Posts tagged "Lindsay Lohan"

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Speak Arabic? No Way

Lindsay Lohan accidentally posted an Arabic message for 'You're an ass' to Instagram after thinking it says 'You're beautiful.'…

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2015

It’s Lindsay Lohan In Lingerie

Lindsay Lohan's giant freckled breasts demonstrate the appropriate use of Photoshop.

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2015

Lindsay Lohan: Master of The Subtle Art of Photoshop

Lindsay Lohan is a goddamn digital wizard. Like ILM with tits.

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2015

Yup, That’s Lindsay Lohan’s Ass, Alright

Everything looks perfectly natural here. This all checks out.

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Can Say The N-Word, Too, You Guys

Lindsay Lohan got caught using the word N-word on Instagram before quickly deleting it.

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Tried To ‘Break The Internet’ With This Shit

Lindsay Lohan thinks she has what it takes to break the Internet. With clothes on.

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Slapped With Another 125 Hours of Community Service

A judge threw out half of Lindsay Lohan's community service then ordered her to do more because that worked out so well the first time.

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Tried To Count Her Acting As Community Service

Lindsay Lohan listed her time on stage as community service. We've seen your acting, lady.

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Buy Her Way Out of Jail Now

Lindsay Lohan is trying to buy her way out of community service with Esurance's money, of course. Haha! She doesn't have $10,000.

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015

Lindsay & Dina Lohan Sue Fox News For Saying They Did Coke Together

Lindsay Lohan and her mom are suing Fox News because one time, over a year ago, a guest on Hannity said they did coke together. Yup.

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Football Is Bullshit, Here Are The Commercials

Some sort of sports ball game happened last night, but more importantly, celebrity laden ads to sell you shit you don't need and sequels to movies nobody asked for! USA! USA! USA!

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once.

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Has Photoshop? What Makes You Say That?

Lindsay Lohan poses in her Calvins on Instagram because it helps fight off the mosquito virus or whatever Mr. Coke told her that morning for breakfast. The situation's fluid.

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan's mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs?

By: Photo Boy / January 23, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Can’t Walk Because She Has A Virus, You Guys

Shortly before New Year’s, Lindsay Lohan was trolling for attention by saying she caught some sort of rare tropical mosquito virus. Now, she can't walk and totally had to go to the hospital who kicked her ass right back out.

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, and it's way too…

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

It's the holidays, so here's some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I'm looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz's baby chute right now. I literally don't have to do anything the rest of the day. 1. Giada De Laurentiis is getting a divorce, and her soon-to-be…

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

And Now Here’s Lindsay Lohan’s Sad Video

While Emily Ratajkowski's LOVE Advent 2014 video awakened me on a spiritual and emotional level by making me realize that, yes, I absolutely would have a threeway with a panda, Lindsay Lohan's is a sad, depressing look at the futility of life. Her breasts were so big, and yet everything about her is fucked beyond…

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch Will Sell You Clothes Now

If there's one constant that stops Lindsay Lohan from swallowing a bunch of pills and not waking up in the morning, it's that Earth drugs can't kill her now. But if there's another constant, it's that some idiot somewhere is waiting to hand her money for some stupid project that will end badly. Which bring…

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan's starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she's of course already talking about how successful her career's about to be. Via Radar Online: “Lindsay is doing better than she ha…

By: Photo Boy / November 21, 2014
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