Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of a bar for yelling racial slurs at a bartender and then spitting on a dude who told her to knock that shit off.
Lindsay Lohan bathes in volcanoes now. Why not?
Lindsay Lohan made a ‘short film’ for you.
Relax fellas, Lindsay Lohan’s not really engaged. You can come down off those ledges now.
Lindsay Lohan will be working with children whose parents probably should’ve got that abortion. Look what you did, you jerks.
Lindsay Lohan didn’t complete her community service for faking her community service, so situation normal. Everything’s as it should be.
Lindsay Lohan accidentally posted an Arabic message for ‘You’re an ass’ to Instagram after thinking it says ‘You’re beautiful.’