Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfeeds in public
Maggie Gyllenhaal was spotted breastfeeding her daughter in public in New York City. And I really don't know what to say to these. It's not like it's Paris Hilton walking around with her vagina hanging out. It's breastfeeding. Making fun of her would be like going to a nude beach and making fun of everybody…
Peter Sarsgaard knocks up Maggie Gyllenhaal, marries her
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and pregnant. I'd elaborate, but that's pretty much all there is to it. Except that Peter Sarsgaard is also ... her twin brother! Bum bum bum!!! Sorry, that was totally inappropriate. I just wish life were more exciting sometimes.