Posts tagged "Marvel Phase Two"

So Three Days Is An ‘Age’ Now? A Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Superficial Review of ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’…

By: The Superficial / May 1, 2015

‘Ant-Man’ Has A New Trailer: Now With More Bee-Guy-Person!

Marvel released a new trailer for ‘Ant-Man’ debuting Corey Stoll as Yellowjacket which means absolutely jackdick to most of you, and yet it’s still going to take your money. Resistance is futile.

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2015

‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ New Trailer Will Explodinate Your Nerd Parts

Marvel just dropped a new trailer for ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ and like a nerd-bitch I bent right over for it. It gets me, okay?

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2015

The New ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer Is Here

As much as I [make Photo Boy] joke about how ridiculous these trailers for a trailer are, I still watch each and every one of them with a giant nerd boner because deep inside of me there’s a child, and wow, this just went way too Stephen Collins. ABORT GAG. So here’s the Avengers: Age

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here

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The first word spoken is this trailer is “Scott.” That’s pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you’re watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you’ve watched Behind the Candelabra – And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing.

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015

‘Ant-Man’ Is Doing That Trailer For A Trailer Horsesh*t

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Disney has been reaping the benefits of purchasing Marvel for years. But they also own ABC, a network that if you texted millennials about would get you a reply of a ninja emoji kicking a piece of poop. So naturally, they’ve been forcing those worlds together resulting in awkward…

By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

Trailer For Trailer Of The New Trailer For ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Trailer

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Marvel knows we’d hand over a kidney in exchange for a ticket to Avengers 26: Alien Gods Destroy Paris This Time and it’s now apparent they’re desensitized to any happiness that can be bought with money. Oh you want a new trailer? Fuck you, you’re watching this shit first.

By: Photo Boy / January 2, 2015

And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here’s the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night’s Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving with them nothing to trick people into watching the show with.

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014

‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Official Trailer Is Here And Good God

So Marvel had made a private video for its girlfriend Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to see next week, but this is the Internet, so somebody leaked that shit last night detonating millions of nerd boners who clearly have no respect for privacy. That wasn’t meant for you. — At least not until an hour later whe…

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con‘s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell…

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here’s the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun say a bunch of funny words,…

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2014

This Is The New Daredevil?

Boardwalk Empire, and the highly underrated Stardust, star Charlie Cox (above) has been officially cast as Daredevil for Marvel‘s upcoming Netflix series which means there’s now a greater chance we’re getting a Doctor Strange with incredible, almost hypnotic abs. More importantly (but not really because, my God, it’s like they’re chiseled from warm, tan granite…),…

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2014

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

I’m sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life’s savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It’s like Roger Ebert‘s back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too)

UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, here’s the…

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

Goddamn, I Need A Nerd-Cigarette: A Review of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’

For the past few weeks, the advance word on Captain America: The Winter Soldier is that it’s as good as The Avengers if not the best Marvel movie to date. It even made curmudgeony ol’ fusspot Jeff Wells‘ heart grow three sizes as it should have because the hype is real. Winter Soldier is the…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2014

Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch Boobs Are What You Should Be Talking About

Late yesterday, set photos from The Avengers: Age of Ultron surfaced online and all everyone did was freak out over how ridiculous Aaron Taylor-Johnson looks as Quicksilver after last week’s badass concept art. Yet, somehow, nobody’s even mentioning Elizabeth Olsen‘s Scarlet Witch boobs which look fucking fantastic. Is it because she’s not wearing that weird

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2014

Here’s What People In ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Might Look Like And/Or Punch

Makes you wonder how much faster her sisters could’ve killed Heath Ledger with all that power, doesn’t it? I know.

When you own an entire network like Disney does, you can use it whenever you want to shamelessly pimp your products however and whenever you want. Which is exactly what Disney did last…

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2014

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machine

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Has A Teaser For Its Trailer That Jimmy Kimmel Will Tease Trail Tonight

Thanks to Disney owning both ABC and Marvel, the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer will debut tonight during Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but since this is the Internet, naturally there’s a trailer for the trailer. And because I’m a sexless nerd, naturally I’m posting it. In the meantime, this has been shatted out countless times into…

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2014

By Odin’s Beard, These Things Need To Stop: A Review of ‘Thor: The Dark World’

“In the beginning, there was darkness. And in that darkness were elves (Yup, get on board.) with space ships and laser guns and grenades that fucking turned you into a black hole, and they were like, ‘Shit is better when it’s dark.’ But my dad was all like, ‘Dude, I don’t put on this sweet…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2013

Jesus Christ, Jaimie Alexander

Back in April, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up to the Iron Man 3 premiere with her ass hanging out, paving the way for 800 interviews about sacrificing her 70s bush for the sake of fashion. Except none of that exists outside the minds of peasants anymore because here’s Jaimie Alexander at the premiere of Thor: The

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2013
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