In case Aziz Ansari plastered all over the site hasn’t tipped you off, The MTV Movie Awards start at 9 PM EST tonight and I’ll be live-tweeting the show while pouring enough alcohol in my face to find Snooki tolerable to look at. If such quantities even exist.
In the meantime, here’s Marisa… More »
Probably the most important part, if not the sole purpose, of the entire music industry is to find hot bitches to star in music videos. Which is why I assume Marisa Miller was at the Grammys last night. On that note, I’m launching an expedition to find out where exactly her legs end. It… More »
List of Mankind’s Achievements that Needed to Happen (Revised)
1. Letting Michael Bay direct a Victoria’s Secret commercial.
2. Harnessing the power of flight.
3. Inventing the printing press.
5. David After Dentist.
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If you don’t like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night’s 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged… More »
Here’s Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America’s Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it’s capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of “Baby, I swear I usually last longer. — Back rub?” Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party… More »
- Chris Martin might have cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. I blame GOOP. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mariah Carey wipes out on Leno. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars. [Just Jared]
- Hailey Glassman to Perez Hilton: “You’re the gay Michael… More »
These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope you come back and visit us again soon. Preferably whenever the next post goes up. More »
Marisa Miller recently posed nude for British GQ, and here are the previously unpublished shots that appear in photographer Deborah Anderson’s new coffee table book Room 23. I encourage everyone to purchase a copy because this writer believes in supporting the fine arts. Particularly when it involves a naked butt in a shower that gives… More »
- Whitney Houston talks Bobby Brown with Oprah. Spoiler: Crack is involved. [PopEater]
- Ryan Reynolds might be The A-Team’s Murdock instead of Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox was at the VMAs? She must’ve bolted after Kanye exceeded the show’s bitch threshold. Whose night didn’t he ruin? [Just Jared]
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Here’s Marisa Miller taking a bath in the August issue of British GQ, and all I have to say is, thank God she’s not pregnant. Seriously, if I look at one more occupied uterus, I’m going to give myself a vasectomy with the first thing I see. *looks at lawnmower* Make that the second thing. More »
Here’s Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio in the latest Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit campaign which is probably the most important and pressing news of the day. Obama could eat a puppy on live TV, and I’d just be thinking about Marisa Miller’s breasts. It’s like I have an amazing superpower or something.
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After Miranda Kerr had her chance, it was Marisa Miller’s turn to pose for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barts yesterday. As someone who’s got his finger on America’s pulse, I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is probably the most awesome and important thing that will happen all… More »
Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller attended the Spike 2008 Video Game Awards last night as part of their duty to trick gamers into believing women will sleep with them. The Geekologie Writer and myself being the obvious exceptions, of course. In fact, we’re pretty confident it’s going to happen soon. Yup, any day now. All… More »
Here’s pics of Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Miranda Kerr attending the opening celebration for the Victoria’s Secret Lexington Ave. Flagship Store in New York. While Miranda and Marisa look hot, I don’t know what’s going on with Heidi Klum. It’s like her dress is made of a bedazzled Hefty bag, and she told her… More »
Match the supermodel with the thought going through her head:
1. “Try and tell me my outfit can’t have a bejeweled spider attacking my vagina. I’m ______, bitch!”
2. “Wait a minute. This isn’t Scores….”
3. “Probably should’ve gotten that Brazilian today.”
4. “Why won’t my mother just admit she had… More »
These are behind the scene shots of Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Karolina Kurkova posing for a press junket to promote the Victoria’s Secret Annual Fashion Show at Fountainebleu in Miami. If you’re wondering about the fuzziness of the pics, that’s called “Hero Vision.” No, really, whoever took these should be hunting down… More »
Victoria’s Secret Angel Marisa Miller did a little bikini photo-shoot action for the latest issue of Complex magazine. True, these might be a little airbrushed, but allow me to issue a rebuttal: BIKINI. That throbbing sensation is my insane debate skills roundhouse kicking you in the anus. You might want to put on ice that.
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A bunch of Victoria’s Secret models including Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima landed in L.A. today. What a gathering of beautiful, uh, minds and personalities. Yes, I can imagine these ladies spent their flight discussing literature, politics and, actually, I’m not even going to bother keeping up this facade. Let’s be… More »