Maitland Ward knows how to celebrate Star Wars Day.
Alright, folks, here’s a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We’ll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don’t worry it’ll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you’ll barely even notice. Especially the…
Full Disclosure: We are crazy buttslammed from the Bill Cosby memes, so here’s a practically naked Maitland Ward on the set of Descent Into The Maelstrom which is apparently an actual movie and not the porn parody for Interstellar. I have no idea how that happened, so please don’t ask.
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- Khloe Kardashian can officially add “gun-toting video ho” to her resume. [Fishwrapper]
- Sveva Alviti is…
Remember Adrianne Curry? That chick who was married to Peter Brady (Or Seth MacFarlane from the future. Jury’s still out.) and shows up to Comic-Con wearing crazy hot cosplay outfits? Well, Maitland Ward just completely stole her shtick and will only relinquish it through trial by combat. I heard her say it clear as day.
If you’re avid clicker of The Crap We Missed, you’ve probably seen Maitland Ward at some red carpet event thanks to Photo Boy’s uncanny ability to somehow not make every pic Prince Charles. So for reasons that can be described as, “How am I not seeing her vagina?” here’s Maitland’s very own post from last…