Posts tagged "Marisa Miller"

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,…

The Superficial / January 15, 2014

MTV Movie Awards Live-Tweet

In case Aziz Ansari plastered all over the site hasn’t tipped you off, The MTV Movie Awards start at 9 PM EST tonight and I’ll be live-tweeting the show while pouring enough alcohol in my face to find Snooki tolerable to look at. If such quantities even exist.
In the meantime, here’s Marisa Miller at…

The Superficial / June 6, 2010

GRAMMYS: Marisa Miller was there

Probably the most important part, if not the sole purpose, of the entire music industry is to find hot bitches to star in music videos. Which is why I assume Marisa Miller was at the Grammys last night. On that note, I’m launching an expedition to find out where exactly her legs end. It should…

The Superficial / February 1, 2010

Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial

List of Mankind’s Achievements that Needed to Happen (Revised)
1. Letting Michael Bay direct a Victoria’s Secret commercial.
2. Harnessing the power of flight.
3. Inventing the printing press.
4. Fire.
5. David After Dentist.

Photo: Getty

The Superficial / December 8, 2009

The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

If you don’t like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night’s 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged i…

The Superficial / November 20, 2009

Marisa Miller teaches Advanced Bikini Posing

Here’s Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America’s Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it’s capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of “Baby, I swear I usually last longer. — Back rub?” Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party save…

The Superficial / November 9, 2009

Marisa Miller supports the troops and other news

- Chris Martin might have cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. I blame GOOP. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mariah Carey wipes out on Leno. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars. [Just Jared]
- Hailey Glassman to Perez Hilton: “You’re the gay Michael Lohan.” [PopEater]
- Lindsay

The Superficial / November 3, 2009

Marisa Miller in an assload of bikinis

These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope you come back and visit us again soon. Preferably whenever the next post goes up. La…

The Superficial / October 14, 2009

Marisa Miller Nude in ‘Room 23′

Marisa Miller recently posed nude for British GQ, and here are the previously unpublished shots that appear in photographer Deborah Anderson’s new coffee table book Room 23. I encourage everyone to purchase a copy because this writer believes in supporting the fine arts. Particularly when it involves a naked butt in a shower that give…

The Superficial / September 24, 2009

Marisa Miller is fashiony and other news

- Whitney Houston talks Bobby Brown with Oprah. Spoiler: Crack is involved. [PopEater]
- Ryan Reynolds might be The A-Team’s Murdock instead of Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox was at the VMAs? She must’ve bolted after Kanye exceeded the show’s bitch threshold. Whose night didn’t he ruin? [Just Jared]
- Stuart Townsend i…

The Superficial / September 14, 2009

Marisa Miller nude in British GQ

Here’s Marisa Miller taking a bath in the August issue of British GQ, and all I have to say is, thank God she’s not pregnant. Seriously, if I look at one more occupied uterus, I’m going to give myself a vasectomy with the first thing I see. *looks at lawnmower* Make that the second thing.

The Superficial / July 13, 2009

Marisa Miller & Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis

Here’s Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio in the latest Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit campaign which is probably the most important and pressing news of the day. Obama could eat a puppy on live TV, and I’d just be thinking about Marisa Miller’s breasts. It’s like I have an amazing superpower or something.
Photos: Victoria’s Secret…

The Superficial / May 8, 2009

Marisa Miller still wearing a bikini (Now with more nipple!)

Here’s Marisa Miller on the second day of her Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barts. As his first act as president, I’m pretty sure Barack Obama made this happen – with his mind. Trust me, I took a course in college once. I know how politics work: MAGIC!
EDIT: Added Marisa’s bikini malfunction while…

The Superficial / January 21, 2009

Marisa Miller in a bikini

After Miranda Kerr had her chance, it was Marisa Miller’s turn to pose for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barts yesterday. As someone who’s got his finger on America’s pulse, I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the most awesome and important thing that will happen all…

The Superficial / January 20, 2009

Kim Kardashian & Marisa Miller want you to believe hot chicks like video games

Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller attended the Spike 2008 Video Game Awards last night as part of their duty to trick gamers into believing women will sleep with them. The Geekologie Writer and myself being the obvious exceptions, of course. In fact, we’re pretty confident it’s going to happen soon. Yup, any day now. All…

The Superficial / December 15, 2008

Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr because today ends in a ‘Y’

Here’s pics of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr attending the opening celebration for the Victoria’s Secret Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York. While Miranda and Marisa look hot, I don’t know what’s going on with Heidi Klum. It’s like her dress is made of a bedazzled Hefty bag, and she told her…

The Superficial / December 3, 2008

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008

Match the supermodel with the thought going through her head:
1. “Try and tell me my outfit can’t have a bejeweled spider attacking my vagina. I’m ______, bitch!”
2. “Wait a minute. This isn’t Scores….”
3. “Probably should’ve gotten that Brazilian today.”
4. “Why won’t my mother just admit she had sex with Hawkman?”
Answers:…

The Superficial / November 16, 2008

Victoria’s Secret Angels in Bikinis

These are behind the scene shots of Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Karolina Kurkova posing for a press junket to promote the Victoria’s Secret Annual Fashion Show at Fountainebleu in Miami. If you’re wondering about the fuzziness of the pics, that’s called “Hero Vision.” No, really, whoever took these should be hunting dow…

The Superficial / November 14, 2008

Marisa Miller in a bikini

Victoria’s Secret Angel Marisa Miller did a little bikini photo-shoot action for the latest issue of Complex magazine. True, these might be a little airbrushed, but allow me to issue a rebuttal: BIKINI. That throbbing sensation is my insane debate skills roundhouse kicking you in the anus. You might want to put on ice that.

The Superficial / October 22, 2008

Victoria’s Secret models land in my heart


A bunch of Victoria’s Secret models including Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima landed in L.A. today. What a gathering of beautiful, uh, minds and personalities. Yes, I can imagine these ladies spent their flight discussing literature, politics and, actually, I’m not even going to bother keeping up this facade. Let’s be real.

The Superficial / November 13, 2007
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