In-N-Out is all uptight about Abigail Ratchford using their milkshakes like a money shot. Weird.
Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz made some weird-ass video.
Bella Thorne in lingerie is here to help.
Abigail Ratchford’s giant breasts made a new video.
Jon Snow admits he filmed scenes for GoT Season 6. [Lainey Gossip]
Selma Blair is banging David Foster from RHOBH. [Dlisted]
Lindsay Lohan found a new mark. [TMZ]
You can marry 12-year-olds in Virginia? WTF? [Newser]
Your morning links. …
Miley Cyrus topless is the Best of 2015 for January.
Kim Kardashian’s app didn’t do shit to the App Store.
Selena Gomez really wants you to see her in her underwear.
Jon Hamm’s penis plays tennis. [Lainey Gossip]
Melissa Rivers as Joan Rivers will haunt your dreams. [Dlisted]
Michelle Rodriguez’s hairy armpits, anyone? [TMZ]
You know how you hate Tom Brady? Double it. [IDLYITW]
Miranda Kerr is your LOVE Advent video of the day.
Emily Ratajkowski is today’s LOVE Advent video. It’s a Christmas miracle!
Selena Gomez in just a bra and panties. You’re welcome.
Pamela Anderson is the latest LOVE Advent video. Hope you like cigarettes and cake.
Our big gallery for The 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because journalism isn’t dead.
Charlotte McKinney’s costume was lingerie. She wins.
Farrah Abraham’s schnozz didn’t always look like this, did it?
Lamar Odom is in a fragile mental state leaving him vulnerable to the Kardashians, but hey, check out Kylie Jenner’s boobs! …
Jessica Lowndes is The Crap I Missed, and the Instagram pics inside are way better. I swear to God.
Fitness model Amanda Lee is The Crap I Missed.
Thor: Ragnarok is a buddy film with The Hulk now. [Lainey Gossip]
America’s Next Top Model had 22 seasons? WTF? [Dlisted]
Abby Lee Miller will be joining Teresa Giudice in jail soon. [TMZ]
Hey There, Victoria Justice [IDLYITW]