The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They …
Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala
Posted by Photo Boy So here's everyone else at last night's MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn't see Avril Lavigne there, so that can't be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money …
GOLDEN GLOBES: The people who weren’t Christina Hendricks’ breasts.
And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) Halle Berry whose chest has probably sold 85 billion copies of Swordfish. To me. January Jones.
Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard get married
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard got married this weekend in Italy, according to People: "We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2," the actress's rep said in a statement to PEOPLE. The celebration took place in a small chapel in Brindisi, according to European news reports.
Maggie Gyllenhaal breastfeeds in public
Maggie Gyllenhaal was spotted breastfeeding her daughter in public in New York City. And I really don't know what to say to these. It's not like it's Paris Hilton walking around with her vagina hanging out. It's breastfeeding. Making fun of her would be like going to a nude beach and making fun of everybody …
Peter Sarsgaard knocks up Maggie Gyllenhaal, marries her
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and pregnant. I'd elaborate, but that's pretty much all there is to it. Except that Peter Sarsgaard is also ... her twin brother! Bum bum bum!!! Sorry, that was totally inappropriate. I just wish life were more exciting sometimes.