Posts tagged "Marvel Phase Three"

Ronda Rousey Really Wants To Be Captain Marvel

Ronda Rousey wants to be Captain Marvel and we should let her because she’s very, very strong. Not in the face!

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Spider-Man’s In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

And Spider-Man has officially joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That’s either a huge fucking deal to you, or you’re going to keep on scrolling. I won’t take it personally.

The Superficial / February 10, 2015

Krysten Ritter Is Your New Marvel Person

After confirming Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Marvel announced that Krysten Ritter landed the title role of Jessica Jones for its upcoming Netflix series. I should probably mention Alexandra Daddario was also up the part, but mostly so I can link to her nude scene in True Detective because the SEO game don’t sleep, son.

The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Jessica Chastain’s Probably Captain Marvel

Posted by Photo Boy

It’s time for another round of ‘Make Me Look Like An Ignorant Asshole,’ a game Fish has been playing since our college days, but at least I now understand why he always offered to pay for the MD 20/20. “I heard the Peaches & Cream doesn’t give you a…

Photo Boy / November 5, 2014

Chadwick Boseman Is Black Panther: The Day Marvel Pissed In DC’s Face

During a 30 minute event that practically broke Twitter and pissed directly in DC’s face, Marvel laid out it’s Phase 3 movie plans which included the casting of Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, and an upcoming Captain Marvel movie staring.. somebody as Carol Danvers. Also announced was Avengers: Infinity War which will be two movie…

The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

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You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff’s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like…

Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

Ewan McGregor Might Be Doctor Strange

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Here are all of the things I know about Doctor Strange:
1. Jackshit.
With that in mind, Fish, being the sadistic bastard he is, assigned me this post during our morning “editorial meeting,” [Ed. Note: I already made an Eye of Agamotto penis joke. There’s nothing more to say. – SW]

Photo Boy / October 15, 2014

Robert Downey Jr.’s In ‘Captain America 3′ Now

“Hey, do I look retarded in this new suit?”
“Yup.”
“You jerk! THIS MEANS CIVIL WAR.” – Exactly how that happens, trust me

Last week, Robert Downey Jr. spent an odd amount of time openly confirming and then un-confirming Iron Man 4. Turns out he’s really starring in Captain America 3

The Superficial / October 14, 2014

Jon Hamm Might Be Doctor Strange

Earlier in the week, Variety reported that Marvel wants Johnny Depp to play Doctor Strange which made sense financially considering he’s already owned by Disney, but was horrible news for anyone who doesn’t want to see The Sorcerer Supreme (What’s a vagina?) emote via drunken eyebrows. But now comes word that Jon Hamm might be…

The Superficial / January 16, 2014