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Martha Stewart’s Roasting Justin Bieber

Martha Stewart just confirmed she’s doing Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast. There’ll be no survivors. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed

Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth’s divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, a month and a half later, Gwyneth Paltrow… More »


You Take A Run At Martha Stewart, You Best Not Miss

Last month, Martha Stewart took an open crack at Gwyneth Paltrow which apparently was the opening salvo in a turf war because bitch just went to the mattresses, and holy shit, is it a good thing. From a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” (above) in the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living:

Every Thanksgiving… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Martha Stewart Sees Me As Competition’

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, she’s actually serious, isn’t she? Us Weekly reports:

“No one has ever said anything bad about me before, so I’m shocked and devastated,” Paltrow said sarcastically. “I’ll try to recover,” she added.
“If I’m really honest, I’m so psyched that she sees us as competition. I’m so psyched. More »


Martha Stewart Is Cutting Bitches

Martha Stewart has a drone, so right off the bat, you don’t fuck with that. She’s also done time, so before you think you can just waltz into her territory with your macrobiotic cranberry sauce and free-range giblet gravy served in authentic ancient Mayan finger bowls, know that vengeance is best served with a nice… More »


Martha Stewart Has A Drone

Martha Stewart made assloads of headlines earlier in the week by calling Blake Lively’s website “stupid,”, yet hardly anybody’s paying attention to the love letter Martha Stewart wrote to her drone in Time magazine. Yup, that’s right. Martha Stewart has a drone. A fucking drone. And not only does she have a drone, she practically… More »


Blake Lively Seems Terrible To Marry Is How I’m Going To Read This So I Don’t Kill Myself

If you hadn’t read by now, Martha Stewart helped plan Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ wedding, except it turns out Blake Lively also had eight million details for this thing which makes her seem like a real pain in the ass to marry with awesome breasts that wouldn’t make up for all that, right? (Nod… More »


Martha Stewart Pees With The Door Open. It’s A Good Thing.

“Did your Uncle Steven make these? Ahahaha! Ohmygod, I didn’t think I was going to say it, but I did. Garçon! More wine.”

Martha Stewart’s daughter Alexis Stewart has apparently written a tell-all book titled “Whateverland: Learning to Live Here” about growing up with Martha as a mother slash emotionless, open-door pissing, encourages… More »


Paris Hilton dropped by agent

Paris Hilton has been dropped by her team of agents at the Endeavor Talent Agency because she “just wasn’t worth it.” A rep for Endeavor confirmed that, “Paris is no longer a client.” A source tells Us:

“There was a lot of tension between Paris and her agents for a while. Her… More »


Martha Stewart hates Egyptians

Martha Stewart was on her way to make an appearance on The View Tuesday when she noticed she was being followed by a police cruiser. When her car stopped at the studio, it was surrounded by officers and her driver was promptly arrested. Page Six reports:

A visibly upset Stewart went up… More »


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