Everybody F*cking Hates Farrah
'Teen Mom OG' is apparently all about how much everyone hates Farrah Abraham. You watch 'Real Housewives,' so don't pretend you're above this.
It’s Cindy Crawford Without Photoshop
The unretouched image of Cindy Crawford making the Internet rounds isn't for an upcoming, "inspirational" photo shoot. It's from a 2013 issue of Marie Claire, and no one was supposed to see it.
Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News
Miranda Kerr in lingerie, Joss Whedon blasting the comic book movie industry, Pat Robertson saying stupid shit, and video evidence of why college is awesome. Your morning links.
And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice.
I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening…
BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos
Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
Happy Holidays, Everybody!
Alright, folks, it's that time of the year again. We'll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the…
Kat Torres Has The Holiday Spirit And Other News
- When Rihanna gets bored over the holidays, she starts Instagramming. [Lainey Gossip] - Miley Cyrus' artistic expression is golden showers now. [Fishwrapper] - Cristiano Ronaldo's statue is Hamm-esque. [Dlisted] - You Sure Do Look Good In That Ugly Christmas Sweater [theCHIVE] - Nobody's even trying to…
Emily Ratajkowski Made One of Those Sexy Dancing Videos, Too
Here's Emily Ratajkowski's video for LOVE Magazine's Advent 2014 which involves her dancing braless in a loose tanktop while tugging on her panties, so there's literally no reason for you to have read any of this. In fact, the only person who should be reading this is an automated…
Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News
- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston's life. [Lainey Gossip] - Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper] - Lea Michele's eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - No shameless PR…
Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too
Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here's her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she's also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephe…
Kendall Jenner Getting Spanked By Santa, Anyone?
Kim and Kourtney knocked out their naked shit for the year, so here's Kendall in lingerie getting spanked by Santa because Kris Jenner wants to finally finish off Bruce this Christmas. Except the joke's on her, he replaced hi…
The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Now that we've seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman's butt and Chris Hansen's greatest sting yet, here's the rest of The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn't have time to label, so it's on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!