Alexander Skarsgard Is Back
There had been whispers of Alexander Skarsgard's return except everyone took them as myths, hearsay, wistful dreams whispered on a summer wind. And then your water broke.
Margot Robbie’s Nipples Will Lead Us Into The Light
So the past two weeks have been a soulcrushing smorgasbord of child molesters and the sloth-people who let them near their kids, and pretentious hipsters who think writing about their little sister's vagina is totes edgy, all capped off by me staring deep into a bottomless aby…