Posts tagged "Maitland Ward"

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice.
By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015

Kendall Jenner In A Bikini & Maitland Ward: The Crap We Missed

Alright, folks, it's the Friday after New Year's Day, and not even the school system is trying to pretend it still isn't the holidays. (Case in point: This is a post on Gawker right now. Why?) So here's Kendall Jenner proving, okay, maybe she does have the body to be a…
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

Happy Holidays, Everybody!

Alright, folks, it's that time of the year again. We'll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the…
By: The Superficial / December 24, 2014

Maitland Ward Is Naked In Space Or Something

Full Disclosure: We are crazy buttslammed from the Bill Cosby memes, so here's a practically naked Maitland Ward on the set of Descent Into The Maelstrom which is apparently an actual movie and not the porn parody for Interstellar. I have no idea how that happened, so…
By: The Superficial / November 11, 2014

Maitland Ward Meets Stan Lee And Other News

- Here's what Eva Mendes looks like after squeezing out a Baby Goose baby. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift pulled all of her songs off Spotify. [Dlisted] - The Ever-Elusive Downblouse [theCHIVE] - Will Smith basically stalks his wife. [Fishwrapper] - Kate Upton will start your Electio…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

- Selena Gomez might be banging Orlando Bloom again. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Phillippe: "I've only made five good movies." [Dlisted] - Presenting The Internet's Booty Hall of Fame [theCHIVE] - Dean McDermott used to jerk off to Tori Spelling when she was on 90210. [Fishwrapper] -…
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Jesus, Maitland Ward, Let Me Get Some Coffee First And Other News

- Total Recall probably didn't help Jessica Biel land a part in True Detective. [Lainey Gossip] - Chelsea Clinton had a baby. [Dlisted] - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE] - Okay, the NFL isn't all bad. You got me. [The Mighty] - But just i…
By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

- Hopefully Reese Witherspoon didn't have to pronounce any stupid French last names. [Lainey Gossip] - Katy Perry admits she isn't very smart. You fucked John Mayer. We know. [Dlisted] - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Denver [theCHIVE] - Khloe Kardashian can officially add "gun-toting video ho" to her…
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

Maitland Ward’s In A Bikini

There's always a handful of you who go ape-nuts whenever Maitland Ward pops up in The Crap We Missed, so here she is in a bikini yesterday in case you're interested in photographs where it looks like she shit her pants at the beach. And this i…
By: The Superficial / August 1, 2014

Maitland Ward Is Your New Adrianne Curry

Remember Adrianne Curry? That chick who was married to Peter Brady (Or Seth MacFarlane from the future. Jury's still out.) and shows up to Comic-Con wearing crazy hot cosplay outfits? Well, Maitland Ward just completely stole her shtick and will only relinquish it…
By: The Superficial / June 2, 2014

Maitland Ward Got Her Own Post

If you're avid clicker of The Crap We Missed, you've probably seen Maitland Ward at some red carpet event thanks to Photo Boy's uncanny ability to somehow not make every pic Prince Charles. So for reasons that can be described as, "How am I not seeing her…
By: The Superficial / April 17, 2014