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Everyone Else Who Dressed Their Boobs Up For Halloween

It was Halloween, so there were boobs. Here are those boobs. More »


Matt Bellamy Is A Connoisseur of Butts: An Argument In Ass Photos

Matt Bellamy’s girlfriend has some Kate Hudson-esque qualities. More »


Kate Hudson’s Single

I’ll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson’s butt in a bikini in a post, so here’s PEOPLE announcing she’s called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy:

“Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and… More »


Kate Hudson Makes Matt Bellamy Kiss Her Ass. Literally.

When we last saw Kate Hudson’s butt in a bikini it was eh. Fortunately, here it is over the weekend where it looked so awesome Matt Bellamy had to kiss it in front of their kids. Which makes him a better father than I’ll ever be because no one’s exchanging money afterward or asking why… More »


I’m Pretty Sure Kate Hudson Using Her Ass To Help Her Son Sell Lemonade Is Cheating

Part of having a lemonade stand as a small boy is to learn the joy of independent entrepreneurship while snorting the sweet cocaine of American capitalism into your nose until it’s 3 a.m. and you’ll do fucking anything for more of it. Anything. Valuable lessons that go right out the window when your mom has… More »


Kate Hudson’s In A Bikini Again

These new Kate Hudson bikini pics don’t even hold a candle to the ones from 2008, but I’m going to post them anyway because I’m sensitive to the war crimes age and child birth commit on a woman’s body. Would you say to someone, “I’m sorry, you have a terrible disease, I can’t look at… More »


Goldie Hawn Got Wasted in London and Other News

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- Hillary Duff clearly shot this video six months ago. [BuzzFeed]

- Country Girl goes to Hollywood, immediately whores out. [theCHIVE]

- Steven Seagal’s reality show might be complete bullshit after all. You don’t say. [Huffington Post]

- Will Smith cheated on JadaMore »


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