- Paris Hilton made a song with Lil Wayne. This is our world now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Tom Hanks has diabetes which I’m going to believe that first link caused. [Dlisted]
- Everything In This Gallery Is True [theCHIVE]
- Katie Holmes is taking fashion advice from Kanye West? [Fishwrapper]
- Taylor Momsen does Maxim.
- Lindsay Lohan will apparently defy court orders for a quick payout. [Lainey Gossip]
- Denise Richards has custody of all of Charlie Sheen’s kids now. [Dlisted]
– 82 Pics of Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is one way to start your week. [theCHIVE]
– Here’s Ryan Gosling getting the giggles. You’re welcome, ladies.