on TODAY while impressively sticking to her new PR crisis team’s message that she’s being maliciously crucified by the liberal media for only saying nigger once in her entire life in 1986 when a black man held a gun to her head. And you know,…

The Superficial | June 26, 2013 - 11:09 am

Paula Deen’s Getting Fired From Everything

When we last left Paula Deen before bailing for the weekend, her company released a statement literally reminding everyone that Paula Deen is very old and from the South, so it’s really not her fault she’s a tad racisty. She also bailed on Matt Lauer and then began a very public tailspin in which she…

The Superficial | June 24, 2013 - 12:36 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s Face: What The Hell Happened

Lindsay Lohan’s TODAY interview where she lies directly to Matt Lauer’s face aired this morning (after the jump), and probably one of the cruelest things they could’ve done is flash back to 2006 when she was only 19 with a face that doesn’t look like a blowfish. And if you’re wondering just how exactly she…

The Superficial | March 1, 2012 - 11:47 am

Lindsay Lohan Told Matt Lauer She Hasn’t Gone Out In Months

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan is super serious about being sober now that she’s inexplicably been tossed a bone in showbiz, and she won’t mess it up this time. Honest. Because that’s exactly what she told Matt Lauer in a new interview with TODAY:
“That’s not my thing anymore. I…

The Superficial | February 29, 2012 - 1:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test, Goes Diva on Matt Lauer

Despite reports to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan actually is subject to alcohol tests while on house arrest because she just failed one which is really the only plausible ending to her telling Life & Style there’s no booze in her house. So, of course, she’s due back in court today to face threats of jail,…

The Superficial | June 23, 2011 - 10:17 am

Kanye West Hired ‘Media Trainer’ For Today Show Interview

“What that bitch tell me to do? All I can see is me dancing with Michael Jackson in a room straight outta Tron. Oh, shit, this Matt Lauer dude’s been axing me shit the whole time. Play it cool, Kanye. Play it cool…”
Before filming his now-disastrous interview on The Today Show, Kanye West’s people…

The Superficial | November 16, 2010 - 6:00 pm

Kanye Cancels ‘Today Show’ Performance

But he didn’t say nothin’ bout no volcanos. — Psyche! Them bitches are hot.

Following the airing of his interview with Matt Lauer, Kanye West went on another Twitter rant claiming the video vindicated his previous rant while also expressing disbelief that The Today Show didn’t read this tweet as a clear cancellation…

The Superficial | November 12, 2010 - 1:12 pm

Matt Lauer Defends Kanye Interview

The Today Show interview that sent Kanye West crying to Michael Jackson’s ghost on Twitter aired this morning, but with a message from Matt Lauer addressing the rapper’s outburst. Via Popeater:
“It’s something we do every day — when a guest is talking about an incident or a location, we run video of that,” Lauer…

The Superficial | November 11, 2010 - 3:21 pm

Kanye: ‘If Michael Jackson Had Twitter, He’d Make Matt Lauer Stop Being a Meanie’

Kanye West flipped out on Twitter last night after experiencing what he felt was unfair treatment by Matt Lauer on The Today Show. What follows is your quintessential, melodramatic #kanyerant complete with biblical references and arguments based on Michael Jackson using the Internet for anything besides watching Home Alone clips on YouTube. (Post jumped on…

The Superficial | November 10, 2010 - 10:50 am

Miss California defends herself on Today Show

Miss California Carrie Prejain who claimed marriage should only be between a man and a woman during the Miss USA pageant – with Perez Hilton as one of the judges – stopped by The Today Show where Matt Lauer gave her a chance to revise her answer. Here’s what she said:
“The way that I…

The Superficial | April 21, 2009 - 10:20 am

Barack Obama jokes about Jessica Simpson

President Barack Obama was supposed to be featured on the cover of Us Weekly with his family, but found his face covered by Jessica Simpson. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Obama jokes about the incident which proves the entire nation truly is captivated by her expanding ass. Us Magazine reports:
“Yeah, it’s a little…

The Superficial | February 2, 2009 - 10:24 am

Tom Cruise wants you to love him again

Tom Cruise sat down with Matt Lauer on The Today Show this morning for the first time in three years. In 2005, Tom called Matt “glib” after the two got in a heated argument about psychiatry in reference to the movie star’s criticism of Brooke Shields. Since then, Tom Cruise has learned a lot –…

The Superficial | December 15, 2008 - 10:20 am