I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is… More »
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.… More »
It’s the holidays, so here’s some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I’m looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz’s baby chute right now. I literally don’t have to do anything the rest of the day.
And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they’re just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here’s the first batch featuring Maria Menounos’ butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy Robinson… More »
- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are going out for romantic dinners now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Johnny Weir’s marriage is still a violent, sequin shitfight. [Dlisted]
– Have you seen this girl? (No Terminator.) [theCHIVE]
Here’s Katherine Webb on the set of Extra where she’ll supposedly be replacing Maria Menounos despite the fact her ass didn’t make me pour steaming hot coffee on my crotch while saying, “Hooooooooooooooooooly shit.” I just assumed that was the job description.
Photo Boy and I enjoy very few perks in our line of work: No commute, no dress code, sick days, vacation days, federal holidays off, health, dental and vision insurance, creative freedom, minimal managerial interaction, movie days, decent paychecks for essentially looking at tits and making jokes about our wieners. It’s a goddamn chore is… More »
Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:
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- Emma Roberts and Evan Peters want to beat each other as man and wife. [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Stodden tried to hop on the Duck Dynasty clusterfuck a week too late. [Dlisted]
- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]
- Madonna’s spawn are not bound to the… More »