Relax fellas, Lindsay Lohan’s not really engaged. You can come down off those ledges now.
Lindsay Lohan will be working with children whose parents probably should’ve got that abortion. Look what you did, you jerks.
Lindsay Lohan didn’t complete her community service for faking her community service, so situation normal. Everything’s as it should be.
Lindsay Lohan accidentally posted an Arabic message for ‘You’re an ass’ to Instagram after thinking it says ‘You’re beautiful.’…
Lindsay Lohan’s giant freckled breasts demonstrate the appropriate use of Photoshop.
Lindsay Lohan is a goddamn digital wizard. Like ILM with tits.
Everything looks perfectly natural here. This all checks out.
Lindsay Lohan got caught using the word N-word on Instagram before quickly deleting it.
Lindsay Lohan thinks she has what it takes to break the Internet. With clothes on.