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Mary-Kate Olsen Served Bowls Of Cigarettes At Her Wedding

Being friends with the Olsen Twins is still hazardous to your health. More »


Jennifer Aniston Married Justin Theroux’s Floppy Penis

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux had one of those stupid surprise weddings, so this post is about his floppy dick instead. … More »


Cameron Diaz And Benji Madden Got Married

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When you’re 42 and the last time anyone though you were hot was also the last time anyone thought Jim Carrey was funny, marrying Benji Madden might not seem like you just made the exact same momentous life decision as Nicole Richie, but that’s exactly what happened here. Via… More »



Jennifer Love Hewitt Can Die Now

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US Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Love Hewitt not only gave birth, but also secretly married her The Client List co-star Brian Hallisay, thus removing any further reason for her to continue living.

JLH Diary – Final Entry

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Teen Mom Jenelle Got Married

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans got married in a “shotgun” courthouse wedding yesterday, and no, not to the dude she got engaged to a few months ago after he beat the shit out of her, but a different dude who already tattooed her name across his chest because everyone involved here makes incredible life decisions. More »