Posts tagged "Mario Lopez"

‘Deadpool’ Will Be Rated R In Case There Was Some Confusion

Deadpool is Rated R, but who cares? I have an excuse to use my favorite GIF. Kneel before me!

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2015

Kelly Kapowski, 41 And Pregnant? STILL WOULD

Blah blah blah 'Saved By The Bell' reunion. LOOK HOW HOT KELLY KAPOWSKI STILL IS EVEN WITH A BABY IN HER.

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

Snooki’s Pregnant Again

There's been a lot of talk about Ragnarok lately, so let's just go ahead and file this under that. There's no way it's not related. Page Six reports: Snooki is secretly expecting her second child with fiancé Jionni LaValle, sources exclusively tell Page Six. The “Jersey Shore” star is a few months pregnant but keeping…

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2014

Jesse & Slater Got Back Together!!

It's the reunion the world's been waiting for. Elizabeth Berkley and Mario Lopez together agai- I'm literally just looking for any excuse to link to this GIF (NSFW). I'm not even going to hide it, this is who I am now. The warble has me. It has all of me... Photos: AndraViak/AKM-GSI, Getty

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2013

Leah Remini Isn’t Going To Shut Up About Scientology

"I know it was you, Mario." Ever since Leah Remini quit Scientology, she's been on damage control with her sister from so-far silent moves made by the church against her like ex-communicating anyone who doesn't defriend her on Facebook. Twisted shit, to say the least. Except it's only strengthened Leah's resolve because she's not only…

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2013

Paula Deen’s Publisher Cancelled Her Already #1 Best-Selling Cookbook

"Oh, how rude of me, sugah. Y'all probably never seen one of these in your village. This is a book. El book-o." Because America is a shitty place, pre-orders of Paula Deen's upcoming cookbook "Paula Deen's New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up" shot to #1 on Amazon as a direct result of her…

By: The Superficial / July 1, 2013

Khloe Got Fired From ‘X Factor’ Because Kris Jenner Kept Trying To Get Mario Lopez Fired

When Khloe Kardashian got fired from X Factor, everyone just assumed it was because she's terrible and her only showbiz experience is being the (bastard half-)sister of some chick Ray J peed on and Mario Lopez is a consummate professional. Turns out Kris Jenner fucked everything up which, in hindsight, should've been everyone's first guess.

By: The Superficial / April 24, 2013

Mario Lopez’s Buttcheeks Are The True Meaning of Christmas

Posted by Photo Boy "When they heard the king, they departed; and behold, the star which they had seen in the East went before them, till it came and stood over where the young Child was." Matthew 2:9 -- Nailed it. Photo: Bauer-Griffin  …

By: Photo Boy / December 11, 2012

Anna Faris, will you marry me? (Or just do naked stuff.)

- Anna Faris accidentally sent a sexually explicit text to a child during a routine "Sex Text Wednesday" with her boyfriend. And it's official, I must kill this man in battle and take Anna as my bride. There's really no other option at this point. [I'm Not Obsessed] - Christian Bale keeps getting asked about…

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2009

Mario Lopez hearts lipstick

A heavily make-up'd Mario Lopez escorted Eva Longoria Parker for her 34th birthday Monday night while Tony Parker was off playing for the Spurs. I guess the lipstick is to convince Tony that Mario's "just one of the girls." Then again, that's sort of like putting camouflage on a tree: Redundant. Photos: Fame

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2009

Mario Lopez continues his never-ending war on sleeves

A.C. Slater, What is it with you and sleeves? Why do they vex you so? I've put great a deal of effort into this question (five minutes) and narrowed it down to a list of likely scenarios that fuel your unbridled hatred for armwear. If these hit close to home, my apologies: 1. Dustin Diamond.

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2008

Karina Smirnoff nipples Mario Lopez in the face, gets hurled in disgust

Karina Smirnoff and her Dancing With The Stars lover/partner A.C. Slater hit the beach in Miami over the holiday weekend. Slater and Karina attempted to pull off some dance moves in the ocean until Karina's bare nipple hit him in the nose. A.C. responded by dumping her ass face first into the sea. All, while…

By: The Superficial / May 27, 2008