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Lindsay Lohan Is Converting To Islam

If Lindsay Lohan wasn’t on a watch list, she is now.

The Superficial | April 20, 2016 - 2:12 pm

Lindsay Lohan Is Engaged, Probably

Lindsay Lohan finally found her whale.

The Superficial | April 13, 2016 - 11:00 am

Those Are Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples

Lindsay Lohan’s nipples didn’t turn into coke dust and fall off yet. In case you were wondering.

The Superficial | April 11, 2016 - 1:40 pm

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby, Can Almost Smell Those Sweet Rubles

Lindsay Lohan foolishly thinks her Russian boyfriend’s rich dad won’t disappear her if she’s with child. HA! Cocaine makes you dumb!

Photo Boy | April 7, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s New Boyfriend Isn’t A Billionaire, ABORT

Lindsay Lohan needs to work on her honeypot game.

The Superficial | March 22, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Here Are The Two Things Lindsay Lohan’s Lying About Today

No, the guy Lindsay Lohan’s blowing for a while isn’t her boyfriend, and no, he’s not reviving her career.

Photo Boy | March 11, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Lindsay Lohan Says Harry Styles Tried To Bang Her

Lindsay Lohan claims she turned down Harry Styles for sex. Riiight.

The Superficial | March 10, 2016 - 1:42 pm

Hillary Clinton Secures Crucial Ginger Sex Worker Endorsement

Lindsay Lohan endorsed Hillary Clinton in case you were still on the fence and waiting for a prostitute’s opinion.

Photo Boy | February 17, 2016 - 3:45 pm

Lindsay Lohan Is A Racist Who Spits On People Now

Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of a bar for yelling racial slurs at a bartender and then spitting on a dude who told her to knock that shit off.

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 10:10 pm

Lindsay Lohan Bathed Topless In A Volcano #Firecrotching

Lindsay Lohan bathes in volcanoes now. Why not?

The Superficial | January 6, 2016 - 12:32 pm

Lindsay Lohan Is Telling People She FaceTimed Oprah On Christmas

Lindsay Lohan thinks she FaceTimed Oprah on Christmas. Oh, cocaine, what’ll you think of next!?

Photo Boy | December 29, 2015 - 11:15 am

Lindsay Lohan Is Mad At Jennifer Lawrence Now

Lindsay Lohan wishes Jennifer Lawrence was more like Maya Angelou because cocaine destroys the mind.

The Superficial | December 16, 2015 - 11:10 am

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Considered A Fashion Model Somehow

Lindsay Lohan made a ‘short film’ for you.

The Superficial | December 9, 2015 - 12:09 pm

Jax Taylor Just Realized He Told Everyone He Banged Lindsay Lohan

Jax Taylor just figured out how bad it is to tell anyone with a vagina that he fucked Lindsay Lohan.

Photo Boy | November 4, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Lindsay Lohan Wore A Fake Engagement Ring For Attention

Relax fellas, Lindsay Lohan’s not really engaged. You can come down off those ledges now.

Photo Boy | October 30, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Lindsay Lohan Instagrams Boobs, Lunatic Manifesto

Lindsay Lohan’s 9/11 remembrance was two days late, because of course. Also, crazy as fuck.

Photo Boy | September 14, 2015 - 10:00 am

Lindsay Lohan: Queen of The Dance

Lindsay Lohan is surprisingly limber for a woman whose body is 90% coke and ash.

The Superficial | September 1, 2015 - 10:14 am

Naked Lindsay Lohan Terrorizes Wedding, ‘Somebody’ Drugged Her

Lindsay Lohan was a naked terror at a wedding because someone “slipped her a mickey,” so we’re off to a good start. This is all very credible.

The Superficial | August 28, 2015 - 11:40 am
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