Posts tagged "Mariah Carey"

Mariah Carey & Brett Ratner? How In The Fu-

Mariah Carey and Brett Ratner are probably dating. That Brett Ratner.

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Mariah Carey Is Doing A Vegas Residency

Posted by Photo Boy Mariah Carey announced her Vegas residency with an Oprahesque "You get tickets! You get tickets!" give away on Ellen. A gift that probably would have been better with, I dunno, plane tickets and a hotel room? Via Time (Wait, hold up. We're quoting Time? Legitimate news source, Time. When did thi…

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015

Mariah Carey Ruined Christmas Or Something

There are way more important things happening in New York than Mariah Carey acting exactly like Mariah Carey, but if we talk about Eric Garner instead of Christmas tree lights, Gretchen Carlson's jaw will unhinge and open a portal to the demon world. So above is Mariah Carey performing live at Rockefeller Center after blowing…

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Nick Cannon Left Mariah Carey Because She’s Crazy

Here's Nick Cannon after visiting his kids yesterday where he surprisingly didn't leave the building with a trident sticking out of his chest considering he's telling people he's the one who left because Mariah Carey is goddamn crazy. TMZ reports: Nick has made it clear to all involved ... he's deeply concerned about Mariah's emotional…

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Mariah Carey Shut Nick Cannon The Hell Up

Yesterday, Nick Cannon confirmed to The Insider that he and Mariah Carey have been living in separate houses for months because this guy will tell anybody fucking anything. Which is why Mariah slapped him with a gag order, so this is all going well. TMZ reports: Sources close to the couple tell TMZ ... Nick…

By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014

Kim Kardashian Destroyed Mariah Carey’s Marriage

Scientists have long since theorized that the gravity around Kim Kardashian's ass is capable of destroying matter if not converting it into dark matter which is kind of redundant. (Smartest, if not slightly racist, penis joke you'll ever read in your life.) So what that in mind, it really shouldn't be a surprise that marriage…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon’s Divorce Should Be Here Any Minute Now

Mariah Carey used to tweet lingerie photos to make people believe Nick Cannon gets to have sex with her which he absolutely does not. But those times are over now for even the freshest rose of love eventually wilts and hires spies to make sure nobody's fucking you. Page Six reports: When the comic hosted…

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Terry Richardson Photoshopped Mariah Carey? NO!

Jezebel got a hold of the unretouched shots from Mariah Carey's photo shoot with Terry Richardson which I'm going to kick over to them because it's their exclusive and I'm not a dick. I'm just a simple journalist trying to uncover the truth, and through that truth encourage people to ask themselves how many time…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Mariah Carey Wants You To Think This 1997 Photo Was Taken Last Week

On Friday, Mariah Carey tweeted the above photo with the following caption: quality time with #dembabies.. so much happiness!! Except, according to Buzzfeed, it's impossible for that to be a photo of Mariah with "dem babies" because it was taken during a 1997 episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show and Mariah Carey isn't Doctor Who.

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

And Now Back To ‘Whose Face Did Terry Richardson Put His Penis On This Time?’

When we last left Terry Richardson, he was photographing Mariah Carey's children, so what better time for another story of him "allegedly" jabbing his dick into an unsuspecting model's face? It's the perfect segue. Via Jezebel:…

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2014

Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is For The Children Or Something

Posted by Photo Boy So remember earlier when Fish posted this great video of super talented actors doing funny impressions of each other, because they're beloved and humble people, whose impromptu moments during what is surely a grueling press tour provide a little insight that they aren't complete dicks or egomaniacs on the inside? Well…

By: Photo Boy / May 30, 2014

Mariah Carey Posed For Uncle Terry With Her Kids

Terry Richardson loves to jerk off on models' faces, so what better person to take a nice family photo of you in lingerie with your kids? Which is apparently the kind of thought Mariah Carey has because here she is doing exactly that. In the meantime, those giant breasts might be single soon thanks to…

By: The Superficial / May 9, 2014

Mariah Carey Reacted To Nick Cannon Banging Kim Kardashian In Most Mariah Carey Way Possible

Last week, during a promotional interview for his new album "White People Party Music", Nick Cannon rattled off the names of five celebrities he slept with including Kim Kardashian and his wife Mariah Carey who sent him into his next interview with specific instructions on what to say about that shit. Via Gossip Cop: Ster…

By: The Superficial / April 3, 2014

Remember When Nick Cannon Banged Kim Kardashian? You Do Now

"Did that mothafucka just say Nick Cannon?" Yes, I did. Because sex lists are all the rage these days, Nick Cannon was asked to name at least five celebrities he's slept with during a Power 106 interview. And because he has a new album coming out on Tuesday, he actually answered the question and reminded…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2014

It’s Mariah Carey In A Bikini. In Aspen.

For reasons that I'm sure have nothing to do with her getting called out for performing for a dictator for $1 million, Mariah Carey thought it'd be fun to post pics of herself running around in a bikini in goddamn Aspen to Instagram yesterday. It's not like she thinks her body is so amazing people…

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2013

Mariah Carey Tweeted Her Breasts To 13 Million People For Nick Cannon’s Birthday

I make it a rule not to post at night unless it's an important breaking story involving relevant celebrities doing something people might actually give a shit about. Which I think we all agree Mariah Carey tweeting her giant breasts counts as along with being the only thing that happened tonight. THE ONLY THING. *shakes

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2013

Mariah Carey Let Nick Cannon Watch The Kids So She Can Bang This Motorcycle

Here's the video for Mariah Carey's new single "#Beautiful" which proves how young and sexy she is by it's use of a hashtag and Miquel wanting to watch her strip in barn as today's youth are so fond of. When asked for his reaction to the video, Nick Cannon said, "Massa don't let me use…

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2013

Mariah Carey’s Breasts Want You To Know It’s Christmas-Time

Because the homepage is shockingly breast-deficient - *looks at AnnaLynne McCord, shakes head* - here's Mariah Carey pre-taping her performance for the Rockefeller Center tree-lighting ceremony last night, and while your first reaction will be, "Ha! She couldn't go onstage without ham," those are breasts. It took me a minute, too, but then I noticed…

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2012

Steven Tyler Says American Idol Producers Are Faking Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey Feud

"Shit, is that her? No, wait, it's just Lady GaGa in black-face, ohthankgod." TMZ caught up with former American Idol judge Steven Tyler and asked him if he thinks the Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey feud is bullshit. His response: Of course! Which is amazing because if Steven Tyler sees through your bullshit then it'…

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2012

Nicki Minaj & Mariah Carey Are Getting Along Nicely

Here's Nicki Minaj flipping out on Mariah Carey, and apparently Randy Jackson, too, during an audition taping for American Idol while Keith Urban just sits there in the middle thinking, "Well, at least no one's touching me with their plastic face. Their dead plastic face..." TMZ reports: Nicki Get this shit in self control. Get…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2012
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