Posts tagged "Mary-Kate Olsen"

Elizabeth Olsen Truly Is The Best Olsen

Elizabeth Olsen loves doing nude scenes? Go on...

By: The Superficial / April 24, 2015

The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they've run out of money.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that out's of…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Named America’s Top Killer Muppet Fashion Designers

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended the Council of Fashion Designers of America awards last night where apparently they won the top award for best female fashion designers. More importantly, Mary-Kate dyed her hair darker, so now I know she's the one who controls the underworld heroin cartels, and Ashley's the one snorting all their coke…

By: The Superficial / June 5, 2012

One Of These Olsen Twins Recently Killed Again, See If You Can Guess Which One

Two things that immediately freak me out here: 1. Is one of them actually smiling?! Jesus. 2. There was a time when these two coordinating their outfits wasn't creepy and weird. It was called 1989. That said, it's nice to see Ashley (Or Mary-Kate. I'm not even going to pretend to know the difference, just…

By: The Superficial / June 1, 2012

Elizabeth Olsen Is Turning Into Her Sisters. Goddammit.

If you're a heroin addict who occasionally has sex with Elizabeth Olsen, now would be a good time to stop before Michelle Williams gets left raising another baby all by herself. What's that? Jason Segel's helping her out? Even worse. Photos: Splash News

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2012

Johnny Depp Banged An Olsen Twin, Is Gonna Die

Posted by Photo Boy It wasn't long ago that the world was robbed of an amazing actor at the hands of muppet vagina - Easy, Jason Segel. - so we should all be alarmed not only by my irresponsible comparison of Heath Ledger (awesome) and Johnny Depp (used to be awesome), but also by a…

By: Photo Boy / March 22, 2012

Justin Timberlake is Going To Die

Justin Timberlake can basically have sex with anyone he wants - I was about to say, "now that he's single," then caught myself - including Olivia Wilde and Mila Kunis, except Us Weekly would have you believe his penis fancies the soft, murderous touch of a Muppet on heroin because that happens: Justin Timberlake and…

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2011

There is.. Another.. Olsen Twin..

Or maybe just a little sister. Because I didn't spend my childhood watching Olsen twins movies (My Barbies weren't going to dress themselves!), I had absolutely no idea they have a sister, Elizabeth Olsen, who's apparently starring in two indie films currently playing at Sundance. Unlike her older sisters, Elizabeth doesn't look like Yoda o…

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2011

Eva Longoria is cleavagey and other news

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater] - Miley Cyrus wants to be a "lawer." [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy which immediately makes me question why I just posted this. [Just Jared] - Olivia Wilde i…

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2009

Jennifer Love Hewitt eats food (And other stuff that happened)

Things that occurred: - Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me] - Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I'll let you guess who they are. [People] - Jennifer Aniston says her private life is "none of your fucking business" during press junket. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson repeatedly…

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2008

Mary-Kate Olsen: Pregnant or just trying to dress like my grandmother?

A potentially pregnant Mary-Kate Olsen went out to dinner last night in Manhattan with her boyfriend Nate Lowman. She could be hiding a baby bump underneath her coat, but then again it's hard to tell with these Olsen twins. She might've just eaten something. Sort of like how a snake in the wild swallows a…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2008

Mary-Kate Olsen possibly carrying little anorexic-to-be

A fetus, in our Mary-Kate Olsen? It's more likely than you think. NZCity reports: The 22-year-old star - who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to…

By: Tim Kinnealy / December 1, 2008

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen sign things

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen signed copies of their new book Influence yesterday at the Union Square Barnes & Noble in New York City yesterday. The twins had a strict set of rules for the event that basically entails them sitting at a table like mute Muppets who can't believe they agreed to this. Here's the…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2008

Mary-Kate Olsen off the hook, Feds close Heath Ledger case

Mary-Kate Olsen is free to murder another young actor in his prime. (Please be Dane Cook. Please be Dane Cook. Please be Dane Cook.) Federal prosecutors have decided not to pursue a criminal case regarding Heath Ledger's acquisition of prescription painkillers and sleeping pills, according to the AP: Prosecutors in the U.S. attorney's office i…

By: The Superficial / August 7, 2008

Mary-Kate Olsen’s lawyer doing a bang-up job making her look not guilty

Mary-Kate's lawyer took to the press yesterday after a story ran in the New York Post claiming Mary-Kate Olsen is seeking immunity from prosecution before speaking to the DEA about Heath Ledger's accidental overdose. The AP reports: "We have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger'…

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2008

Mary-Kate Olsen wants immunity in Heath Ledger investigation

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to be interviewed by federal investigators about Heath Ledger's accidental overdose until she's granted immunity from prosecution. This latest move proves what I've always feared: Pauly Shore knew something relevant when he claimed the Olsen twins are diabolical. May God have mercy on us all. The New York Post reports: The…

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2008

Paris Hilton pitches the TV show from Hell

Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It's basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most importantly, girl talk! At last, a show that tackles battling herpes while…

By: The Superficial / July 3, 2008

Spencer Pratt’s Douche Manifesto revealed

Somebody, somewhere on the Interwebs decided to do some research (?) into the whole Mary-Kate Olsen/Spencer Pratt feud which apparently started back in high school. In a 2007 Details article, Spencer brags about selling a picture of an underage Mary-Kate drinking at a party for $50,000. On top of of that, he also dishes out…

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2008

Spencer Pratt: Mary-Kate Olsen needs me to get publicity

Spencer Pratt has responded back to comments made about him on Letterman by Mary-Kate Olsen. I'm sure when he got the call he squealed "OMG! Me me me!" Then he pushed Heidi Montag in a puddle and kicked a puppy. I have sources. Anyway, here's what Captain Oily of Anal Brigade said to Us Magazine:…

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2008
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