Posts tagged "Marvel Phase Three"

Krysten Ritter Is Your New Marvel Person

After confirming Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Marvel announced that Krysten Ritter landed the title role of Jessica Jones for its upcoming Netflix series. I should probably mention Alexandra Daddario was also up the part, but mostly so I can link to her nude scene …
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Jessica Chastain’s Probably Captain Marvel

Posted by Photo Boy It's time for another round of 'Make Me Look Like An Ignorant Asshole,' a game Fish has been playing since our college days, but at least I now understand why he always offered to pay for the MD 20/20. "I heard the Peaches & Cream doesn't give you a hangover," he …
By: Photo Boy / November 5, 2014

Chadwick Boseman Is Black Panther: The Day Marvel Pissed In DC’s Face

During a 30 minute event that practically broke Twitter and pissed directly in DC's face, Marvel laid out it's Phase 3 movie plans which included the casting of Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, and an upcoming Captain Marvel movie staring.. somebody as …
By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

"I'll tell you what's strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!" (I have no fucking business writing these.) Posted by Photo Boy You guys know by now that Fish's new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff's house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it's looking like …
By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

Ewan McGregor Might Be Doctor Strange

Posted by Photo Boy Here are all of the things I know about Doctor Strange: 1. Jackshit. With that in mind, Fish, being the sadistic bastard he is, assigned me this post during our morning "editorial meeting," [Ed. Note: I already made an Eye of Agamotto penis joke. There's nothing more …
By: Photo Boy / October 15, 2014

Robert Downey Jr.’s In ‘Captain America 3′ Now

"Hey, do I look retarded in this new suit?" "Yup." "You jerk! THIS MEANS CIVIL WAR." - Exactly how that happens, trust me Last week, Robert Downey Jr. spent an odd amount of time openly confirming and then un-confirming Iron Man 4. Turns out he's really starring in Captain …
By: The Superficial / October 14, 2014

Jon Hamm Might Be Doctor Strange

Earlier in the week, Variety reported that Marvel wants Johnny Depp to play Doctor Strange which made sense financially considering he's already owned by Disney, but was horrible news for anyone who doesn't want to see The Sorcerer Supreme (What's a vagina?) emote via drunken eyebrows. But now comes word that …
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2014