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Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Marilyn Monroe Now

Posing as Marilyn Monroe is some Lindsay Lohan shit, so imagine my surprise to see Gwyneth Paltrow posing as her for Max Factor. This is literally the most pedestrian thing I’ve seen her do in my life. It’ll be a miracle if they let her back into Britain. Or the ivory bazaar. Then where will… More »

Gary Oldman Is Sorry, Jews

“I’d first like to personally apologize to Matthew McConaughey, a sterling example of your kind- what’s that? Goddammit.”

If you somehow were nowhere near the Internet yesterday, Gary Oldman experienced a whirlwind of shit after his recent Playboy interview was published online and included the following defense of Mel Gibson:

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Courtney Stodden Rubbed Her Giant Cartoon Breasts All Over The Dead

As you can see, my headline was sadly literal because here’s Courtney Stodden at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where she took selfies of her plastic tits in front of the graves of Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gabor, and Farrah Fawcett because she’s (almost) just like them. There’s just one tiny little thing missing…
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Oh, What’s That, Lady GaGa? You’re Marilyn Monroe And R. Kelly Is Obama?


Get back in your egg.

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Lindsay Lohan Blew Paul Schrader So Hard He Thinks She’s Marilyn Monroe Now

While Lindsay Lohan continues to ignore any and all of the wise, albeit obvious, advice given to her by the rehab she’s currently court-ordered to be in, director Paul Schrader just wrote a completely serious, non-ironic piece for the Film Society of Lincoln Center about how she’s exactly like Marilyn Monroein a goodMore »

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