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Matt Bellamy Is A Connoisseur of Butts: An Argument In Ass Photos

Matt Bellamy’s girlfriend has some Kate Hudson-esque qualities. More »


Kate Hudson’s Single

I’ll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson’s butt in a bikini in a post, so here’s PEOPLE announcing she’s called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy:

“Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and… More »


Kate Hudson Makes Matt Bellamy Kiss Her Ass. Literally.

When we last saw Kate Hudson’s butt in a bikini it was eh. Fortunately, here it is over the weekend where it looked so awesome Matt Bellamy had to kiss it in front of their kids. Which makes him a better father than I’ll ever be because no one’s exchanging money afterward or asking why… More »



I’m Pretty Sure Kate Hudson Using Her Ass To Help Her Son Sell Lemonade Is Cheating

Part of having a lemonade stand as a small boy is to learn the joy of independent entrepreneurship while snorting the sweet cocaine of American capitalism into your nose until it’s 3 a.m. and you’ll do fucking anything for more of it. Anything. Valuable lessons that go right out the window when your mom has… More »


Kate Hudson’s In A Bikini Again

These new Kate Hudson bikini pics don’t even hold a candle to the ones from 2008, but I’m going to post them anyway because I’m sensitive to the war crimes age and child birth commit on a woman’s body. Would you say to someone, “I’m sorry, you have a terrible disease, I can’t look at… More »


Goldie Hawn Got Wasted in London and Other News

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- Hillary Duff clearly shot this video six months ago. [BuzzFeed]

- Country Girl goes to Hollywood, immediately whores out. [theCHIVE]

- Steven Seagal’s reality show might be complete bullshit after all. You don’t say. [Huffington Post]

- Will Smith cheated on JadaMore »



Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy Sure Showed Those Paparazzi

Probably one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing celebrities taking the paparazzi’s picture as if those people don’t work around cameras all fucking day. “Oh, heavens no. Not photography! I’m going back to night school.” Even more ridiculous is when the celeb does something stupid that creates an even bigger scene by flipping off… More »


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