Deadpool is Rated R, but who cares? I have an excuse to use my favorite GIF. Kneel before me!
Blah blah blah ‘Saved By The Bell’ reunion. LOOK HOW HOT KELLY KAPOWSKI STILL IS EVEN WITH A BABY IN HER.
There’s been a lot of talk about Ragnarok lately, so let’s just go ahead and file this under that. There’s no way it’s not related. Page Six reports:
Snooki is secretly expecting her second child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, sources exclusively tell Page Six.
The “Jersey Shore” star is a few months pregnant but keeping…
“I know it was you, Mario.”
Ever since Leah Remini quit Scientology, she’s been on damage control with her sister thanks to such vicious moves by the church as ex-communicating anyone who doesn’t defriend her on Facebook. Twisted shit, to say the least. Except it’s only strengthened Leah’s resolve because she’s not only…
“Oh, how rude of me, sugah. Y’all probably never seen one of these in your village. This is a book. El book-o.“
Because America is a shitty place, pre-orders of Paula Deen’s upcoming cookbook “Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up” shot to #1 on Amazon as a direct result of her…
When Khloe Kardashian got fired from X Factor, everyone just assumed it was because she’s terrible and her only showbiz experience is being the (bastard half-)sister of some chick Ray J peed on and Mario Lopez is a consummate professional. Turns out Kris Jenner fucked everything up which, in hindsight, should’ve been everyone’s first guess.
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“When they heard the king, they departed; and behold, the star which they had seen in the East went before them, till it came and stood over where the young Child was.” Matthew 2:9 — Nailed it.
- Anna Faris accidentally sent a sexually explicit text to a child during a routine “Sex Text Wednesday” with her boyfriend. And it’s official, I must kill this man in battle and take Anna as my bride. There’s really no other option at this point. [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Christian Bale keeps getting asked about…
A heavily make-up’d Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario’s “just one of the girls.” Then again, that’s sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant.
What is it with you and sleeves? Why do they vex you so?
I’ve put great a deal of effort into this question (five minutes) and narrowed it down to a list of likely scenarios that fuel your unbridled hatred for armwear. If these hit close to home, my apologies:
1. Dustin Diamond.
Karina Smirnoff and her Dancing With The Stars lover/partner A.C. Slater hit the beach in Miami over the holiday weekend. Slater and Karina attempted to pull off some dance moves in the ocean until Karina’s bare nipple hit him in the nose. A.C. responded by dumping her ass face first into the sea. All, while…