Posts tagged "Lindsay Lohan"

Lindsay Lohan Is A Racist Who Spits On People Now

Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of a bar for yelling racial slurs at a bartender and then spitting on a dude who told her to knock that shit off.

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 10:10 pm

Lindsay Lohan Bathed Topless In A Volcano #Firecrotching

Lindsay Lohan bathes in volcanoes now. Why not?

The Superficial | January 6, 2016 - 12:32 pm

Lindsay Lohan Is Telling People She FaceTimed Oprah On Christmas

Lindsay Lohan thinks she FaceTimed Oprah on Christmas. Oh, cocaine, what’ll you think of next!?

Photo Boy | December 29, 2015 - 11:15 am

Lindsay Lohan Is Mad At Jennifer Lawrence Now

Lindsay Lohan wishes Jennifer Lawrence was more like Maya Angelou because cocaine destroys the mind.

The Superficial | December 16, 2015 - 11:10 am

Lindsay Lohan Is Still Considered A Fashion Model Somehow

Lindsay Lohan made a ‘short film’ for you.

The Superficial | December 9, 2015 - 12:09 pm

Jax Taylor Just Realized He Told Everyone He Banged Lindsay Lohan

Jax Taylor just figured out how bad it is to tell anyone with a vagina that he fucked Lindsay Lohan.

Photo Boy | November 4, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Lindsay Lohan Wore A Fake Engagement Ring For Attention

Relax fellas, Lindsay Lohan’s not really engaged. You can come down off those ledges now.

Photo Boy | October 30, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Lindsay Lohan Instagrams Boobs, Lunatic Manifesto

Lindsay Lohan’s 9/11 remembrance was two days late, because of course. Also, crazy as fuck.

Photo Boy | September 14, 2015 - 10:00 am

Lindsay Lohan: Queen of The Dance

Lindsay Lohan is surprisingly limber for a woman whose body is 90% coke and ash.

The Superficial | September 1, 2015 - 10:14 am

Naked Lindsay Lohan Terrorizes Wedding, ‘Somebody’ Drugged Her

Lindsay Lohan was a naked terror at a wedding because someone “slipped her a mickey,” so we’re off to a good start. This is all very credible.

The Superficial | August 28, 2015 - 11:40 am

Lindsay Lohan Is Stimulating Greece’s Economy

Lindsay Lohan is bravely tackling the Greek economic crisis one satisfied customer at a time.

Photo Boy | July 23, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Look Healthy

I’m not a woman doctor, but I’m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan’s boobs aren’t supposed to look like that.

The Superficial | June 30, 2015 - 1:13 pm

It’s Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini

Lindsay Lohan’s saggy freckle boobs in a bikini, anyone?

The Superficial | June 22, 2015 - 2:15 pm

Well, This Was Bound To Happen

Lindsay Lohan finally learned a trade. I’m actually impressed.

The Superficial | June 15, 2015 - 1:32 pm

Lindsay Lohan Is Basically Telling Everyone She’s A Flight Risk

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends and family she’ll flee to Monaco if she doesn’t finish her community service on time.

The Superficial | May 19, 2015 - 11:24 am

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing Community Service At A Preschool

Lindsay Lohan will be working with children whose parents probably should’ve got that abortion. Look what you did, you jerks.

The Superficial | May 11, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Do Her Community Service. Again.

Lindsay Lohan didn’t complete her community service for faking her community service, so situation normal. Everything’s as it should be.

The Superficial | May 7, 2015 - 11:05 am

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Speak Arabic? No Way

Lindsay Lohan accidentally posted an Arabic message for ‘You’re an ass’ to Instagram after thinking it says ‘You’re beautiful.’

The Superficial | April 22, 2015 - 10:12 am
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