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That’s Lily Allen’s Nipple And Other News

- Beyonce wants to collaborate with Rihanna? BITCH RUN! [Lainey Gossip]

- Fergie French kisses her son. I, wait, what? [Dlisted]

- Bikini Season Is Really Hitting Its Stride [theCHIVE]

– So who wants to watch Katy Perry get her nose pierced? [Fishwrapper]

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Lily Allen Looks Like This Now And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow poses for Nazi Uniforms, Inc. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michelle Rodriguez confirms she’s bisexual in case you somehow didn’t know that. [Dlisted]

- Bryan Cranston’s advice to aspiring actors. [theCHIVE]

– I see Corey Feldman’s still giving interviews as long as he gets final edit. [Fishwrapper]
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Lily Allen needs to put some pants on

Here’s Lily Allen performing at The Big Day Out festival in Sydney today, and apparently she decided to dress like a 60-year-old woman on a cruise. Complete with leopard panties, cellulite and the unfortunate ability to seduce me with promises of brandy and Werther’s Originals. Because I’m a “sucker.” Wink.

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Lily Allen is topless again. Go figure.

It’s been 10 whole days since we’ve last seen Lily Allen’s breasts, so here she is in Venice late last week standing topless on a balcony for no apparent reason. I love how her boyfriend Sam Cooper tries to cover up her breasts with his hands as if they’re both shocked people are looking… More »

Lily Allen’s monthly nipple flash

Because what’s a month without seeing Lily Allen’s nipples, here she is out in London last night giving the paps a show. At this point, I’m pretty sure I could draw Lily’s nipples blindfolded. And by draw I mean touch myself because I’ll assume I’m alone in a dark room. “What’s all that crying? More »

So Freaking Hot: Best of September

In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here’s a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of getting fired for pretending the fax machine was Blake Lively’s breasts. Wait,… More »

Lily Allen is topless again. What are the odds?

Lily Allen poses topless for the October issue of GQ UK, and based on her inability to wear a bra, I can only assume Lily was molested by a Victoria’s Secret mannequin as a small child. That her or her stepmother was a cardigan with a penchant for cruelty. Could go either way.

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Lily Allen’s showing her nipples again

Here’s Lily Allen performing Sunday night in London in a see-through top with no bra, and it’s almost to the point where I’d be amazed to look at Lily and not see her nipples. No, really, if I saw her in a sweater, I’m pretty sure I’d run into a church and demand a… More »

Lily Allen must hate shirts

Lily Allen continues her war on shirts by posing topless in the August issue of i-D Magazine and also wears a panda costume. So, furries, this one’s for you. You strange, strange people who better not fill up my comment sections with tales of koala fucking. I mean it.

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Lily Allen’s almost visible nipples

Lily Allen wore a blonde wig while dining at Nobu last night in London and also a see-through top, so don’t act like you don’t have time to squint to see some nipples. It’s Tuesday which means you’ve already checked out for the weekend like 98% of the American workforce. Unless, of course, you’re… More »

Lily Allen sunbathing topless

Here’s Lily Allen topless at Eden Roc, and also an undeniable picture of her vagina eating her stomach. No, really, I dare you to give me a reasonable explanation for what’s happening in this last pic that doesn’t involve a belly-eating vulva. You can’t. It’s impossible.

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Lindsay Lohan crashes Lily Allen concert

Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to be the one with the balls in her relationship last night and walked on stage, uninvited, during Lily Allen’s concert in LA. Reader Amy writes in:

Lindsay totally invited herself on stage during the encore, tapped Lily on the shoulder, and proceeded to dance for a few awkward seconds… More »

Lily Allen flashes third nipple on Dutch TV

British pop singer Lily Allen stopped by the Dutch TV show De Wereld Draait Door where she showed interviewer Jakhals Frank her third nipple – and let the dude touch it! Now that’s broadcast journalism, folks. Real issues with real people. Hard-hitting shit. All we’ve got here in the states is that… More »

Lily Allen threatens to post Katy Perry’s phone number on Internet

Apparently, Lily Allen and Katy Perry have a little feud going on after Katy called Lily fat. So, like two adults, they’ve taken their tiff online to Facebook FTW. The Sun reports:

Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: “I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her… More »

Lily Allen’s coke-snorting skills challenged by Elton John

Lily Allen and Elton John presented the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London. Things got out of hand when Lily kept downing champagne like it was the antidote which pissed off Elton John and ended in the two exchanging words on-stage over who could snort the most coke. The Daily MailMore »

Lily Allen explains the public appearance of her breasts

Lily Allen took to her blog today to explain why her nipples stepped out for some London air yesterday. It turns out she has small breasts and hates bras which is apparently the perfect recipe for Boobs Poppinsonia. And now the non-capitalized, oddly spaced writings of Lily Allen:

hello , i wore… More »

Lily Allen continues quest to randomly flash her breasts for no apparent reason

British singer Lily Allen flashed the paparazzi her boob today while getting out of her car. Hey, tit happens, I completely understand. Those things pay my bills. But here’s what I don’t get: Later on, Lily does it again only this time with the other one! Jesus, lady. There’s an old saying: Boob me once,… More »

Lily Allen, I think I love you

Lily Allen attended the UK Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night and no, you’re not tripping, that is Bambi on her dress spewing blood. Being the savvy type, Lily knew there’s only one accessory to complement such an outfit: a blind, raging drunk. After taking home the Editor’s Special Award, Lily celebrated by… More »

Lily Allen’s boobs say ‘How do you do?’

British singer Lily Allen kicked it “Breasts in the Wind” style while vacationing in Cap d’Antibes, France. I’ll assume “d’Antibes” is French talk for “Nipple Fountain on the side of a freaking cliff.” For those of you who don’t know who Lily Allen is, allow me to fill you in on the relevant info: She’s… More »

Lily Allen loses weight via hypnosis

Lily Allen managed to go from a size 12 down to an 8 thanks to hypnosis. Us Magazine has the details:

Allen slimmed down with the help of Susan Hepburn, an accredited hypnotherapist and psychotherapist who charges approximately $600 an hour to implant subconscious messages into clients’ minds reminding them to stop… More »

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