Lindsay Lohan will be working with children whose parents probably should’ve got that abortion. Look what you did, you jerks.
Lindsay Lohan didn’t complete her community service for faking her community service, so situation normal. Everything’s as it should be.
Lindsay Lohan accidentally posted an Arabic message for ‘You’re an ass’ to Instagram after thinking it says ‘You’re beautiful.’…
Lindsay Lohan’s giant freckled breasts demonstrate the appropriate use of Photoshop.
Lindsay Lohan is a goddamn digital wizard. Like ILM with tits.
Everything looks perfectly natural here. This all checks out.
Lindsay Lohan got caught using the word N-word on Instagram before quickly deleting it.
Lindsay Lohan thinks she has what it takes to break the Internet. With clothes on.
A judge threw out half of Lindsay Lohan’s community service then ordered her to do more because that worked out so well the first time.
Lindsay Lohan listed her time on stage as community service. We’ve seen your acting, lady.
Lindsay Lohan is trying to buy her way out of community service with Esurance’s money, of course. Haha! She doesn’t have $10,000.
Lindsay Lohan and her mom are suing Fox News because one time, over a year ago, a guest on Hannity said they did coke together. Yup.
Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don’t need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!