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Good Morning, Lisa Opie Bikini Photos, And Other News

Charlize Theron is on this Vin Diesel shit. [Lainey Gossip]

Adrien Grenier’s swamp dick is apparently large. [Dlisted]

Selena Gomez tells the Maple Christ about himself. [TMZ]

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra, anyone? [Egotastic]

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Lisa Opie Is The Crap I Missed

Lisa Opie bikini shots are The Crap I Missed and I promise there’s no poetry in here. Let’s just all forget that happened. More »

Good Morning, Lisa Opie Bikini Photos, And Other News

It was supposed to be about Matt & Ben, you guys! [Lainey Gossip]

Noah Cyrus has gone Kardashian. [Dlisted]

“Obama and Target just gayed up your kid!” – Fox News [The Frisky]

Abigail Ratchford did DSLTD. [IDLYITW]

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Good Morning, Lisa Opie Bikini Photos, And Other News

Kelly Rohrbach is allowed near the Pussy Posse. [Lainey Gossip]

Kendra, you wrote a book just like Holly Madison’s. [Fishwrapper]

Kanye West admitted he’s wrong? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE. [Dlisted]

Meg Turney has 1,000,000 people looking at her boobs now. [theCHIVE]

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Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman’s work which is why it’ll be unfortunate if he doesn’t survive running naked… More »

Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

- Marc Anthony got engaged to his model girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]

– I honestly forgot Shauna Sand was still out there. [Dlisted]

- Kirk Cameron took his daughters to Jessa Duggar’s wedding so they could basically learn that kissing before marriage is for sluts. Yup. [Fishwrapper]

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Lisa Opie Is Bendy And Other News

- Ethan Hawke might be Dr. Strange now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ariana Grande is “honored” to be called a giant pain in the ass. [Dlisted]

- Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE]

- Snooki will describe child birth now. [Fishwrapper]

- AnonIB has a… More »

Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

- Michael Che jumps from The Daily Show to Weekend Update. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan claims she handled Whitney Houston’s body bag. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- Selena Gomez keeps getting hotter – so Justin Bieber won’t leave her. Goddammit. [Fishwrapper]
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Good Morning, Lisa Opie & Ana Braga Bikini Photos, And Other News

- James Franco is a blonde douchebag now. [Lainey Gossip]

– Which apparently is how Kanye prefers Kim. Penis, too, probably. [Dlisted]

- The Minx In The Red Wet Dress is Valeria Orsini [theCHIVE]

- Selena Gomez’s Teen Choice Awards speech was a little weird. [Fishwrapper]

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Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

- Jeremy Renner’s Bourne franchise is doing well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cam Gigandet hated everyone on The O.C. [Dlisted]

- Things That Bounce Thursday: Relive it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE]

– The tell-all book about Kate Gosselin sounds just about right. [Fishwrapper]

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Lisa Opie in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 5.2.14

Here’s Lisa Opie trying out this new thing where you take your phone and aim it at your face and tits, then post it all over the Internet. I think they’re calling it a selfie. Sounds so dumb right? Probably won’t catch on at all. Anyway, huge thanks to you guys for hanging in there… More »

Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

- Robb Stark has a new show. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dennis Rodman checked into rehab. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Miley Cyrus’ new tour is going to be worse than you imagined. [Fishwrapper]

– Leave the gay dads alone, ya shitheads. [TheMore »

Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

- Why wouldn’t you want Gwyneth Paltrow’s family to be your Christmas card this year? [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Middleton has gray hair. Alert the prime minister! [Dlisted]

- Sexy Car Selfies (Not pictured: Resulting vehicular manslaughter.) [theCHIVE]

– More evidence that Kaley Cuoco is batshit. [Fishwrapper]

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Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

- Kanye West’s Big “Fuck You” To Redneck America [The Daily Banter]

- Chelsea Handler is allowed to make jokes about Reese Witherspoon’s arrest. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal is pulling something of Christian Bale’s. I may have misread this. [Dlisted]

- One Curvy Redhead: Chivette Jessica Sulecki [theCHIVE]… More »