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Apparently We’re Supposed To Believe Lindsay Lohan Is Pregnant

Lindsay Lohan’s pregnancy is becoming a thing. Goddammit.

Mike Redmond | July 28, 2016 - 12:24 pm

Newly Single Lindsay Lohan Sets Sail For More Treasure

They say when one door closes another one has a dick behind it.

Mike Redmond | July 27, 2016 - 11:42 am

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants To Take Jewelry Out of Egor’s Ass

Michael Lohan has a particular set of skills. Skills that will allow him to exploit Lindsay Lohan at any moment and sell whatever he can get his hands on to TMZ.

Mike Redmond | July 26, 2016 - 2:26 pm

Lindsay Lohan Pulled A Mischa Barton

Lindsay Lohan tried to heal Turkey and France with a lingerie photo, so both countries are dead now. They died.

Mike Redmond | July 21, 2016 - 12:21 pm

Lindsay Lohan Blew Everything

Lindsay Lohan just Lindsay Lohan’d herself out of a fortune.

Carmen Ribecca | July 12, 2016 - 3:15 pm

Dina Lohan’s Mystery Illness Kept Her From Lindsay’s 30th Birthday

Dina Lohan is paying a dear price to keep her ex-husband in shiny new vagina kicking shoes for the rest of his life.

Carmen Ribecca | July 6, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Lindsay Lohan Made It To 30. Did Not See That Coming.

Lindsay Lohan is the exception that proves The 27 Club is real, so that makes her a life coach now or some shit.

Carmen Ribecca | July 1, 2016 - 10:44 am

Everything At This Party Got Stolen And Other News

Is Lizzy Caplan honeypotting a shitty magic movie? [Lainey Gossip]

Kate Mulgrew’s childhood sounds magical. [Dlisted]

Axl Rose has a sex cane. Of course, of course. [TMZ]

Bernie Sanders is falling in line. Everyone calm down. [Newser]

Your morning links. …

Carmen Ribecca | June 10, 2016 - 9:55 am

Lindsay Lohan’s Throat Is More Powerful Than We Ever Imagined

The trap is set. All Lindsay Lohan has to do is wait.

Carmen Ribecca | June 3, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Good Morning, Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Photos, And Other News

So Justin Bieber is probably going to shoot himself. [Lainey Gossip]

Madonna paid “tribute” to Prince. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

Everybody clapped for Kesha. Whee. [TMZ]

Elijah Wood on Hollywood’s pedophile problem. [Newser]

Your morning links. …

Mike Redmond | May 23, 2016 - 9:58 am

Lindsay Lohan Is Converting To Islam

If Lindsay Lohan wasn’t on a watch list, she is now.

Mike Redmond | April 20, 2016 - 2:12 pm

Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged, Probably

Lindsay Lohan finally found her whale.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2016 - 11:00 am

Those Are Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples

Lindsay Lohan’s nipples didn’t turn into coke dust and fall off yet. In case you were wondering.

Mike Redmond | April 11, 2016 - 1:40 pm

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby, Can Almost Smell Those Sweet Rubles

Lindsay Lohan foolishly thinks her Russian boyfriend’s rich dad won’t disappear her if she’s with child. HA! Cocaine makes you dumb!

Carmen Ribecca | April 7, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s New Boyfriend Isn’t A Billionaire, ABORT

Lindsay Lohan needs to work on her honeypot game.

Mike Redmond | March 22, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Here Are The Two Things Lindsay Lohan’s Lying About Today

No, the guy Lindsay Lohan’s blowing for a while isn’t her boyfriend, and no, he’s not reviving her career.

Carmen Ribecca | March 11, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Lindsay Lohan Says Harry Styles Tried To Bang Her

Lindsay Lohan claims she turned down Harry Styles for sex. Riiight.

Mike Redmond | March 10, 2016 - 1:42 pm

Hillary Clinton Secures Crucial Ginger Sex Worker Endorsement

Lindsay Lohan endorsed Hillary Clinton in case you were still on the fence and waiting for a prostitute’s opinion.

Carmen Ribecca | February 17, 2016 - 3:45 pm
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