Posts tagged "Lynne Spears"

Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)

After attempting to paint himself as a walking rehab clinic/management team that helped Britney Spears kick a fictional meth habit, Sam Lutfi saw his lawsuit against Bertney and her parents completely thrown out yesterday which is usually what happens when you're completely full of shit. TMZ reports: Lutfi had filed…
By: The Superficial / November 2, 2012

Britney Spears Was Crazy Because Of Meth, Says Least Credible Person Ever

"Malcolm Middle's dad done gimme the good shit, y'all! YEE-HAW!" In 2008, I'm almost positive I spent entire months writing about nothing but Britney Spears and her "manager" Sam Lutfi who would eventually be forcibly removed from her life by her father Jamie Spears after she locked herself in her bedroom and…
By: The Superficial / October 19, 2012

Britney Spears ‘Mentally Incapable’ of Testifying in Court

And welcome to the exact moment she realized this wasn't a McDonald's and was tricked into dressin' all fancy again. Remember Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears former "manager" who consistently drugged her when he wasn't threatening to piss on the graves of his enemies? Turns out his lawsuit against Britney and her parent…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2011

Britney Spears’ Parents Got Back Together

"Mama Papa gon' be a family ag'in!" People root toot doodly: "They are back together and are doing well and happy," a source tells PEOPLE. "[They're] not remarried but back together." The couple, who divorced in 2002, were looking friendly on Saturday at Los Angeles lounge Boudoir. Onlookers at the lounge…
By: The Superficial / November 16, 2010

Sam Lutfi sues Britney Spears and her parents

In an unbelievably retarded legal move, Sam Lutfi has filed a lawsuit against Britney, Jamie and Lynne Spears claiming "libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract." TMZ reports: According to the papers, Sam claims Jamie and Lynn "launched a campaign of lies and intimidation designed to destroy Lutfi and…
By: The Superficial / February 3, 2009

Jamie Lynn Spears ready to sue over liposuction rumors

Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to sue some asses over reports that she had liposuction performed while pregnant, according to TMZ: We're told the story is "100% NOT true" -- that Jamie Lynn has never had lipo and would "never in her life" do anything like it. I'm going to go out on a…
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2008

Lynne Spears: ‘I’m innocent, I tell ya!’

Ha ha! Remember Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped My Children Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Purchase. Today she stopped by FOX News' The Morning Show With…
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2008

Lynne Spears: Jamie Lynn ‘crucified’ while Bristol Palin ‘celebrated’

Lynne Spears is speaking out about the media's hypocrisy embracing the pregnancy of Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of John McCain running mate Sarah Palin. Lynne got her holy nuts kicked in when it was revealed Jamie Lynn was with child, but Sarah Palin is getting a pass, according to Newsweek: "It's a…
By: The Superficial / September 24, 2008

Lynne Spears gives first TV interview about tell-all book

Lynne Spears stopped by The Today Show for an interview with Meredith Vieira about her memoirs Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. The book originally started out as a collection of poetry but Lynne quickly realized that's not how you get a beach house. Here's Lynne…
By: The Superficial / September 17, 2008

Britney Spears’ parents kept a topless portrait of her in their house

Britney Spears donated the above painting to The Promises Foundation which provides "behavioral health services to low-income women and their children." The portrait was for sale on eBay with a starting bid of $10,000, but the auction page has been inexplicably pulled. At any rate, the painting was on display in Britney's parent's house…
By: The Superficial / September 15, 2008

Britney Spears: It’s like she’s Rocky, but with a vagina!

Britney Spears is making a comeback, folks. She's stronger than yesterday. Her loneliness ain't killing her no more. And I'm now going to shoot myself for quoting that song. While I load the gun, check out the latest from OK! Magazine on her climb back to the top after getting her ass pumped…
By: The Superficial / September 11, 2008

Lynne Spears: ‘I’d do it all over again’

In an interview with People about her new book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, Lynne Spears seems to be oblivious to the fact that Britney is a burden of the state and can't see her kids without a SWAT team handy. How can I tell?
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2008

Britney Spears started hitting the bottle at 13, says mom’s book

Lynne Spears tell-all book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is remarkably jam-packed with action for an evangelical book about parenting. Lynne reveals Britney started knocking back booze at 13 and, with her mom's help, tricked Justin Timberlake into thinking she was a virgin when really…
By: The Superficial / September 5, 2008

Lynne Spears’ book not so much about parenting, more about her kids’ private lives (That’s sweet.)

Lynne Spears new book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World will hit bookshelves next month and it appears ol' Lynne is cashing in her kids' lives. The book includes chapters on Britney's meltdown and Jamie Lynn's teenage pregnancy. Without these tests of inner strength, Lynne might not…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2008

Lynne Spears’ book coming in September

Lynne Spears' parenting memoir "Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" is officially set to release in September. A spokesperson for the publisher confirmed the news to People: "When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hold," says a spokesman for Thomas Nelson, which publishe…
By: The Superficial / June 12, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' uncle William Spears is all about airing the family's dirty laundry. Apparently Jamie Lynn herself was an accident just like the child in her belly that may or may not be Casey Aldridge's. Jamie Spears had a vasectomy after Britney was born, but yet somehow Lynne ended up pregnant.
By: The Superficial / February 29, 2008

Britney Spears + dairy = crazy? Okay, sure

PETA sent Jamie and Lynne Spears a letter of concern about Britney. PETA believes that Britney's consumption of meat and dairy products is making her batshit crazy and want to help. Their reason (Warning: Shameless plug coming.): "The letter suggests putting the suffering star on a vegan diet to help her get her emotional and…
By: The Superficial / February 13, 2008

Lynne Spears is babysitting the boys

Kevin Federline has been beckoned to Fashion Week in New York City by Marc Jacobs and must heed the call. But what about the children? Won't someone think of the children? Oh, phew, Mama Spears is watching them. Wait, what?! E! News reports: A source tells E! News that Lynne Spears is supposed to…
By: The Superficial / February 8, 2008

Sam Lutfi is a patriot

As of today, Sam Luftesticles has yet to be served the restraining order that would effectively keep him 250 yards from Britney Spears. In the meantime, he's acquired himself a press agent, Michael Sands. Ironically, Michael Sands was a media consultant for Mark Vincent Kaplan who is Kevin Federline's defense lawyer. TMZ reports: Sands,…
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2008

Britney Spears’ release: Why, God? WHY?!

Britney Spears' release from UCLA Medical Center has many people scratching their heads. It turns out that a court-appointed lawyer stepped in and decided that Britney was no longer a danger to herself and others. People reports: The procedure calls for a hearing at the hospital to find out whether the hold i…
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2008
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