Posts tagged "Lindsey Vonn"

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Broke Up

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have called it quits. So far no hookers have come forward, but give it time. Give it time.

By: The Superficial / May 4, 2015

Tiger Woods Got WASTED

It was then, at that moment, that Tiger Woods realized Lindsey Vonn wasn't Elin Nordegren this whole time. So remember how Tiger Woods made an uncharacteristically public appearance with Lindsey Vonn at the MET Gala because he's trying not to be a withdrawn, secretive hooker banging machine hell-bent on golf and fucking? Turns out he…

By: The Superficial / May 8, 2013

Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of Elin Nordegren

Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they're dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn them some privacy. Instead, they were photographed at Tiger's daughter's baseball game last night where Lindsey sat in the car for an hour because Elin

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2013

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot

"I love you, Tiger." "And I love you, Malin Aker- Lindsey, Lindsey." Apparently someone told Tiger Woods that perhaps relating to the common man might improve his golf game because here he is posing with Lindsey Vonn for a Facebook photo album announcing their committed, non-marital sex to the world despite the fact he's alway…

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2013