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Everything At This Party Got Stolen And Other News

Is Lizzy Caplan honeypotting a shitty magic movie? [Lainey Gossip]

Kate Mulgrew’s childhood sounds magical. [Dlisted]

Axl Rose has a sex cane. Of course, of course. [TMZ]

Bernie Sanders is falling in line. Everyone calm down. [Newser]

Your morning links. …

Carmen Ribecca |

Lindsay Lohan’s Throat Is More Powerful Than We Ever Imagined

The trap is set. All Lindsay Lohan has to do is wait.

Carmen Ribecca |

Good Morning, Lindsay Lohan Swimsuit Photos, And Other News

So Justin Bieber is probably going to shoot himself. [Lainey Gossip]

Madonna paid “tribute” to Prince. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

Everybody clapped for Kesha. Whee. [TMZ]

Elijah Wood on Hollywood’s pedophile problem. [Newser]

Your morning links. …

Mike Redmond |

Lindsay Lohan Is Converting To Islam

If Lindsay Lohan wasn’t on a watch list, she is now.

Mike Redmond |

Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged, Probably

Lindsay Lohan finally found her whale.

Mike Redmond |

Those Are Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples

Lindsay Lohan’s nipples didn’t turn into coke dust and fall off yet. In case you were wondering.

Mike Redmond |

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby, Can Almost Smell Those Sweet Rubles

Lindsay Lohan foolishly thinks her Russian boyfriend’s rich dad won’t disappear her if she’s with child. HA! Cocaine makes you dumb!

Carmen Ribecca |

Lindsay Lohan’s New Boyfriend Isn’t A Billionaire, ABORT

Lindsay Lohan needs to work on her honeypot game.

Mike Redmond |

Here Are The Two Things Lindsay Lohan’s Lying About Today

No, the guy Lindsay Lohan’s blowing for a while isn’t her boyfriend, and no, he’s not reviving her career.

Carmen Ribecca |

Lindsay Lohan Says Harry Styles Tried To Bang Her

Lindsay Lohan claims she turned down Harry Styles for sex. Riiight.

Mike Redmond |

Hillary Clinton Secures Crucial Ginger Sex Worker Endorsement

Lindsay Lohan endorsed Hillary Clinton in case you were still on the fence and waiting for a prostitute’s opinion.

Carmen Ribecca |

Lindsay Lohan Is A Racist Who Spits On People Now

Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of a bar for yelling racial slurs at a bartender and then spitting on a dude who told her to knock that shit off.

Mike Redmond |

Lindsay Lohan Bathed Topless In A Volcano #Firecrotching

Lindsay Lohan bathes in volcanoes now. Why not?

Mike Redmond |

Lindsay Lohan Is Telling People She FaceTimed Oprah On Christmas

Lindsay Lohan thinks she FaceTimed Oprah on Christmas. Oh, cocaine, what’ll you think of next!?

Carmen Ribecca |

Lindsay Lohan Is Mad At Jennifer Lawrence Now

Lindsay Lohan wishes Jennifer Lawrence was more like Maya Angelou because cocaine destroys the mind.

Mike Redmond |

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Considered A Fashion Model Somehow

Lindsay Lohan made a ‘short film’ for you.

Mike Redmond |

Jax Taylor Just Realized He Told Everyone He Banged Lindsay Lohan

Jax Taylor just figured out how bad it is to tell anyone with a vagina that he fucked Lindsay Lohan.

Carmen Ribecca |

Lindsay Lohan Wore A Fake Engagement Ring For Attention

Relax fellas, Lindsay Lohan’s not really engaged. You can come down off those ledges now.

Carmen Ribecca |
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