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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,… More »

MTV Movie Awards Live-Tweet

In case Aziz Ansari plastered all over the site hasn’t tipped you off, The MTV Movie Awards start at 9 PM EST tonight and I’ll be live-tweeting the show while pouring enough alcohol in my face to find Snooki tolerable to look at. If such quantities even exist.

In the meantime, here’s Marisa… More »

GRAMMYS: Marisa Miller was there

Probably the most important part, if not the sole purpose, of the entire music industry is to find hot bitches to star in music videos. Which is why I assume Marisa Miller was at the Grammys last night. On that note, I’m launching an expedition to find out where exactly her legs end. It… More »

Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial

List of Mankind’s Achievements that Needed to Happen (Revised)

1. Letting Michael Bay direct a Victoria’s Secret commercial.
2. Harnessing the power of flight.
3. Inventing the printing press.
4. Fire.
5. David After Dentist.

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The 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

If you don’t like looking at insanely hot women in lingerie, now would be a good time to go see New Moon and/or become a People subscriber. These are shots from last night’s 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and I started things off with Alessandra Ambrosio and Marisa Miller who seem to be engaged… More »

Marisa Miller teaches Advanced Bikini Posing

Here’s Marisa Miller teaching the contestants on America’s Next Top Model how to give me an erection so hard it’s capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of “Baby, I swear I usually last longer. — Back rub?” Look, I know sometimes I get on my soapbox about religion, Carrie Prejean and the entire Republican party… More »

Marisa Miller supports the troops and other news

- Chris Martin might have cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Bosworth. I blame GOOP. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey wipes out on Leno. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are co-hosting the Oscars. [Just Jared]

- Hailey Glassman to Perez Hilton: “You’re the gay Michael… More »

Marisa Miller in an assload of bikinis

These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you’re wondering why I’m posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope you come back and visit us again soon. Preferably whenever the next post goes up. More »

Marisa Miller Nude in ‘Room 23′

Marisa Miller recently posed nude for British GQ, and here are the previously unpublished shots that appear in photographer Deborah Anderson’s new coffee table book Room 23. I encourage everyone to purchase a copy because this writer believes in supporting the fine arts. Particularly when it involves a naked butt in a shower that gives… More »

Marisa Miller is fashiony and other news

- Whitney Houston talks Bobby Brown with Oprah. Spoiler: Crack is involved. [PopEater]

- Ryan Reynolds might be The A-Team’s Murdock instead of Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox was at the VMAs? She must’ve bolted after Kanye exceeded the show’s bitch threshold. Whose night didn’t he ruin? [Just Jared]

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