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John Stamos Tried To Get Elizabeth Olsen To Play Michelle Tanner

Elizabeth Olsen was asked to replace her sisters on Fuller House. Our world is over now. More »

Mary-Kate Olsen Served Bowls Of Cigarettes At Her Wedding

Being friends with the Olsen Twins is still hazardous to your health. More »

John Stamos Fired The Olsen Twins When They Were Babies

John Stamos admits he briefly had the Olsen twins fired when they were only babies which answers a lot of questions. More »

The Olsen Twins Are Still Considering ‘Fuller House’

The Olsen Twins might do Fuller House after all. John Stamos should think about strapping up. More »

Olsen Twins Turn Down Fuller House, Bathe In John Stamos’ Tears

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned down Fuller House. May God have mercy on us all. More »

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head. More »

John Stamos Met With An Olsen Twin

John Stamos met with Mary-Kate Olsen to bury the hatchet, and not into his face because he isn’t Australian and/or Heath Ledger. There are rules. More »

John Stamos Is Marked For Death

John Stamos calls bullshit on the Olsen twins. He will PAY. More »

Elizabeth Olsen Truly Is The Best Olsen

Elizabeth Olsen loves doing nude scenes? Go on… More »

The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they’ve run out of money. More »

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free.

The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it’s Monday morning and there’s nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that… More »

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Named America’s Top Killer Muppet Fashion Designers

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended the Council of Fashion Designers of America awards last night where apparently they won the top award for best female fashion designers. More importantly, Mary-Kate dyed her hair darker, so now I know she’s the one who controls the underworld heroin cartels, and Ashley’s the one snorting all their coke… More »

One Of These Olsen Twins Recently Killed Again, See If You Can Guess Which One

Two things that immediately freak me out here:

1. Is one of them actually smiling?! Jesus.
2. There was a time when these two coordinating their outfits wasn’t creepy and weird. It was called 1989.

That said, it’s nice to see Ashley (Or Mary-Kate. I’m not even going to pretend… More »

Elizabeth Olsen Is Turning Into Her Sisters. Goddammit.

If you’re a heroin addict who occasionally has sex with Elizabeth Olsen, now would be a good time to stop before Michelle Williams gets left raising another baby all by herself.

What’s that? Jason Segel’s helping her out? Even worse.

Photos: Splash NewsMore »

Johnny Depp Banged An Olsen Twin, Is Gonna Die

Posted by Photo Boy

It wasn’t long ago that the world was robbed of an amazing actor at the hands of muppet vagina – Easy, Jason Segel. – so we should all be alarmed not only by my irresponsible comparison of Heath Ledger (awesome) and Johnny Depp (used to be awesome), but also… More »

Justin Timberlake is Going To Die

Justin Timberlake can basically have sex with anyone he wants – I was about to say, “now that he’s single,” then caught myself – including Olivia Wilde and Mila Kunis, except Us Weekly would have you believe his penis fancies the soft, murderous touch of a Muppet on heroin because that happens:

Justin… More »

There is.. Another.. Olsen Twin..

Or maybe just a little sister.

Because I didn’t spend my childhood watching Olsen twins movies (My Barbies weren’t going to dress themselves!), I had absolutely no idea they have a sister, Elizabeth Olsen, who’s apparently starring in two indie films currently playing at Sundance. Unlike her older sisters, Elizabeth doesn’t look like… More »

Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater]

- Miley Cyrus wants to be a “lawer.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn’t name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt eats food (And other stuff that happened)

Things that occurred:

- Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me]

- Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I’ll let you guess who they are. [People]

- Jennifer Aniston says her private life is “none of your fucking business” during press junket. Meanwhile,… More »

Mary-Kate Olsen: Pregnant or just trying to dress like my grandmother?

A potentially pregnant Mary-Kate Olsen went out to dinner last night in Manhattan with her boyfriend Nate Lowman. She could be hiding a baby bump underneath her coat, but then again it’s hard to tell with these Olsen twins. She might’ve just eaten something. Sort of like how a snake in the wild swallows a… More »

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