Marvel Phase Three

A Bunch of Comic-Con Trailers I’m Not Writing Separate Posts About

There were a lot of trailers at Comic-Con. Like a lot.

Mike Redmond | July 25, 2016 - 12:12 pm

Brie Larson Might Be Captain Marvel

Brie Larson is in early talks to play Captain Marvel. I’ll allow it.

Mike Redmond | June 2, 2016 - 12:25 pm

Marvel’s Inception Has A Trailer (Okay, ‘Doctor Strange,’ Whatever)

Doctor Strange gets its first trailer, and wow, did these people rip off Inception. Holy shit.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2016 - 8:40 am

Here’s A Buttload of Photos From ‘Doctor Strange’

Benedict Cumberbatch and Mads Mikkelsen filmed Doctor Strange yesterday, so here are way too many photos of that.

Mike Redmond | April 4, 2016 - 9:50 am

‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer Has Your New Shitty Spider-Man

Spider-Man finally shows up in the new Captain America: Civil War trailer, and I really wish he hadn’t.

Mike Redmond | March 10, 2016 - 12:59 pm

Captain America: Civil War Has A Trailer

The Captain America: Civil War trailer is here to punch everything in the face, and wink and nod that it knows its punching everything in the face, so dig in. You know you’re gonna.

Mike Redmond | November 25, 2015 - 8:43 am

Ronda Rousey Really Wants To Be Captain Marvel

Ronda Rousey wants to be Captain Marvel and we should let her because she’s very, very strong. Not in the face!

Mike Redmond | August 17, 2015 - 2:27 pm

Spider-Man’s In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

And Spider-Man has officially joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That’s either a huge fucking deal to you, or you’re going to keep on scrolling. I won’t take it personally.

Mike Redmond | February 10, 2015 - 10:54 am

Krysten Ritter Is Your New Marvel Person

After confirming Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Marvel announced that Krysten Ritter landed the title role of Jessica Jones for its upcoming Netflix series. I should probably mention Alexandra Daddario was also up the part, but mostly so I can link to her nude scene in True Detective because the SEO game don’t sleep, son.

Mike Redmond | December 5, 2014 - 10:32 am

Jessica Chastain’s Probably Captain Marvel

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It’s time for another round of ‘Make Me Look Like An Ignorant Asshole,’ a game Fish has been playing since our college days, but at least I now understand why he always offered to pay for the MD 20/20. “I heard the Peaches & Cream doesn’t give you a…

Carmen Ribecca | November 5, 2014 - 11:00 am

Chadwick Boseman Is Black Panther: The Day Marvel Pissed In DC’s Face

During a 30 minute event that practically broke Twitter and pissed directly in DC’s face, Marvel laid out it’s Phase 3 movie plans which included the casting of Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther, and an upcoming Captain Marvel movie staring.. somebody as Carol Danvers. Also announced was Avengers: Infinity War which will be two movies…

Mike Redmond | October 28, 2014 - 3:36 pm

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

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You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff’s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like…

Carmen Ribecca | October 28, 2014 - 11:51 am

Ewan McGregor Might Be Doctor Strange

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Here are all of the things I know about Doctor Strange:

1. Jackshit.

With that in mind, Fish, being the sadistic bastard he is, assigned me this post during our morning “editorial meeting,” [Ed. Note: I already made an Eye of Agamotto penis joke. There’s

Carmen Ribecca | October 15, 2014 - 11:15 am

Robert Downey Jr.’s In ‘Captain America 3′ Now

“Hey, do I look retarded in this new suit?”
“Yup.”
“You jerk! THIS MEANS CIVIL WAR.” – Exactly how that happens, trust me

Last week, Robert Downey Jr. spent an odd amount of time openly confirming and then un-confirming Iron Man 4. Turns out he’s really starring in Captain America 3

Mike Redmond | October 14, 2014 - 10:37 am

Jon Hamm Might Be Doctor Strange

Earlier in the week, Variety reported that Marvel wants Johnny Depp to play Doctor Strange which made sense financially considering he’s already owned by Disney, but was horrible news for anyone who doesn’t want to see The Sorcerer Supreme (What’s a vagina?) emote via drunken eyebrows. But now comes word that Jon Hamm might be…

Mike Redmond | January 16, 2014 - 9:00 am