Posts tagged "Liv Tyler"

Kanye West & Liv Tyler Wore The Same Shirt

Despite attending a designer event in Paris, the birthplace of fashion, Kanye West and Liv Tyler somehow managed to show up wearing the same retarded dog shirt. It’s almost as if they both started to get dressed then realized the French have no idea what an American meth dealer looks like and felt they should…

The Superficial / March 7, 2011

Kate Gosselin kinda sorta denies affair rumors

- Kate Gosselin “very hesitant” to believe affair rumors. That’s not a denial, folks. Although, a confirmation would be Jon Gosselin’s head on a stick in their front yard. But, you know, tastefully so the kids can use it as tetherball. Family first. [Radar Online]
- Vanessa Hudgens wants to see other people because…

The Superficial / May 7, 2009

Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler kiss

Kate Bosworth and Liv Tyler bumped into each other while grabbing lunch at Sant Ambroeus in New York yesterday, and apparently Liv Tyler greets people by making out with them. That’s a pretty passionate kiss right there. It actually looks like Bosworth is trying to escape here. If I kissed my friends like that…

Superficial / June 6, 2007

Liv Tyler is still fat

In case you’re wondering why you haven’t seen Liv Tyler in any movies recently, it’s because she refuses to diet after having her son Milo in December 2004 and the only role she could get is probably that of “fat lady who used to be pregnant.” She tells British Cosmo:
“It…

Superficial / March 15, 2006

Christina Applegate is single

After four years of marriage, vintage piece of ass Christina Applegate and…

Superficial / December 7, 2005

Liv Tyler is not skinny

Did Liv Tyler eat Kirstie Alley while I wasn’t looking? Because you shouldn’t eat people. You should eat food.

Superficial / September 16, 2005

Liv Tyler

Just in from People magazine: Actress Liv Tyler (and Aerosmith lead Steven Tyler’s daughter) is expecting a baby. Her publicist confirmed to the magazine that Tyler and her rock singer husband Royston Langdon are overjoyed and look forward to the arrival of their child.
Looks like Liv and Royston have had sex with each other.

Superficial / June 22, 2004

Audrey Hepburn

Film legend Audrey Hepburn was yesterday named the most naturally beautiful woman of all time by a panel of experts.
Sorry, but no. Audrey Hepburn is not even close to being the most naturally beautiful woman of all time. No offense to her fans, but she’s actually rather ugly. Her facial structure is too rounded,…

Superficial / June 1, 2004