Posts tagged "Marc Anthony"

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Are Still Doing It

Despite a very messy and public divorce where Jennifer Lopez’s people immediately started trashing Marc Anthony in the press, the two of them recently hooked up at a Puerto Rican hotel while filming their talent competition show. Probably because Marc Anthony reportedly has a giant penis which I forgot to post about, so just take…

The Superficial / November 22, 2011

Jennifer Lopez ‘Broke Down’ On Stage

While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you read what led up to her “emotional breakdown.” People reports:
Lopez, 42, then launched into “Until It Beats No More&#8221…

The Superficial / October 24, 2011

I Don’t Think Jada Was The One Sleeping With Marc Anthony, You Guys

A few weeks back, rumors spread that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were separating after he supposedly caught her having sex with Marc Anthony. Except here’s Will and Marc in Miami last night for Salsa Skeletor’s birthday, and the two couldn’t look tighter. In fact, they almost look a little too tight… get me…

The Superficial / September 13, 2011

Marc Anthony Doesn’t Know Jennifer Lopez is Spreading The Cheating Rumors

“Marc, it’s okay. Now, tell us where her butt touched you.”
In his first post-divorce interview, Marc Anthony says absolutely nothing interesting at all except that his split from Jennifer Lopez wasn’t “sensationalistic” and that he doesn’t know where all these rumors come from. Probably because he still loves Jennifer making him blind to the…

The Superficial / September 1, 2011

Will Smith Caught Jada and Marc Anthony ‘Watching a DVD’

Yesterday, a report broke that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are separating which they eventually denied by cryptically stating their marriage is “intact” along with planning to sue InTouch Weekly. Except a good idea might be to make sure their people stop confirming details from said report by coming up with ridiculously guilty-looking excuse…

The Superficial / August 24, 2011

Scientology Ruined Jennifer Lopez’s Marriage

“Shit, is that a Thetan?! Esmeralda, shield the children!”
While Jennifer Lopez has been busy making sure people think Marc Anthony is Ike Turner’s less violent twin, Julio, I’m going to assume his people leaked this little tidbit to the Daily Mail which should go over awesome with the strictly Catholic Latino community who haven’t…

The Superficial / August 16, 2011

Jennifer Lopez Has a ‘Post-Split’ Interview In Vanity Fair Already

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced their split just two weeks ago, and ever since it’s been a carefully, calculated PR battle on her end to paint herself as the victim of a “controlling” anorexic Latino who, at best, weighs 90 pounds soaking wet with delicious salsa. So, of course, Jennifer Lopez somehow already gave…

The Superficial / August 2, 2011

Jennifer Lopez is Really Taking This Separation Hard, In a Bikini

“Bitch, turn around, O.J.’s a cowboy! GET OUTDA HOUSE!”
Here’s Jennifer Lopez celebrating her 42nd birthday in Miami over the weekend, and blatantly posing for the paparazzi so Marc Anthony will see how happy she is without him. Which is kind of superfluous considering he carries around a scepter with a crystal ball sticking out…

The Superficial / July 25, 2011

Marc Anthony Cheated on Jennifer Lopez With a Stewardess

“I know it was you, Salsa Fredo.”
For those of you just tuning in, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony called it quits just before the weekend and an epic battle to make each other look like even bigger dickheads has already engulfed the media with Us Weekly clearly behind Team Lopez after being promised the…

The Superficial / July 21, 2011

Jennifer Lopez’s New Boyfriend Sued For Raping a Minor and Giving Her An STD

“Call me later. We’ll rape out.”
As soon as Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced they were separating, rumors immediately started that she was having an affair with William Levy who starred in her video for “I’m Into You” and conveniently divorced his wife right after the shoot. However, he’s since denied the relationship thi…

The Superficial / July 18, 2011

Jennifer Lopez Ditched Marc Anthony

If you’re a famewhore celebrity who wants to shamelessly milk the most possible attention out of your big announcement, you wait until Friday 6 PM PST to drop the bomb and watch it devour the entire weekend. Which is, of course, exactly what Jennifer Lopez did to announce her “amicable” split from Marc Anthony right…

The Superficial / July 18, 2011

Jennifer Lopez’s Sex Tape Looks Hilarious

Marc Anthony walked out of an interview with Univision on Wednesday after being asked about Jennifer Lopez’s ex Ojani Noa releasing a sex tape the two made on their honeymoon, but that’s not why I’m writing this post. If I’m watching this clip correctly, at one point during the “home movie” it looks like Jennifer…

The Superficial / June 10, 2011

Victoria Beckham Wants to Murder Jennifer Lopez

Yesterday, American Idol creator Simon Fuller received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and, naturally, invited Victoria Beckham because he also manages the Spice Girls. Except she decided to show up late only to find current Idol host Jennifer Lopez had taken the front row seats leaving Posh to sit in the third…

The Superficial / May 24, 2011

Jennifer Lopez’s Ass, Anyone?

Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Malibu with her family yesterday and apparently she should’ve worn a longer blouse because, KERPOW, J-Ass! Except that KERPOW was a little unnecessary because this is absolutely nothing like I imagined it. I always assumed seeing the J-Butt would be more like seeing Jesus’ face and le…

The Superficial / July 14, 2010

Marc Anthony is smooth

Who says Jennifer Lopez’s birthday has to be all about her?
Well played, Salsa Skeletor. Well played.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

The Superficial / July 27, 2009

Leslie Mann premieres things and other news

- Tyler Perry is sending 65 inner-city kids to Disney Land after their day-care was kicked out of a country club pool for changing the “complexion” and “atmosphere” of the club. No jokes, just a hats off. [PopEater]
- Marc Anthony is now a partial owner of the Miami Dolphins. His first order of business?

The Superficial / July 21, 2009

J-Lo & Marc Anthony skip adoption, go straight for baby snatching

While other stars are battling mountains of red tape trying to adopt children, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are just straight stealing ‘em from unsuspecting couples. I mean, why risk filling out paperwork only to have authorities figure out your husband’s an alien from the Picante Quadrant sent to Earth to learn the secrets of…

The Superficial / April 1, 2009

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony use Inauguration to quiet divorce rumors

You might have thought last night was about Barack Obama becoming the first black president? But, nope, it’s not. It’s about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony using the Inaugural Ball to make everyone believe they’re happily married. People reports:
Earlier in the evening, Anthony had said, “I wrote this next song about Jennifer. I must…

The Superficial / January 21, 2009

Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony keep up appearances

In an effort to quash rampant divorce rumors, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have escaped to Puerto Rico for the next few days to prove their love is strong. Because being in the same place at the same time totally constitutes a healthy relationship. No, really, these two couldn’t be more convincing if they procreated…

The Superficial / December 31, 2008

Jennifer Lopez & El Skeletor to remain married

- Jennifer Lopez, despite rumors to the contrary, is not getting a divorce, according to her rep. Oh, well, if her rep says so, then it must be true. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get one of these rep people to tell a child support judge I’ve been sterile my entire life.

The Superficial / December 29, 2008
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