Posts tagged "Matt Bellamy"

Kate Hudson’s Single

I'll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson's butt in a bikini in a post, so here's PEOPLE announcing she's called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy: "Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now," Hudson's rep tells PEOPLE. "Despite this,…
By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

Kate Hudson Makes Matt Bellamy Kiss Her Ass. Literally.

When we last saw Kate Hudson's butt in a bikini it was eh. Fortunately, here it is over the weekend where it looked so awesome Matt Bellamy had to kiss it in front of their kids. Which makes him a better father than I'll ever be because…
By: The Superficial / June 23, 2014

I’m Pretty Sure Kate Hudson Using Her Ass To Help Her Son Sell Lemonade Is Cheating

Part of having a lemonade stand as a small boy is to learn the joy of independent entrepreneurship while snorting the sweet cocaine of American capitalism into your nose until it's 3 a.m. and you'll do fucking anything for more of it. Anything. Valuable lessons that go right out the window when your mom ha…
By: The Superficial / August 1, 2013

Kate Hudson’s In A Bikini Again

These new Kate Hudson bikini pics don't even hold a candle to the ones from 2008, but I'm going to post them anyway because I'm sensitive to the war crimes age and child birth commit on a woman's body. Would you say to someone, "I'm sorry, you have a terrible disease, I can't…
By: The Superficial / February 27, 2013

Goldie Hawn Got Wasted in London and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Hillary Duff clearly shot this video six months ago. [BuzzFeed] - Country Girl goes to Hollywood, immediately whores out. [theCHIVE] - Steven Seagal's reality show might be complete bullshit after all. You don't say. [Huffington Post] - Will Smith cheated on Jada with thi…
By: Photo Boy / March 8, 2012

Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy Sure Showed Those Paparazzi

Probably one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing celebrities taking the paparazzi's picture as if those people don't work around cameras all fucking day. "Oh, heavens no. Not photography! I'm going back to night school." Even more ridiculous is when the celeb does something stupid that creates an even bigger scene by flipping off…
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2011

Kate Hudson Pulled a Britney

Here's a drunken Kate Hudson getting out of a car in London and not even caring that she's giving the paparazzi a clear shot of Matt Bellamy's latest "muse." (Ha, get it? Because he's in that band? I'll kill myself now.) It's like she opened the door and went, "Wow, you…
By: The Superficial / September 26, 2011

Kate Hudson Named Her Son ‘Bing’

You and I both know there was only one way to present this news. Via Matt Bellamy's Twitter: So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham "Bing" Hawn Bellamy. Born 7Ib 12Oz, on 9th July. Meanwhile in Seattle, Bill Gates looked out his window muttering, "Yes, yes, all according to plan...,"…
By: The Superficial / July 14, 2011

Who *Isn’t* Giving Birth This Summer? Let’s Start There.

"There a baybee poppin' out yet? Coulda sworn this is how y'all do it." Off the top of my head, this who's given birth this summer, and I guarantee I'm going to forget at least five people because pretty much every celebrity with a uterus decided to see if it still works last fall:…
By: The Superficial / July 11, 2011

Kate Hudson, Also Pregnant

This shouldn't make Owen Wilson try to kill himself again. Us Magazine reports: A source confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday, that Kate Hudson, 31, is 14 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy's baby. "It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it," the source…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2011