Posts tagged "Marilyn Monroe"

Madonna’s Just Like Nelson Mandela And Martin Luther King Jr., You Guys

Madonna is no stranger to saying absolutely tone-deaf shit that most people not surrounded by sycophants would have the right mind to never to say out loud, so it’d only make sense that she’d use Photoshopped images of Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Princess Di, and others to promote her new album “Rebel Heart”

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Marilyn Monroe Now

Posing as Marilyn Monroe is some Lindsay Lohan shit, so imagine my surprise to see Gwyneth Paltrow posing as her for Max Factor. This is literally the most pedestrian thing I’ve seen her do in my life. It’ll be a miracle if they let her back into Britain. Or the ivory bazaar. Then where will…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014

Gary Oldman Is Sorry, Jews

“I’d first like to personally apologize to Matthew McConaughey, a sterling example of your kind- what’s that? Goddammit.”

If you somehow were nowhere near the Internet yesterday, Gary Oldman experienced a whirlwind of shit after his recent Playboy interview was published online and included the following defense of Mel Gibson:

Mel…

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2014

Courtney Stodden Rubbed Her Giant Cartoon Breasts All Over The Dead

As you can see, my headline was sadly literal because here’s Courtney Stodden at the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where she took selfies of her plastic tits in front of the graves of Marilyn Monroe, Eva Gabor, and Farrah Fawcett because she’s (almost) just like them. There’s just one tiny little thing missing…

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2014

Oh, What’s That, Lady GaGa? You’re Marilyn Monroe And R. Kelly Is Obama?

MILEY CYRUS HAS A GIANT CAT PHOTO THAT ALSO WORKS AS A VAGINA JOKE.

Get back in your egg.

Photos: Getty

By: The Superficial / November 25, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Blew Paul Schrader So Hard He Thinks She’s Marilyn Monroe Now

While Lindsay Lohan continues to ignore any and all of the wise, albeit obvious, advice given to her by the rehab she’s currently court-ordered to be in, director Paul Schrader just wrote a completely serious, non-ironic piece for the Film Society of Lincoln Center about how she’s exactly like Marilyn Monroein a good

By: The Superficial / July 10, 2013

Megan Fox Apologizes To Lindsay Lohan For Making Completely Accurate Statement

During the Esquire interview where she was repeatedly described as a snow driven field unmarred by the hoofprints of ugly deer-humans or some equally ridiculous bullshit, Megan Fox somehow said something that wasn’t about the Internet heralding in the apocalypse which she knows because she speaks Heaven-language. (Seriously, have you read this thing? You should…

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt Or Marilyn Monroe?

Answer: HOLY SHIT, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS REAL! SAVE US, NORMAN REEDUS!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, RAAK/AKM-GSI, Splash News

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2012

‘Happy Birthday, Mr. President…’

“And so gentlemen, it is with formidable reluctance that I shall agree to a second term as this nation’s president, but not without a request for the following demands to be met in satisfactory manner as convenience permits:

Firstwith, as a peace offering to the men of Pennsylvania’s western region after soundly horse-punching

By: The Superficial / February 20, 2012

BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Becomes A Massive Crock Of Sh*t

Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2011

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Is Marilyn Monroe Now, No Full Frontal

After making her return for a reshoot, Playboy has finally approved Lindsay Lohan’s latest batch of photos which will appear in the January/February issue on sale in Decemeber. Except, surprise, it’s no longer full frontal or possibly any form of naked at all, so just assume her pay got reduced to a sandwich or else…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2011

Megan Fox Is Too Good For Marilyn Monroe’s Face Now

Marilyn Monroe is an iconic Hollywood actress who appeared in several timeless films beloved the world over before dying a possible drug-related – or Mafia induced – death in 1962. Megan Fox showcased her navel and fake tits in a movie about fighting robots that turn into cars which we now know greased Shia LaBeouf’…

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2011

Angelina Jolie as Marilyn Monroe. Of Course, They Look So Alike…

Seen here at the London premiere of Salt today, Angelina Jolie will reportedly play Marilyn Monroe in a new biopic told through.. the eyes of her dog? Okay, sure. The Daily Telegraph reports:…

By: The Superficial / August 16, 2010

Lindsay Lohan wants to die Marilyn Monroe-style

Lindsay Lohan’s last two photo shoots where she posed as Marilyn Monroe might not be coke-fueled delusions of grandeur. Turns out she has an unhealthy obsession with the late actress to the point that she wouldn’t mind dying young surrounded by pills, according to Betty Confidential:

“If you saw my house … I…

By: The Superficial / August 3, 2009

Lindsay Lohan goes back to Marilyn Monroe well

Here’s Lindsay Lohan milking that time she was Marilyn Monroe for an upcoming issue of Spanish Vogue. Except I don’t remember Marilyn having the lizard back of a Sleeztak. Also, didn’t she do something really classic? Like, I dunno, dying. Just throwing that out there.

Photos: INFdaily

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2009

Marilyn Monroe sex tape sells for $1.5 million

Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI. I doubt copies of “A Night in Paris” are locked away next to the Ark of the Covenant. The vintage…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2008