Posts tagged "Matt Bomer"

Bill Clinton Truly Is Our Most Pimpinest President

Almost entirely because of that hat, these pics are like finding out Roger Sterling is not only real, but was our president for eight years who somehow left behind a surplus despite spending 90% of his term turning interns' vaginas into humidors. Or am I thinking of Jesus? Photos: Getty…
By: The Superficial / April 22, 2013

Bret Easton Ellis Says Matt Bomer Is Too Gay For ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Author Bret Easton Ellis wants reality star/not-an-actor Scott Disick to play Patrick Bateman in a reboot of American Psycho, thinks Tom Cruise will play a role that isn't a 100% heterosexual karate machine and signed off Lindsay Lohan starring in an adaptation of one his books, so clearly this a ma…
By: The Superficial / August 9, 2012