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Paris Hilton wants in on this nipple action

Struggling to maintain relevancy, Paris Hilton conveniently found herself in front of the paparazzi today without a bra on. I mean, what are the odds (that they’d show up as soon as she called)? In the meantime, I will never understand her breasts. Never. How do they go from virtually nonexistent to face smotheringMore »

Helena Mattsson wins Iron Man 2

I’ve never even heard of Helena Mattsson, but I have heard of areola so here she is at the Iron Man 2 premiere where 1/4th of hers popped out. Apparently she’s even in the movie, so I can only assume the entire plot revolves around her breasts or someone just pissed a ton of… More »

Donald Faison dropping a naked deuce

Donald Faison’s girlfriend CaCee Cobb decided to tweet a pic of him on the can after dining out with Jessica Simpson Wednesday and to his credit, he’s surprisingly cool with it. Because if you can’t see the star of a once-popular sitcom taking a naked shit on the Internet, we might as well go… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s ass is not art

Lindsay Lohan poses for Muse magazine in a photoshoot designed to capture Johnny Depp and Kate Moss’ relationship. Because after those two, there’s only one person who can capture their level of international star power: Chester Cheetah Lindsay Lohan. The shoot also includes Lindsay’s dilapidated ass in a pose aptly titled “Guess who pees… More »

Claire Danes’ nipples and other news

- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney’s child stripper? Only time will tell… [Lainey Gossip]

- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]
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Miranda Kerr has a fashionable ass

Here’s Miranda Kerr in the November issue of V, and she should probably only be photographed at this angle from here on out. So who do I talk to to make that happen? There some sort of art czar in Washington or something, and more importantly, can he/she use military action to enforce strict… More »

Coco and the Fine Art of Tweeting

I’m only just now discovering that Ice T’s wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she’s using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you’re a woman with obscenely large breasts you really only have two choices on how to spend… More »

Olivia Wilde shows Marie Claire some nip

Here’s Olivia Wilde in the latest issue of Marie Claire and I had no idea they showed nipples. Or at least poorly veiled ones. I almost want to make a dentist appointment just to sift through all the issues in the waiting room. Also, I can make sure housewives aren’t reading and kill two… More »

Marisa Miller Nude in ‘Room 23′

Marisa Miller recently posed nude for British GQ, and here are the previously unpublished shots that appear in photographer Deborah Anderson’s new coffee table book Room 23. I encourage everyone to purchase a copy because this writer believes in supporting the fine arts. Particularly when it involves a naked butt in a shower that gives… More »

Khloe Kardashian is a braless Yeti

Nipple Morning takes a stop in mediocre town with Khloe Kardashian and her new boyfriend Lamar Odom of the Lakers who were out in West Hollywood last night. You can kind of see Khloe’s nips in these shots, but what I’ find most disappointing is I expected her breasts to look like two hairy… More »

Teri Hatcher’s vagina. Maybe.

Remember 10-15 years ago when you used to watch episodes of Lois & Clark and wish you could see what may or not be part of Teri Hatcher’s vagina in the context of a triathlon? Uncle Internet’s got you covered.

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Heidi Montag in Playboy

Because everyone knows Christ loves him some tasteful porn, here’s Heidi Montag posing for the September issue of Playboy, and I pretty much feel like I’m reading the Bible right now. Mostly because I don’t believe any of this is real and I want to beat Spencer Pratt about the face with it. No… More »

Kate Walsh flashes her panties

Here’s Private Practice star Kate Walsh flashing her panties while getting out of her car yesterday in Brentwood. I figured these would be a nice change of pace after looking at Kate Gosselin’s snizz all day yesterday. Unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, Jon Gosselin, you had your chance. Maybe… More »

Kate Gosselin’s panties. This is happening.

Well, this was bound to happen. Here’s Kate Gosselin sitting outside her home in Reading, Pa. yesterday giving the paps a clear shot up her skirt. For those of you keeping score at home, all that’s left for Kate now is a nipple slip followed by a sex tape. Which is why at this… More »

Madonna’s sarcophagus (This is what you think it is.)

Madonna performed at the O2 Arena in London on the Fourth of July where she ended up showing half of Britain her crotch. I’m assuming this was a reminder that we kicked their asses during the Revolutionary War, and her vagina saw the whole thing. Or at least up until Ben Franklin used his… More »

Paris Hilton claims she’s just pretending to be dumb

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know “she’s a really strong person who’s been through a lot.” Her dumb blonde image is just something she cooked up for The Simple Life to get even more rich which is actually kind of smart. If it were true. People reports:

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Mischa Barton compensates for botched nipple slip by making out with chick

Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which also happened to be her birthday. After almost showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day living according to… More »

Ginger Spice goes commando at children’s awards

Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice had a slight wardrobe malfunction yesterday on the red carpet and, hey, these things happens. Except this was at the Children’s BAFTA ceremony in London where Geri apparently felt the need to go commando. I guess she likes to feel sexy around a roomful of kids. Interesting…

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Nicole Kidman has nipples (Or at least half of the world’s tiniest one)

If you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples because, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse at her impossibly small areola. I’ve literally… More »

Salma Hayek’s cup runneth over (Almost)

Salma Hayek stopped by German TV show Wetten Dass over the weekend sporting a traditional dirndl. There was nearly an international incident when her entire breast almost popped completely out of her outfit. I’m not sure what U.N. protocol is, but I’m guessing Germany would’ve owed us a peak at one of it’s stars’ nipples. More »

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