Posts tagged "Maria Menounos"

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it i…

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014

Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

It’s the holidays, so here’s some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I’m looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz’s baby chute right now. I literally don’t have to do anything the rest of the day.

1. Giada De Laurentiis is getting a divorce, and…

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they’re just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here’s the first batch featuring Maria Menounos’ butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy Robinson

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Good Morning, Eiza Gonzalez Talking To Maria Menounos’ Butt, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are going out for romantic dinners now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johnny Weir’s marriage is still a violent, sequin shitfight. [Dlisted]

– Have you seen this girl? (No Terminator.) [theCHIVE]

– Oh, yeah, LeAnn Rimes is way hotter than this. Way, way hotter. [Fishwrapper]…

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014

Katherine Webb’s Replacing Maria Menounos? BLASPHEMY

Here’s Katherine Webb on the set of Extra where she’ll supposedly be replacing Maria Menounos despite the fact her ass didn’t make me pour steaming hot coffee on my crotch while saying, “Hooooooooooooooooooly shit.” I just assumed that was the job description.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Phamous/AKM-GSI, Splash News, WENN

By: The Superficial / April 24, 2014

Maria Menounos’ Ass Is Quitting ‘Extra’

Photo Boy and I enjoy very few perks in our line of work: No commute, no dress code, sick days, vacation days, federal holidays off, health, dental and vision insurance, creative freedom, minimal managerial interaction, movie days, decent paychecks for essentially looking at tits and making jokes about our wieners. It’s a goddamn chore i…

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2014

Yellow Grimace & The 71st Annual Golden Globes

Because I wasn’t fucking around when I said we’re getting in and out of the Golden Globes, here’s the rest of the shit you might possibly, but not really, need to know. Starting with these red carpet photos, this Ronan Farrow tweet which is so awesome, he has to be Sinatra’s son:…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

These Maria Menounos Bikini Pics Are Much Better And Other News

- Emma Roberts and Evan Peters want to beat each other as man and wife. [Lainey Gossip]

- Courtney Stodden tried to hop on the Duck Dynasty clusterfuck a week too late. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Madonna’s spawn are not bound to the…

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2014

It’s Maria Menounos’ Butt In A Bikini

Alright, folks, I’m going to shoot it to you straight. It’s not only Friday, but the Friday after New Year’s and half the east coast is buried in snow. So there’s really not a whole lot happening while the entertainment world squeezes the last few delicious drops of lethargy out of the holidays. Case i…

By: The Superficial / January 3, 2014

The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

Yes, Hugh Jackman, Punching Maria Menounos Is Exactly How Straight Men React To Her Ass

Here’s Hugh Jackman visiting the set of Extra yesterday where Maria Menounos’ ass looked fantastic which is literally all you need to know here. In fact, I’m not even going to bother making some sort of quip about how consistently fantastic said ass is because I’ll just say something stupid like “you can set your…

By: The Superficial / September 13, 2013

Good Morning, Giada De Laurentiis, And Other News

- The X-Men were at the premiere of The Butler. Makes perfect sense. [Lainey Gossip]

- Richard Simmons didn’t make the single America wants, he made the single America needs. [Dlisted]

- Kim Kardashian crying will somehow make your day a lot better. [theCHIVE]

- Charlie Hunnam is your…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2013

Good Morning, Maria Menounos Wrestling WWE Divas In Hot Pants, And Other News

- Dick Van Dyke crashed his Jaguar, bursting it into flames, and walked the fuck away. In the end, there will only be him. Or still Heather Graham. [Dlisted]

– Did Gwyneth Paltrow get to hang with Kid President? I rest my case. [Lainey Gossip]

– There is nothing more satisfying…

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2013

Maria Menounos Is Still In Bikini And Other News

- So Gaby Hoffman is Jewish? Travels in packs? Jacuzzis first? GIVE ME AN ANSWER. [Lainey Gossip]

– Don’t ask Miley Cyrus if she’s pregnant. [Dlisted]

- 36 Photos of Women Tugging On Their Clothes [theCHIVE]

– Remember all those arguments about Barbie giving little girls unrealistic views about…

By: The Superficial / June 21, 2013

Maria Menounos Is In A Bikini

Here’s Maria Menounos celebrating her birthday in Mykonos yesterday where legend has it, she returns each year to restore the natural luster of her ass with the water’s rejuvenating powers. Or she just eats a bunch of goat cheese. I have no idea what you want from me down here.

Photo: INFdaily

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2013

Good Morning, Maria Menounos’ Incredible Ass In Tight Jeans, And Other News

- Blake Lively truly is the perfect woman. [Celebslam]

– The kid from Step Up is owning 300. This is the world we live in now. [Lainey Gossip]

– And it’s been denied a Senator Ashley Judd. [Dlisted]

– Redheads: Killer of Christ or humanity’s greatest treasure? We may…

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2013

A Moment For Maria Menounos & Kelly Brook

Hey, guys, thanks to the fallout from last week’s malware shenanigans, security on the site is being tightened and has caused a few “hiccups” like locking Photo Boy and I out of uploading new photos all morning. Photos like Maria Menounos’s hottest working ass in Hollywood and Kelly Brook’s awesome British breasts which you’re hopefully…

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry’s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings’ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna’s murder or Jennifer Lopez’s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2013

Maria Menounos Wore Leather Pants. Yes.

To make up for forcing your eyes to give Kim Kardashian’s pregnant gunt a 3D ultrasound, here’s Maria Menounos crammed into tight leather pants yesterday. Also, I don’t really say this enough, but her butt is literally the most consistently awesome ass in all of Hollywood. Not once have I looked at it and thought…

By: The Superficial / February 8, 2013
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